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Cinema Advertising; Entourage vs Xtreme and Anderson
Topic Started: Jan 31 2010, 04:59 PM (86 Views)
DearDiary

Today marked the return of Arnold the muscle bound Personal Trainer, seriously even his muscles boasted muscle and it made the Squared Circle Super Star feel strangely insignificant. He had yet to leave his luxury apartment in California for the MGM Grand Arena in Las Vegas. For the first time in quite some years Colton had found himself overcome with a feeling of hesitation, it felt as if something wasn’t quite right. But he had little time to delve as the familiar tone of his phone had put an abrupt end to his musings.



Colton Mace: We’re done for the day. Now beat it, you make me look bad.



He rummaged through his jeans left splayed on his couch and didn’t even bother to check the caller ID before he answered. Apparently there had been a series of mysterious phone calls to some of the roster, mostly Dan Highlander and Justin Rishel had advised everyone on the roster to make a note of all the calls they received, but why would Colton care if someone was stalking that pathetic Australian? This particular call came from Colton’s newest ally, CWF World Champion Jarvis King.



Colton Mace: This is Mace!



Jarvis King: Hey man, it’s me Jarvis.



Colton Mace: Oh, hey.



Jarvis King: Aww not still upset I made you wear the fat suit are you? It certainly got you noticed by the wrestling world, and besides, I thought you’d be immune to that sort of thing, what with all you’re embarrassing movies and all?



Colton Mace: What do you want Jarvis, I’m not really in the mood?



Jarvis King: I was just wondering at what point during Genesis you were supposed to impress me? Seriously dude, that was painful.

Colton Mace: Come on man, it’s not like I was the first one pinned, that honour fell upon the FORMER Paramount champion, Highlander. If I recall I got the most pins in that match.



Jarvis King: But is there a belt around your waist? Did you leave the match as the victor? You can sugar coat it all you want, but you still lost Colton my boy.



Colton Mace: Alright how about next time I take the World Title Shot and you can run a Gauntlet, it’s not the easiest task in the world.



Jarvis King: Moping does not become you my friend. I thought you wanted this, I thought you were hungry for the fame and glory. Maybe this world really isn’t for you after all. Makes me wonder if I should focus more on our other friend, you know that English fellow?



Colton Mace: NO! No! I do want this, I am hungry, STARVING in fact. I just had an off day, yeah. Can’t be the best all the time!



Jarvis King: Oh really? My Title Belt says otherwise. But I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt, just this once.



Colton Mace: All I need is a chance, this Tuesday, I’ll reaffirm your faith in me, prove to you why I’m worth your time and in the process I’ll show everyone that sooner or later Colton Mace will be on top of the world.



Jarvis King: Unfortunately, I can’t show you any favouritism so I’ve organised a tag match as Massacre.



Colton Mace: You’re giving up your main event match to tag with me? Why Jarvis, that means a lot.



Jarvis King: What? No! You’re partner is someone else, someone you are already well acquainted with.



There was a dramatic silent pause as Colton realised exactly whom Jarvis was referring to.



Colton Mace: No! Please not him! Anyone but him! I’ll take Ramsey, Brasky for god’s sake!



Jarvis King: He’ll be round shortly, now you kids play nice.



Colton Mace: But! But! He cost me the Paramount title!



But it was no use, Jarvis had already ended the call and Colton just stared at his phone dumb founded before he threw it against a wall with a profound exclamation of rage. At that moment, as if on cue, there was a knocking on the door. Colton just stood and stared hoping that the knocking would just end, but it got more and more insistent and to a point where he just couldn’t handle it anymore.



Mark Carlton: Congratulations my good man, the last edition of KingsCast went viral. You’re famous!



The Fearless Atlantic Gentleman offered Colton a cheap bottle of champagne, entered the apartment without a greeting exchanged between them and made himself comfortable on the sofa.



Colton Mace: Urge to kill rising!



Mark Carlton: Come now good sir is this any way to treat a guest? I too dislike this arrangement, probably more than you do, but it would seem we are together for better or worse.



Colton Mace: Shut up, just shut up! Because of you I’m not Paramount Champion and everyone expects us to get along?



Mark Carlton: Yes about that, I was merely checking on Miss Starr, as she looked in distress, and your attention was on me...Is there something you should tell me Colton?



Colton Mace: Just stay out of my way and you may leave the arena Tuesday Night unscathed.



Mark Carlton: Oh please my good sir, you should feel honoured to be teaming with me, you could certainly learn a thing or two.



Colton Mace: The only thing I could possibly learn from you is how to get sued for Sexual Harassment. I’m the one running the show, I’m the A-List Superstar and if you follow my lead I may give you a brief moment of fame, but don’t hold your breath. I’m doing this to prove to Jarvis I am worth his attention. Teaming with you may be an inconvenience but I never back down from opportunity. And that’s the bottom line because...well because I said so damn it!



Mark Carlton: Oh dear, I think you need someone new to write your scripts. Though I’m not sure why Jarvis thinks you are worthwhile for anything, I can’t completely argue with his eyes for greatness. He picked me after all and come Tuesday I will show William Anderson and Chris Xtreme what a mistake it was to step into that ring!



Colton Mace: Chris Xtreme, a name I recognise. I denied him an opportunity at the Paramount Title and if anyone is denying him the opportunity for the Tag Titles it will be me. It was I who pinned him at Genesis, pinned him with minimal effort and it would appear that he and I are destined to meet again. I can assure you the outcome will be the same, it will always be the same! Chris can whinge, whine and complain all he wants, about how I crushed all his hopes and his dreams, but that’s show biz kid and the sooner he comes to accept that the better it will be for him. Who did you say was his partner?



Mark Carlton: William Anderson. You know, the stupid cowboy... the other stupid cowboy. Got involved in some cowboy-on-cowboy action - wow, that sounds like the sort of movie you'd be in - and last week went down on Ramsey.


Colton Mace: Down to. You mean down to. And thanks for the mental image you sick British bastard!


Mark Carlton: I do what I can.



Colton Mace: Ah, well I’ll let you take over because I know nothing about him, though that shouldn’t come as a surprise. The stars never degrade themselves by consorting with the extras.



Mark Carlton: Well, I would know... I'm teaming with you for God's sake. But Mr. Anderson is doubtlessly a fine fighter, and his loss to Ramsey doubtlessly an unusual aberration in an otherwise spotless career - what's that?


Off camera, Steve shakes his head frantically. "Nothing since September!" he says in a whisper.


Mark Carlton: Um... my manager is informing me that he has had "nothing since September". Quite a shame, since his wife is rather attractive.


Steve rolls his eyes and claps his palm to his forehead.


Mark Carlton: Don't worry Steve, you'll get there eventually. So it would seem that I may conceivably have been mistaken in my interpretation of Steve's attempts at sign language - William Anderson, it seems, has only a slightly more successful wrestling career than Colton Mace has an acting career...


Colton Mace: Or Mark Carlton's success rate with women...


Mark Carlton: I'll have you know I slept with Carmen Electra two nights ago!


Colton Mace: In your dreams!


Mark Carlton (sadly): Tragically, yes. But I don't need to dream in order to know that I can quite easily defeat both Christopher Extreme and William Anderson - regardless of the incompetence of my partner.



Colton Mace: I was thinking the same thing, you smug British asshole. Alright, that's a wrap - now get out of my apartment and roll the damned credits!
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