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Fun With Babelfish
Topic Started: Dec 27 2007, 02:56 PM (207 Views)
john
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http://babelfish.altavista.com/

Post some amusing things that you translate, then translate back to English.

For example, "Holy Shit" becomes "神聖なたわごと" when translated into Japanese, which becomes "Every holy hatchet わ" when translated back to English.

Go.
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john
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Another example.

English: Raito Light is so black and fat that he creates an eclipse when he walks outside.
Japanese: raito ライトは彼が外へ歩くとき彼が食を作成することとても黒く、脂肪である
English Translation: The raito light/write when him walking to outside, he drawing up the food is very black, it is the fat.

Thanks to Somebody.
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hi sb
managed to fuck this up

BEFORE: frost supernova has left the room.

AFTER: The new candle has initially the abandoned interview of the rope document freezes

don't ask how many languages i translated it to and from
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English: Discord is so epic. Tochukaso sucks.
End result after like 5 translations: The disagreement is if episch. The Tochukaso absorbs.

TOCHUKASO ABSORBS

English: Raito is very black, tochu absorbs, az is a fag, and brayels is a pedo.
Final Result: Raito is the black very, tochu absorbs, az is he fag and brayels is he a pedo.

ahaha, tochu absorbs is the only one that stayed as it was. .-.
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Original English Text:
Dray sucks.
Translated to French:
Dray suce.


Translated back to English:
Dray sucks.


Translated to German:
Dray saugt.


Translated back to English:
Dray sucks.


Translated to Italian:
Il dray succhia.


Translated back to English:
The dray it sucks.


Translated to Portuguese:
O dray que suga.


Translated back to English:
Dray that it sucks.


Translated to Spanish:
Carro que aspira.


Translated back to English:
Car that aspires.

CAR THAT ASPIRES AHAHAHAHAHAHA

EDIT:

Original English Text:
CB Colosseum -> Fun with Babelfish
Translated to French:
-> de Colosseum de CB ; Amusement avec Babelfish


Translated back to English:
-> of Colosseum of CB; Recreation with Babelfish


Translated to German:
-> von Colosseum des COLUMBIUMS; Erholung mit Babelfish


Translated back to English:
> from Colosseum of the COLUMBIUMS; Recovery with Babelfish


Translated to Italian:
> da Colosseum del COLUMBIUMS; Recupero con Babelfish


Translated back to English:
> from Colosseum of the COLUMBIUMS; Recovery with Babelfish


Translated to Portuguese:
> de Colosseum do COLUMBIUMS; Recuperação com Babelfish


Translated back to English:
> of Colosseum of the COLUMBIUMS; Backup with Babelfish


Translated to Spanish:
> de Colosseum del COLUMBIUMS; Salvaguardia con Babelfish


Translated back to English:
> of Colosseum of the COLUMBIUMS; Safeguard with Babelfish

Also, I'm using http://tashian.com/perl/multibabel.cgi .
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Decrypt, and translate this in Babelfish. I dare you.
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Reiki
Dec 29 2007, 09:16 PM
01000110 01101001 01101110 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100111 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100110 01101001 01100110 01110100 01101000 00100000 01100010 01100001 01100100 01100111 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01000100 01010000 00101110 00100000 01001001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01100100 01100001 01111001 00101110

Decrypt, and translate this in Babelfish. I dare you.

You had trouble with Fantina, eh?

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hi sb
translating a log against spire from english to greek and back. here are a few quotes (should be able to guess the english meaning)

e'los spire strofi's #22 [ Crawdaunt CC ]: 18% HP

crawdaunt challenge cup !!!

You begin the used Luvdisc of waterfall of turn # 24! (damage 46%) Haunter ljpocy'mise! Battle of dues! extrasensory[cc ] gains! Result: 0 until the 5 log NetBattle v0.9.6 saved the 12/30/2007 in PRIME MINISTER 2:16:40

i like this one because of the random PRIME MINISTER added in there

You begin the used Mightyena return of turn # 11! (damage 33%) the Venonat used makes dizzy spo'rjo! The Mightyena is paralysed! It can be incompetent to move itself!

lol at what It may be unable to move! translates to

The Granbull ekfovj'zej the attack Altaria of curtailments!

huh

spire [ CC ]: Hectare hectare hectare.

lol this one makes me laugh purely because the translator interprets ha as the abbreviation for hectare

extrasensory[cc ]: BE PREPARED TO REMAIN AMAZING

PLEASE REMAIN AMAZING

EXTRASENSORY[CC ]: this is terrible extrasensory

:( (it actually translated this from
extrasensory[cc]: this is awesome

how it got terrible is beyond me.

Spire [ CC ]: Who attacks? extrasensory[cc ]: return and big perforation 8D

big perforation=mega punch

You begin the used Pinsir toxic substance of turn # 4! The Granbull dilitirja'stike bad!

dilitirja'stike eh?

Begin used Haunter of swagger turn # 6! The attack of Koffing was increased perceptibly! The Koffing became upset! The Koffing is upset! It was harmed in her confusion!

lol upset


extrasensory[cc ]: all right blow Koffing that they abruptly break from the confusion!

i don't want to blow koffing ;;

Used Lotad metronome! Used Lotad nail dra'kwn! (zimj'a 44%)

lol dragon claw

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