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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 29 2009, 06:02 PM (83 Views) | |
| Bill Brasky | Nov 29 2009, 06:02 PM Post #1 |
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Three Rivers and Three Sisters Brasky's Homecoming Everyone, Welcome back to Inside CWF! This one is special to me because I graduated with my degree in Journalism right here at the University of Pitsburgh! Brasky’s first story was a report on the three bridges that cover the three majestic rivers here in Pittsburgh, PA. My apologies go out to Superstar Sex Symbol, Angel, who was supposed to be interviewed this week, live. The Thanksgiving week made meeting her nearly impossible. Tune in next week where I will bring you this exclusive. Inside CWF… The ORIGINAL news show that brings you the “real” scoop… One Punch at a Time. ®™© Reports have rolled in that some plundering pirate has taken use of my news motto “one punch at a time.” Our sources looked into Blackheart’s background and revealed some interesting details. Captain Johnny Blackheart is looking for more than golden booty, as he is a known posting member to the web forums: Pirateanaladventure.com, and penisland.com. CWF’s “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy forbids any speculation on any employee’s sexual preference, but this reporter will say simply this: HOMO! ![]() In other news: Is King Nothing a cannibal? After millions witnessed him dining on the flesh of his opponent last week, Inside CWF’s emails have been flooded with human recipes that are supposed to be submitted by King Nothing. And you think YOUR meals cost an arm and a leg. Sources report that Angelica has been toying with the idea of asking Brasky out on a date. This reporter says: Sorry, Angelica, but this reporter only has eyes for one lucky lady, and your name is one “ica” too long. Not to insult you, either, baby, but you’re just not my type. Let me say this in a way that you can understand, and not take offence. Mooo. Moomoo. Mooooooooooooo! ![]() Suicidal Brunette? Comedian turned wrestler, Franklin Frederickson has reportedly checked himself into a clinic this week after suicidal ideations. The holidays are a hard time for us all, and contrary to many speculations, he did not try to fight Chuck Norris. He asked King Nothing to boil and eat him. After trying a bite, Nothing refused to eat any more stating that Frederickson “Tastes funny.” Canadian authorities are on a manhunt for a man claiming to be a Dr. for illegally prescribing drugs to a patient years ago. Be on the lookout for this man. There are few details released, but the FBI is currently investigating this matter under the codename: Neverland. Finally, our headline of the day, CWF President, J. Rish will be unveiling a new entrance theme. Our Inside CWF reporters have managed to grab a fresh copy before release. Here to spoil the surprise, we end our show with that very entrance! Inside CWF presents: Rish's New Entrance (click the link, stupid!) This has been another great episode of Inside CWF. I am Bill Brasky reminding all of you to submit your damn news stories. As always, remember, if Brasky says it… It’s the TRUTH! |
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