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Invent new gimmick matches for TNA
Topic Started: May 3 2011, 02:30 PM (639 Views)
Lance
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Next time you get bored of your lives, gimme a call and I'll come round and KILL YOU.
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King of the Hill match. Like King of the Mountain, except you have to sell loads of propane and talk your offspring out of becoming a rodeo clown.
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March Haire
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Jamie Lee Curtis
Reverse Ladder Match - The Title Belt is placed below an open ladder. First person to the title wins it and seven years of bad luck.
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Mutant Couch
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Mardok match, the first person to exterminate the other and half of the world with a death ray wins.

King Kong match, the first person to abduct an audience member and carry them to the top of the area wins. Toss in lumberjacks that get to use bananas as missiles.

*Only white wrestlers to avoid being accused of racism.

Broken-freaking-neck match, prior to the match two wrestlers will be purposely injured and the first one to give up during the match loses. Kurt Angle gets to officiate.

Musical German Suplexes, self-explanatory?
Edited by Mutant Couch, May 3 2011, 10:44 PM.
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#LJB
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Hardy's Ball match

Before the PPV, both competitors spent the next 3 days doing drugs and listening to emo music with Jeff Hardy.

Then compete in a X-Scape match.
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Don Carlos
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Slick Dick Dingo
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Mutant Couch
May 3 2011, 06:38 PM
Broken-freaking-neck match, prior to the match two wrestlers will be purposely injured and the first one to give up during the match loses. Kurt Angle gets to officiate.
Don't forget our "Kurt-Angle-On-A-Pole" match, MC. Maybe there's a way to integrate the two ideas into one epic clusterfuck...
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President Skroob
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Bearly Legal Cage Match- Two competitors are locked in the cage with a grizzly bear. First to escape gets to feed the bear a cookie bare handed.
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Mutant Couch
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President Skroob
May 4 2011, 11:15 PM
Bearly Legal Cage Match- Two competitors are locked in the cage with a grizzly bear. First to escape gets to feed the bear a cookie bare handed.
Do they have to wear salmon necklaces?
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jerseyboybastard
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A Raining Glass Match - a container the size of the ring is hung over said ring filled with broken glass. There are trapdoors located in strategic spots on the bottom of the container. Every 5 minutes, a randomly chosen trap door opens raining glass down on whoever is unfortunate to be standing under it. The match only ends when both competitors have bled to death.
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Joker
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Stepladder match: Like a ladder match, just for midgets!

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Lance
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Joker
May 8 2011, 09:36 PM
Stepladder match: Like a ladder match, just for midgets!

Believe it or not, that exists.
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Joker
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Lance
May 9 2011, 01:55 PM
Joker
May 8 2011, 09:36 PM
Stepladder match: Like a ladder match, just for midgets!

Believe it or not, that exists.
Video?
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Mutant Couch
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL6sFMNYeRA

Not the right one?
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Joker
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Mutant Couch
May 12 2011, 07:32 PM
Step Ladder sells better than a lot of wrestlers.
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