What would YOU do with Bernard's Watch?

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What would YOU do with Bernard's Watch?
Topic Started: May 28 2008, 02:08 AM (259 Views)
*Reno*	May 28 2008, 02:08 AM Post #1
You got fucked by a labrador. Posts: 568 Group: Super Moderator Member #101 Joined: August 27, 2007	Next section is for anyone who does not know what Bernard's Watch is.. Bernard's Watch was a childrens television show about some kid called Bernard. He had a MAGICAL WATCH that allowed him to stop time, but he could still move. Bernard did nice things with the watch, like stop a cat being run over, or paint a fence for his friend. He also paid for things from shops. This seems really stupid to me, so I was thinking; what would YOU do if you had Bernard's Watch? I personally would find a runner, pick them up and put them face down on the floor, then restart time. They would then be running into the ground. Putting someone under water would be fun as well. Or maybe even grab a person who is running and put them inside a room, near a wall. Right after they smash into the wall, pause time again and move them into an open field. They will die with confusion.



*For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.*	May 28 2008, 03:48 AM Post #2
GROUNDER IN A COAT WITH A BURNING NOSE Posts: 672 Group: Super Moderator Member #61 Joined: June 5, 2007	I'm glad you finally made this thread. I'm still going with the brick wall option, though there are of course other (naughtier) options available.



*Reno*	May 28 2008, 03:55 AM Post #3
You got fucked by a labrador. Posts: 568 Group: Super Moderator Member #101 Joined: August 27, 2007	I was going to make it ages ago, but I never got around to it. I was just thinking.. the Prime Minister is giving a speech, and you pause time and just turn him upside down so he is on his head. EDIT:Who editted my signituare Even though it is pretty cool. EDIT2:Thought of another one. Put someone in front of a high speed car or lorry, then freeze time just before it hits them. You then put them in the passenger seat of said car.



*Miz*	May 28 2008, 08:45 AM Post #4
HI I AM A FUCKING NIGGER BITCH GUK Posts: 2,024 Group: Super Moderator Member #9 Joined: April 5, 2007	i'd ace every class. an find time to beat on random people when im frustrated.



*For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.*	May 28 2008, 08:48 AM Post #5
GROUNDER IN A COAT WITH A BURNING NOSE Posts: 672 Group: Super Moderator Member #61 Joined: June 5, 2007	When the lottery numbers have just been picked, I would /watch/, write the numbers on a ticket and de/watch/.



*Reno*	May 28 2008, 08:50 AM Post #6
You got fucked by a labrador. Posts: 568 Group: Super Moderator Member #101 Joined: August 27, 2007	While someone is eating at a resturant, get them to sit on the plate. Or put the waiters head there instead of their dinner. Also one from earlier... While someone is eating a burger, pause time and cut their arms off. Unpause time to see their reaction. My bet is they bite the air then scream. Or the less evil version, take the burger from their hands and put it on their head.



jammy	May 28 2008, 12:10 PM Post #7
no avvy Posts: 445 Group: Banned Member #24 Joined: April 7, 2007	get a shitload of money, steal clothes, and probably some obscene things. and having sex with no threat of STDs (as the viruses and bacteria can't move in no time!) pregnancy is still an issue, but then they could have no clue!



*john*	May 28 2008, 05:23 PM Post #8
I've Got Balls Of Steel Posts: 8,388,607 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: March 10, 2007	Raito May 28 2008, 02:10 AM get a shitload of money, steal clothes, and probably some obscene things. and having sex with no threat of STDs (as the viruses and bacteria can't move in no time!) pregnancy is still an issue, but then they could have no clue! Such a nice person.



*Extra*	May 28 2008, 08:06 PM Post #9
hi sb Posts: -99 Group: Admin Member #3 Joined: April 4, 2007	i'd stop time, get on a plane to hawaii, then go and punch tochu in the face



*For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.*	May 28 2008, 10:28 PM Post #10
GROUNDER IN A COAT WITH A BURNING NOSE Posts: 672 Group: Super Moderator Member #61 Joined: June 5, 2007	Said plane would not have a pilot that is able to control a plane when time has stopped.



*Reno*	May 28 2008, 10:30 PM Post #11
You got fucked by a labrador. Posts: 568 Group: Super Moderator Member #101 Joined: August 27, 2007	EVERYTHING is stopped apart from you. So sex would be boring.



"L"	May 29 2008, 10:08 AM Post #12
Yes, it's that big. Posts: 341 Group: Reg. Member #93 Joined: August 11, 2007	Unscrew myself by finishing the many projects I have due in the next week that I haven't started. Seriosuly, a final assignment in History due I don't know when since my teacher didn't bother mentioning to us but shoudl be soon because we're three weeks from exam and was assigned months ago.... Bunch of philosophy stuff..... Also search for my lost bio text book.



*For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.*	May 29 2008, 12:01 PM Post #13
GROUNDER IN A COAT WITH A BURNING NOSE Posts: 672 Group: Super Moderator Member #61 Joined: June 5, 2007	Put someone in a quiz show contestant's seat.


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