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So...I Got a Job...
Topic Started: Apr 7 2012, 02:46 PM (392 Views)
March Haire
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Jamie Lee Curtis
I'm now officially a pro-wrestling announcer for an outfit in Cleveland called Absolute Intense Wrestling. They've been getting a lot of notice lately because they're kind of Johnny Gargano's home promotion, but they also regularly feature Tim Donst and BJ Whitmer. They're also kind of where Derrik Bateman, Shima Xion and Crimson come from, and they gave Tyler Black something like a year long run with their title. So they're on the radar and will probably continue growing.

In any event, they gave me a shot at being an announcer and I did well enough that I've been invited back to call an entire card. They want me to be the women's wrestling expert, which is cool because that's what I know a lot about, when it comes to current women's wrestling. I'll probably flip out later when it comes out on DVD, but here's the card I get to announce.

Jenny Rose vs. Hailey Hatred
Taeler Hendrix vs. Annie Social
Sara Del Rey vs. Veda Scott
Melanie Cruise vs. Taylor Made
Sassy Stephie vs. Cherry Bomb
Kimber Lee vs. Jennifer Blake
Crazy Mary Dobson vs. Venus
Miss Heidi vs. KC
Gabriella Vanderpool vs. Leva Bates
Allysin Kay vs. Mia Yim

YES! YES! YES!
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Congratulations. It looks like a great card.
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You should come. I'll be the tool in the suit, sporting an awkward boner.
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Aww. Just like Michael Cole.

When is it?
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Sunday, 4 p.m. There's sadly no Brutus Beefcake, but Chest Flexor is adorable.
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Congratulations on the job! Looks like a good gig. Keep us up to date with goings on. You'll be having Vince knock on your door before you know it.
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I double dog dare you to wear one of those ugly, bedazzled t-shirts Jerry Lawler constantly wears.


Also, KC? As in KC Spinelli? She still has indie dates?
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Apr 9 2012, 09:35 PM
I double dog dare you to wear one of those ugly, bedazzled t-shirts Jerry Lawler constantly wears.


Also, KC? As in KC Spinelli? She still has indie dates?
I was thinking about a 10 gallon hat.

And no. KC's a black woman with an ungooglable name.
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How was it?
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I had an incredible time, but have no idea how well I did. The DVD comes out in a few weeks. I suspect I'll know before that when/if I get to do it again.
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I had an incredible time, but have no idea how well I did. The DVD comes out in a few weeks. I suspect I'll know before that when/if I get to do it again.
Good to hear that you have a incredible time. Hopefully it went well so you can go and do it all again. Anything stand out for you in the show, from yourself or the wrestling?
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Jenny Rose vs. Hailey Hatred was an incredible match. Very hard-hitting, very competitive. AIW had just put out a rather crazy iron man match between AR Fox and ACH the week before, or that'd be their clear-cut match of the year.

As for me, I'm amazed that I was able to recall and use anything I looked up in the weeks leading to the show. I don't think I sound like a typical, jokey indie commentator.
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I'll be working an unknown woman's match on May 12, for the same company.

YES.
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