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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 5 2010, 09:57 AM (82 Views) | |
| Bill Brasky | Feb 5 2010, 09:57 AM Post #1 |
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Ladies and gents, boys and girls... and Omega... Brasky returns after an unfortunate detainment to bring you all the latest happenings around the world and in CWF. The news... the stories that compel you... the tales that intrigue you... The ideas that make you sit back and say "What the fuck?" I'm Bill Brasky and I'm bringing you a fresh Inside CWF for your viewing pleasure. Lots of new news happening newly here in CWF. Genesis did indeed show a lot of new beginnings as we saw several titles changing hands, including the very humble Jarvis King taking the strap from Cain, King Nothing earning himself a "Brass-Whoopin" by beating Angel for her belt, and the Demons taking the tag titles from the Insurgency. Rumors report that Angel was so lovestruck upon seeing Inside CWF's own Bill Brasky, that she couldn't concentrate on her match. This led to her ultimate disappointment in her loss to King Fuckface. Err... Nothing. Ramsey, our own Chuck Norris-style Cowboy was able to pick up his first win in CWF, and was seen celebrating by locking his girlfriend in a porta-potty and rolling her down the hill. Ramsey was heard saying "I'm Kemsey Ramsey... and this... is how NOT to get laid..." Recent fluctuations in the CWF roster lead us to believe that CWF is headed for some big changes. These changes were kicked off by the actions of two men. First, that guy who decided to quit when things didn't go as he would have liked, and second, J. Rish. Rish, since signing Sahn on as commish, has been desperately seeking help from anyone with an ear to help get Sahn out of power. Inside CWF has actually secured a copy of a local Help Wanted ad that Rish had posted. It reads: "Looking 4 big strong men to help me with a need. Must be willing to meet once per week. I am VERY flexible, and age, race, religion don't matter. Must be muscular and own small briefs." King Nothing has stated vocally that he will punish Rish for making him face Anubis, as the two are linked in stable matrimony. The punishment comes in King Nothing refusing to work for a couple weeks. This reporter says: King, you're doing us a favor. Nobody wants to see your Angel hating ass anyway. Folks, this brief show comes to an intermission, as Brasky must call his P.O. This show will be continued... |
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