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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 24 2010, 04:50 PM (78 Views) | |
| Ramsey | Jan 24 2010, 04:50 PM Post #1 |
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Lonestar warrior
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Sometimes people can have the worst days well here a story about Ramsey of one of those days. It was Saturday morning and Ramsey, Lisa, Carlos, and ZX were driving to Palm Spring And I can tell you that it was a very long trip. “ Are we there yet?” said Carlos. “Dude shut the hell up ok man you keep saying that and answer is no!” yelled Ramsey. “ Ramsey can you tell your manger to turn down his Ipod,” said Lisa. “ Welcome to the world … to world I be rock star,” sang ZX. “ Dude turn your music down,” said Ramsey, but it was to loud ZX couldn’t hear him. “HEY ZX TURN YOUR STUPID IPOD YOU JERK!” scream Lisa so loud it knock out ZX plugs. “All man to made me lose track of my song and now I have to start all over,” said ZX “Well if weren’t such an ass all the time you could be listen,” said Lisa “Well if you weren’t suck wind bad I still be,” said ZX their fighting was on Ramsey last nerve. “That it if you to both don’t shut up I will turn this car around,” said Ramsey as ZX and Lisa stop. Later on during the day Carlos was driving down the road in the middle of a desert. “Dude I really can not wait to beat the hell out of Billy Anderson because I still want to win once,“ said Ramsey. ‘Boo who it your fault that you can’t do your matches well,” said Carlos “Listen at least my career isn’t over I least I have shot wrestling,” said Ramsey “Why do always have to do that you act like so high and might,” said Carlos “Well excuse me for saying my opinion and saying that you have nothing,” said Ramsey “That it why you dime store Chuck Norris want be,“ said Carlos letting go of the wheel Causing the car to crash. Ramsey had deiced to walk till he could find some help and he said them, “ Don’t Worry I be back in an hour.”….. three hours later: “ I am never going to find that stupid gas station even if it bite me in the ass!” shouted Ramsey to the heavens. “Dam it that always work in the movies,” said Ramsey walking more for next hour “Man it hot out here today isn’t Bob,” said Ramsey talking to a Cactus “What that Bob yes those Anderson are having a brother beef while those poor souls,” said Ramsey. While he keeps talk a man comes up on a horse. “Are you hear to tell me my car fix?” asked Ramsey “No I am here to bring you a note,” said the mail cowboy handing him a note and riding off. “Wait do got a cell?” asked Ramsey, but it to late so he opening the note. Dear Ramsey, Were in the hell are you we can’t find you. So we voted and we kept driving so you need to hitch hike to get to Palm Spring. Lisa sends her love. Your friend , Carlos As soon as Ramsey finish reading the note he scream to heavens again. Later that night down fog highway he had his thumb out asking for help, but cars keep pass him. “No respect After all I did for them,” said Ramsey as he see a 16 wheeler stopping for him. “Thank you god this time,” said Ramsey getting in. “Howdy maim thanks for stopping for me,” said Ramsey “”No trouble at all for a star like your self,” said the woman “You hear of me?” asked Ramsey “Yeah CWF cowboy Ramsey from Dallas, Texas” said the women driving “Foggy night to be driving hope it’s better in Palm Spring ,“said Ramsey “You know I was driving down this same highway on this type of night when saw it,” said woman. “ What did see a bear, wolf, Bigfoot, ect.?” asked Ramsey “What I saw was the worse accident in history,” said the woman “ That sound like fun,” said Ramsey in sarcasm “Yes what A sight to see the body ripped in half and face pop out like person was like a balloon,“ said the woman “Jesus that sound like they could be around this highway still,” said Ramsey “Yes they could, but I don’t know do you know?” asked woman] “ No I am just a pro wrestler,” said Ramsey as the truck stop. “Well here the diner there a pay phone you can uses and tell them Large Marge sent you,” said Woman. Ramsey walked in the trucker diner see men and women from al across America here. The first thing Ramsey said was, ”Large Marge sent me.” This causes everyone head to turn. “That a lie she couldn’t had ,” said a man “Yeah see been dead for 35 years today,” said woman “What that can’t be true I saw her,” said Ramsey scare out of his mind “No it true today is the day in happen with this weather in worst accident I ever seen,” said the man. Ramsey realize what this means and he saw and fainted . The next time he woke up he was in Palm Springs next to Lisa who was waking up too. “So are you ok they said you fainted about something hope your ok for your match,” said Lisa. “Yeah I just had a long night so hey I don’t we get breakfast and tell you what happen,” said Ramsey running out the door to get away to tell what happen to guys. Then he stop and thought nah they will never believe me and went back to his room. The end |
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