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Lights, Camera and Action; The Entourage v Demons of Death
Topic Started: Feb 7 2010, 07:08 AM (69 Views)
DearDiary

It was a new day, a cold and dreary new day to be exact. A day that found the Action Hero of Pro Wrestling, Colton Mace, on the rooftop of the Oxford Hotel, with a palm frond in hand and fanning his comrade in arms, Jarvis King, who was laid out on a deck chair in board shorts and a Hawaiian t-shirt, having the time of his life.

Colton Mace: Why the hell am I doing this? It’s freezing!

Jarvis King: Kid, I’m from Canada to me this is a heat wave, besides if you don’t enjoy the jobs I give you then start winning matches.

Colton Mace: But I got the pin!

Jarvis King: Only after Mark laid him out, now get back to the fanning, I can feel my cheeks getting warm.

The only positive that Colton could find in his current situation was that Mark Carlton was not present to witness the degradation...Then Jarvis’ cell phone chimed as it received a text message.

Jarvis King: That would be Mark, I was unable to get an interview with Chester, he says he would rather make a deal with the devil before being anywhere near you. So the three of us will talk about your title match. I have to say, you certainly know how to bring the best out of people.

That seemed like the closest thing to a compliment Colton had heard from Jarvis in, like forever, so he took it with a smile. The mystery was whether it was supposed to be a compliment or not. Mark Carlton came upon the scene and made no effort to hide his proud and bemused grin from his partners.

Colton Mace: Keep smiling you smug English bastard and I’ll knock it right off your face!

Mark Carlton: Just like you knocked Billy Anderson? Oh wait! That was yours truly.

Jarvis King: Now, now, I need you two on your best behaviour. We’ve got some stuff we have to talk about.

Mark Carlton: Like getting a better partner?

Colton Mace (under his breath): Or calling immigration?

Jarvis King: On a quick side note, where’s Steve?

Mark Carlton: Still at the hotel room, it would appear my comments about his sex life displeased his wife somewhat. His phone has not left his ear for quite some time.

Colton Mace: Are you sure it’s not that you tried to proposition her?

Mark Carlton: Pure semantics.

Jarvis King: What about Danny?

Colton Mace: He's back in California, not too happy either. Probably because Carlton also tried to propsition his wife.

Mark Carlton: I can not be held responsible for married woman being more appealing!

Jarvis King: Uh-huh. You guys see what The Blue Scorpion had to say about the match? Good quality comedy if I do say so myself.

Mark Carlton: It was much better than any of Colton’s movies.

Colton Mace: That’s it!

Colton dropped the palm frond and lunged at his English counterpart. Their melee was quickly broken up by Jarvis who placed them on seats at opposite ends, with him in between them.

Jarvis King: Leave it for the Demons!

Mark Carlton: I wouldn't worry about that, sir. I assure you, my focus upon the Demons is absolute. I will claim victory for our side.

Colton Mace: Oh will you now? If you remember I’ve already faced The Blue Scorpion in singles completion so I have the advantage of experience against one of our opponents.

Mark Carlton: Didn’t you have assistance in that match?

Jarvis King: Guilty as charged.

Colton Mace: Pfft! That is immaterial. This match has my name all over it, I’ve gone from one title chase to another and I feel confident I have the momentum needed to pick up a victory.

Mark Carlton: Surprisingly I agree with you on this one. With the victory over William and Christopher last week the favour is certainly in the Entourage’s corner.

Jarvis King: I’m loathe to say it, but Scorpio and Anubis managed to defeat Andrelica, no easy feat so don’t underestimate them.

Mark Carlton: I believe, good sir, being the ones to come out on top of Omega and Caledonia is a much more impressive feat!

There are a few seconds of awkward silence.

Jarvis King: Did you just-

Colton Mace: Make a sexual innuendo about your own cousin?

Jarvis King: That’s more than a little messed up!

Mark Carlton: *Ahem* If I may return to the topic at hand, I’m glad Justin has finally realised my potential and elevated to the status of main event.

Colton Mace: Took you long enough, I was already there. This match will be the greatest event in professional wrestling history!

Jarvis King: I’m looking forward to being known as the Golden Trio. Me with my World Title and you two with the Tag Titles.

Mark Carlton: Don’t want to correct you, but I can think of a much better Golden Trio.

Colton Mace: Does it include your cousin?

Jarvis King: Let’s get off of Caledonia.

Colton Mace: I would most certainly like to get on her.

Jarvis King: Did you just say that?

Mark Carlton: You disgust me!

Colton Mace: I-I-I don’t know what came over me. I must be hanging around you too much.

Mark Carlton: The only thing that disgusts me more right now is the pathetic troglodyte that Mr Scorpion used to imitate me. My hair looks nothing like that!

Jarvis King: Settle down Mark, everyone knows of your undying desire for revenge. Scorpio’s poor and unflattering efforts to imitate us were nothing more than his failed attempts to hide his desire to be one of us.

Colton Mace: And why wouldn’t he?

Mark Carlton: Because you are an arsehole?

Jarvis King: I’ve had enough! Right now you both are acting like spoilt brats! You have the opportunity of a lifetime in front of you and we’re set to bring this company to a entire new pinnacle and yet you can’t even stop taking stabs at each other for one bloody single moment!

Mark Carlton: But it’s not my f-

Colton Mace: It’s all hi-

Jarvis King: Oh sure, neither of you are to blame. I don’t like being honest, most of the time, but you two have forced my hand. You as a team are the laughing stock of the entire federation, if you want to be taken seriously, if you want to be successful and claim those titles then GET IN LINE!

Colton Mace: Yes dad-I mean Jarvis.

Mark Carlton: Sorry sir.

Jarvis King: That's better and sorry to bring her up again, but I have to change the subject. I hear Caledonia wil be accompnaying you to the ring.

Colton Mace: Really?

Mark Carlton: Don’t get any ideas Mace, she hates your guts.

Colton Mace: She’s just playing hard to get.

Jarvis King: Colton just leave her alone, you need to focus. Tell me what you are going to do to win those belts.

Mark Carlton: I am going to do-

Jarvis shot Carlton a dirty look.

Mark Carlton: WE are going to do what WE do best of course!

Colton Mace: This is what we have been waiting for! We will march down to the ring Tuesday Night and all of the Demons’ past achievements, all their skills and advantages they believe they posses will be thrown out the window as we prove to them why we are your protégés and no one else.

Mark Carlton: We will make them rue the day they ever claimed those titles for themselves and ultimately make them regret tarnishing MY...OUR honour!

Jarvis King: That’s what I’m talking about! Go on boys SHOW ME THE MONEY!

Carlton and Colton paused for a moment, rather taken aback by their leader’s sudden outburst.

Jarvis King: Preparation is key remember, so how will you make yourselves ready?

Mark Carlton: I will be staying away from the booze and the boobs, I must maintain a state of decorum. There is a lot at stake here!

Colton Mace: Might see if I can fly Arnie out here, get some training into me. I never realised how much of a gut I had until Scorpio showed me.

Jarvis King: Sounds good to me. Oh and at some stage we should discuss options for entrance themes.

Colton Mace: Now roll the damned credits!

[Later that day]

It was these moments Colton hated the most. After the Entourage group meeting they had all gone their separate ways, to mull over recent events and prepare in their own way. The inspiration and confidence he had achieved during their pep talk had been replaced by a sullen feeling of loneliness. He lay on his bed, in his hotel room and stared up at the ceiling in silence before he rummaged for his ever faithful cell phone and quickly dialled a number.

Click

Colton Mace: Oh Ryan...Hi. I was hoping Scarlett was there...She still won't talk to me? Oh, ok, bye then.

His first attempt had failed so he drew a long breath and dialled a second number, the number of Danny.

Colton Mace: Hey Danny.

Danny Tremaine: Oh Colton, it’s you. I’m kinda bus-

Colton Mace: Can we just talk for a sec?

Danny Tremaine: Why? What’s up?

Colton Mace: I know I can be a real pain sometimes, but no one else has been so willing to stand by me, almost unconditionally. I can’t talk to my parents as they make it obvious they aren’t all that proud of me and you are the only person I regard as a friend, so really the only one I can talk to.

Danny Tremaine: You didn’t try to talk to Miss Johansson again did you?

Colton Mace:...Maybe.

Danny Tremaine: Hmm sounds serious, alright what’s on your mind?

Colton Mace: There are times when I wonder if the price of fame is too high. If I’ve had to sacrifice too much just so people can see my face on the big screen.

Danny Tremaine: It is true you are a...acquired taste, but look at all you have accomplished, everything you have achieved for entertainment. Not just in movies but in this professional wrestling business.

Colton Mace: But at what cost?

Danny Tremaine: So you’ve had to crush a few people’s dreams, so you’ve had to distance yourself from aspects of an “ordinary” life. But it is a jungle out there where only the strong survive, they would have walked all over you but you proved to be of the strongest people I know and you certainly extraordinary! You give up a few things, chasing a dream, and the only you can justify making those sacrifices is by having no regrets and doing your best at what it is you choose to do.

Colton Mace: You know what? You’re right, you are so right! I’m looking at myself in the mirror and I'm thinking to myself, “I’m Colton Mace for god’s sake. What right do I have to be depressed?” There are plenty of people less privileged than I. Guys like Anubis and Blue Scorpion, whom will never know the taste of true glory!

Danny Tremaine: Sounds like you’re almost your good old self, not sure if that’s completely a good thing but go out there Tuesday night and rock the foundations of wrestling world!

Colton Mace: I will do more than that Danny, I can guarantee it! I will make them all remember the name Colton Mace. Not because I’m an action hero, but because I am a professional wrestler who is hungry for championship gold!

The call ended but Colton was not finished.

Colton Mace: I’m going to treat myself the way Carlton does!

He dialled yet another number.

Colton Mace: Yes, hello? Red Light Escorts? I would like one of your finest...no...Actually make that two of your finest blonde girls. Yeah I’m kind of a big deal so you don’t want to keep me waiting.
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