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| Plunderin' the news.; One punch at a time. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 29 2009, 05:03 AM (96 Views) | |
| Captain Johnny Blackheart | Nov 29 2009, 05:03 AM Post #1 |
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Captain Johnny Blackheart is shown, Pete the parrot sitting on his shoulder, standing uncharacteristically in the middle of a news reporting studio. Not your average news studio, mind you, but this one is covered in Jolly Roger flags and various pirates memorabilia. Even a signed authentic Pittsburgh Pirates baseball jersey. "Ello, mates. You scallywags haven't heard from me in a while. I found me treasure! It was in the bottom of the stream as I can predicted! I sent a few schillings to Chris Xtreme for the help. Well, I was going to, but blimey, I spent the booty on my very own show!" "First off, to all you peg-legged and hook-handed, I present to ye a hardy question: Are ye gitten' fat? ![]() "Nay? Well that blimey Dr. Phil disagrees! Yo ho ho, yo ho ho. My study says that the whole world is overweight...but eh, my study could be wrong because I just spent the whole day plunderin booty. Hoo hah!" "Now the next story, is ummm...parrots can be good for your health!" ![]() With that, Pete the parrot squawks triumphantly. "Well, I haven't quite proven it yet, but by Jolly Roger's beard, I'm going to. Right after I find the key to that ole' hearty treasure chest of mine. Those scallywags musta lost it, those blimey fools." "Oh, and breaking news! Yo ho ho. CWF Superstars and booty hunters, Angel and Angelica are in fact the same person. You mates must have considered it before, because their names are in fact so similar. But I put in the research, the booty plundering and found it out for myself. It's true, I have scientific proof...well, it's in my blimey ship...where ever that got to. I knew I shouldn't trust that scallywag crew man Paul." "That's all I got for you today mates, tune in next time for "PLUNDERIN' THE NEWS" with your resident pirate friend, Captain Johnny Blackheart!" Another squawk from Pete ends the feed. |
![]() Yo ho, I'll take you for a ride on my pirate ship, yo ho. | |
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