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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 29 2009, 06:18 PM (75 Views) | |
| Robert Robertson | Nov 29 2009, 06:18 PM Post #1 |
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Ladies and Gentlemen boys and girls, welcome back to Robert Robertson’s Rumors. I know what is on your mind, where exactly have we been for the last two weeks. Just as sure you have all noticed my bronze complexion. We have indeed being partying like its 1999 in the Dominican Republic. We are currently working on a big story, and unfortunately we can let nothing slip. We here are able to keep it shut we learnt from the likes of Brasky who is the king of letting nothing slip. ~TRAVELLING HERO~ Unfortunately while I was away our resident mole Thick Cheese was also away. Using the latest tracking devices which we have installed in all of our employees we were able to track him down, his current statistics are 23 west 24 south. He is said to be looking for directions out of Belgium after being given a dodgy map while on holiday. <WHO NOW?> If recent reports about Franklin Fredrickson star status are to be believed it looks like he has hit the big time. Joining the big names such as Fake That, Bon Jov’ish and Meet loaf he has bagged himself his very own impersonator. Fredrick Franklinson is set to hit the stage later this week. Tickets are almost sold out so act fast! ![]() *RECORD BREAKERS* Chris Andrews has become a record breaker this week after he officially became the own of the worlds largest collection of aeroplane sick bags. He dedicates this world record triumph to his long CWF career, with out which he would have been unable to collect a massive 5875 bags. ![]() *~3.14~* After talks with a well known bakery it seems like Omega is in talks to secure her very own pie. After weeks spent creating the perfect crust it seems like she is finally ready to find the perfect filling. We at RRR towers think she will invent a kitten and absinthe concoction a crazy filling for a crazy lady. ![]() $BOB$ Fresh off the UK tour Burly Bob has been approached by channel 4 to make a spin off version of the show Come Dine With Me. The working title Come Perve With Me is set to hit the UK screens in spring. ![]() In completely unrelated news King Nothings recent invites to his house for an evening meal have been shunned by most of the CWF roster, who are worried just what exactly the King would be serving up. ^STILL STANDING^ The Sexi Panther Boyz has become the fourth act to be voted off Azerbaijan's version of American Idol. Ryan Storm, who fronted the group as they performed 'I'm Still Standing', a song made popular by Elton John, received the fewest amount of votes from the public. On hearing the news, the other members J. Rish and Street Shark said: "Despite all the criticism we still came out and gave it our all.". When asked about the future, the band admitted they would probably go their seperate ways but added "We've enjoyed every moment." ![]() That’s all we have time for today folks. But stay tuned and don’t forget we only tell the truth we let nothing slip. |
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