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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 11 2006, 05:35 AM (121 Views) | |
| Duckie | Aug 11 2006, 05:35 AM Post #1 |
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| Duckie | Aug 23 2006, 01:19 AM Post #2 |
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In a community centre somewhere in Cotham city A man stood in front of a semi-circle of chairs, and smiled, before speaking. "Hi,welcome to your anger management class. Let's start by introducing ourselves, and sharing why we're here. I'll start. I'm Blake, and I'm here because my father had anger management problems and I vowed to help keep others from the same problems." He then turned to the girl in the chair closest to him, and motioned to her to follow his example. The girl shrugged, disinterested, but answered anyway. "I'm Kelly, it was this or get expelled from another school." The others in the circle also gave their names and outlined problems at work or at home, until the second-last person, a man with dark hair, looking to be in his early 20's, gave only a name, Jay. Blake was not impressed. "And why are you in this class, Jay?" Jay shrugged, causing Blake to frown. "Jay, all the others have told us why they're here. What makes you think you're any different?" Jay glared at Blake, threateningly. "I'm in anger management because I have anger problems. Happy?" Blake shrugged, and turned to the next person. |
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| Duckie | Jan 19 2007, 07:43 AM Post #3 |
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OOC: This is more in the form that we actually roleplay. Isn't it shiney? So yeah, I read someone on scans_daily who had a theory that Tim was Bruce's biological son. I thought this was awesome, and it... happened. --- <timmy>*randomly runs some DNA test on himself* What?! <Dem> What what? <tim>Jack drake wasn't my father... <Duckie>I heard a scream. What's going on? <Dem> What? <tim>I just ran a DNA test on myself. I... oh god. <Dem> *pets Tim* So who is? And why would you run a DNA test on yourself? You're pretty weird, but it's not like you need to make sure you're human. <tim>I was practicing, because I need to practice, and we're low on random DNA samples. And my father is... Bruce. <Duckie>So that's how you got black hair and blue eyes! <Dem> So pretty much, the batfamily makes Jerry Springer look like Blue's Clues. <Tim>... how am I going to tell Bruce?! <Dem> What if he already knows? <Tim>Well, I have to tell him I know. <Duckie>Hm. <Dem> *hugs Tim* So just tell him. <Tim>right. "So, Bruce, or can I call you dad? 'cause that's what you are, you know, my father." <Duckie>No, that's how you'd tell Ollie. <Laces> In the soap operas, this is where Bruce is standing right outside the door the whole time. <Dem> Maybe you should ask Alfred. <Duckie>Yush, that's a good idea. <Dem> *hugs Tim again* Want us t'go with you? <Tim>...please? <Dem> Sure, kid. C'mon. <Duckie>*walks behind* <soap opera laws>*are broken, for Bruce is in the batcave* <Laces>which is a good thing, since if it was a soap opera, Bruce would probably actually be Tim's mommy. <Ducks>heeee! <Laces>and a pregnant Batman? Scary. <Ducks>(quite) <Alfred>*has an alfred-sense, and made cookies* <Dem> It's kind of creepy how you can do that, Alfred. <Alfred>I assure you, i don't know what you're talking about. Master Timothy, you're looking worried. <Dem> *plays with Tim's hair* <Tim>Um, I have something important to tell Bruce... about my dad. I'm not sure how to tell him. <Ducks>have I mentioned that I'm not cool enough to be Alfie? <Laces>I'm not either. I think only Alfie is cool enough for Alfieness. <Dem> I still think you should just flat out tell him. <Alfred>I cannot give you advice unless I know what it is you need to tell him, master Timothy. <Dem> Timmy needs hugs, Duckie. *hugs Tim* <Duckie>*also hugs Timmy* <Dem> Well, Tim? <Tim>um, so I was running a DNA test for review, and I used my own DNA. And... well, Bruce is my father. <Dem> Which is kind of the most random thing ever. <Alfred>I see. Well, I think the best way to go about it is to simply tell the whole story. <Dem> Did you know? Does Brucie know? <Alfred>I did not know, and I cannot tell you whether Master Bruce does or does not know, althogh I would be highly surprised if he does not at least suspect. <Dem> Well, Timmy, you do kinda look like him. <Tim>*sighs* <Dem> *hugs* It'll be fine, shortstack. <Tim>shortstack? <Dem> I'm still an inch taller than you. *pokes playfully* <Tim>But.. Duckie's shorter. <Duckie>Hence why I'm not the one calling you that. <Dem> Let's go find Daddybat. <Tim>Do we have to? <Duckie>Yes. Look, I'll come with you. <Dem> C'mon, Robbie. <tim>okay. <Dem> *skips* --- I don't think they ever got around to actually telling Bruce... whoops. |
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