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The return of ImPact! Spoilahz
Topic Started: Oct 12 2010, 10:48 PM (3,694 Views)
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Kendrick owned so hard at Sacrifice last night. Glad to see the is getting more TV time.

Here is to hoping he is the one who takes the X-Division Championship off Abyss.
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THIS...IS...WRESTLING (pt. 2)

* There are two director-type chairs in the ring. Jeremy Borash and Christy Hemme are the hosts of Impact Wrestling and are out hyping the crowd.

* Stings music and video hits but its really Mr. Anderson out as old school Sting. He says this is the Scorpion Sitdown. Since he cant wrestle due to age hell sit down and talk. The crowd boos. He brings out his first guest, Disco Inferno. Disco dances out. Sting says you were there, you saw it all. Disco says you really are butt hole huh? Sting asks him what he did to his injured foot? Disco says for comedy he did on Dancing with the Stars. Can we move on? Loud boring chant starts. Sting says he can get boring and just sits there. Disco tells him to get going. Sting says he was there for guys like Firebreaker Chip and Glacier. Since he was there he wants to hear from Discos lips what it was like. Disco wondered why he was there and he figures he wants the real story on Sting. Disco starts to talk about Sting but Anderson keeps interrupting woos. Disco says if he brought him here he needs to listen. Back then the belt didnt make the wrestler, the wrestler made the belt. When Sting came around he commanded respect. When he was there hed help everybody get better and Anderson should kiss Stings feet for making the business what it is. Anderson interrupts, does a stinger splash to no one. Disco asks why he calls himself a butt hole when hes just a jerk. Anderson says excuse me. Disco asks if he stuttered. He gets up dances, has the mic drop down, says jerk into it and stands there. Anderson takes the mic and bashes it in Discos face. Disco is bloody. Anderson delivers more blows. The real Sting comes out and chases Anderson off through the crowd.

* Street fight, Tommy Dreamer & Bully Ray vs. Christopher Daniels & AJ Styles. Styles has a neck brace on. Winners via spike piledriver to Dreamer, AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels. Good brawl.

* Velvet Sky is out. She asks if some of the Knockouts are insane in the membrane with the accusations against her. From Winter saying shes jealous to Karen Jarrett saying shes Angles mistress to ODBs problem with her. She says she heard shes in the building. ODB comes out and confronts Velvet. ODB says she got a call she was fired 6 months into her multi-year deal. She was told its because she doesnt have the right look. Velvet said her problem with management has nothing to do with her. Velvet has been working her butt off day after day getting her butt kicked, trying to be the best. ODB tells her to shut her pie hole. ODB says shes pathetic and an embarrassment to the knockouts and women in general. Thats why Angelina left her. Velvet starts to cry. ODB mocks her. Velvet goes to leave but ODB attacks her. She is beating and choking Velvet. Security breaks it up but ODB breaks through and attacks Velvet again. Security grabs ODB and Velvet runs off.

* Eric Young goes into the bathroom to find Gunner. Young goes into a stall that Gunner goes to hit him. Young says hang on. He might have accidentally taken Gunners belt. Hes sorry. He wants to make it up to him and lay down in the ring for Gunner. Gunner says if he doesnt lay down hell put him down.

* For the Olympic gold medals, Kurt Angle vs. Jeff Jarrett has been signed for Slammiversary.

* Matt Morgan vs. Jeff Jarrett w/Karen. Karens ankle is wrapped and shes using a crutch. Before the match Hebner forces Karen to sit further away from the ring. Winner after interference by Scott Steiner, Jeff Jarrett. Karen distracted the referee and Steiner delivered a flatliner to Morgan.

* Eric Bischoff is out. He says he loves each and every one of us. He said last week he sat down and had a pow wow with Mick Foley and some network reps. He convinced the reps that Foley is not qualified to be the leader of Impact Wrestling and only one man can do that. That man is the one, the only, Hulk Hogan. Hogan joins Bischoff in the ring. Hogan said all it took was a good old fashioned sit down. He says they realized his genius is second to none. Hes back in the saddle and clear saying from now on. He says what Bischoff did last week by taking apart the X Division was great. Mick Foley comes out. Hogan says hes not invited. Foley chants start. Foley says he doesnt need to be, hes a network executive. He says all Hogan accomplished was making the network mad. When Hogan left, Foley showed them how the X Division helped put TNA on the map. So not only does it stay, it will go to new heights. Bischoff says that may be well and good, The Network has nothing to do with the pay-per-view. Foley says the Network is where you promote the PPV so if you think you can have a PPV without the network. Hogan says he still has the pull and why not have his X Division Champion against Foley? The X-rated Abyss vs Foley? Brian Kendrick, Generation Me and Amazing Red come out. Kendrick starts spouting philosophical stuff and saying that theyre there for good. Hogan says he better shut-up and leave. Kendrick calls Hogan a cripple. He says he wants to take Foleys place and face Abyss. Hogan asks if hes serious. Hogan agrees and says Kendricks blood is on Foleys hands.

* TNA Knockout Womens Champion Mickie James vs. Winter w/Angelina Love in a non-title match. Winner via Last Kiss Goodnight, Mickie James.

* For the TNA X Division Championship, Abyss vs. Brian Kendrick. Winner via Black Hole Slam, Abyss.

* They re-taped the segment with Velvet Sky and ODB to make it shorter and more to the point.

* For the TNA TV Title, Eric Young vs. Gunner. Winner via small package and new champion, Eric Young. Young laid down but it was a trick and he swerved Gunner.

* Rob Van Dam vs. Kurt Angle. Winner via Angle Slam, Kurt Angle.
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Not only does Abyss win the title, but he beats the new face of the X Division a week later? Stunning.

I'm in for Disco Inferno, though. Especially if he has his WCW theme music.
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-Abyss def. Kazarian to win the X-Division Championship

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-Kurt Angle and Jeff Jarrett meet in the ring and make a match for Slammiversary. The winner will be the number one contender for the TNA Title. Angle mentions that Karen is gone because of Sacrifice. Jarrett says if he win then hefll get Anglefs medals.

Of course being number one contender isn't enough. NEED MORE STIPS.

-Sting comes to the ring and says his main focus is Hulk Hogan. Mr. Anderson comes out after dressed as Sting in the 1980s. Anderson lays Sting out to end the show.

But it's not Halloween yet.
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DISCO FEVAH! DISCO FEVAH!



YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH



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Velvet starts to cry. ODB mocks her.


HA!
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May 18 2011, 02:38 PM
DISCO FEVAH! DISCO FEVAH!



YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
You want to see him shake his shake his booty. Get down tonight and boogie-oggie-oogie!
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The new ImPact! Zone: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=209823329058253&set=o.114948695255881&type=1&theater

I will say that it looks a bit better than the previous set. But it also looks much like the early Smackdown set as well.
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But will they give Suicide a new costume to go with it?



Also, they need to team Joe and Disco together in order to re-create this classic moment
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FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, DON'T WEAR A JUMPSUIT WITH THAT TYPE OF BODY!

Also, when did John Tenta have a barber gimmick, and how was that worthy of chatter during the mighty Disco's match?
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May 18 2011, 06:08 AM
-Sting comes to the ring and says his main focus is Hulk Hogan.
What is the meaning of this.
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.......:

Headline Posted by Marc Middleton on 08:00:41 AM May 31, 2011



- Thanks to Eric for the following spoilers from last night's TNA Impact Wrestling tapings in Orlando, airing this Thursday on Spike. We apologize for not having the usual live spoilers yesterday but with the new ban on mobile devices, Eric was unable to send in live updates.

* ODB and Velvet Sky kick things off with a fight which ODB wins. Miss Tessmacher tends to Velvet after the match.

* Mr. Anderson announced he will face someone from Sting's past tonight.

* Eric Bischoff threatens to strip Beer Money of the tag team titles because Robert Roode is injured but Alex Shelley returns and will team with James Storm at Slammiversary to defend the belts against The British Invasion.

* Kazarian and Brian Kendrick go to a no contest in a #1 contender's match for the X Division Title. They get more time past the time limit draw but Abyss comes out to make it a no contest.

* Crimson beat Matt Hardy and fought Samoa Joe after the match.

* Angelina Love beat Miss Tessmacher.

* Eric Young, dressed like The Great Muta, pinned Mr. Anderson. Gunner came out and interfered but backfired and allowed Young to spit green mist in Anderson's face. Anderson and Gunner beat Young down after the match when Sting came out for the save.

* Brother Ray and AJ Styles go at it. A Falls Count Anywhere Match between the two is on for Slammiversary.

* Jeff Jarrett and Scott Steiner beat Matt Morgan and Kurt Angle.

* Eric Bischoff and Hulk Hogan come out and read a letter from the network's lawyers. Hogan announces that Mick Foley has been fired.


+ Looks like we will see a MCMG heel turn at Slammiversary. I'm calling it now. The MCMG were pretty entertaining as heels, though I prefer them as faces, as they were mega-over last year. But yea for Shelley returning.

+ LOL @ the #1 contender to the World Title jobbing to Eric Young. Though I gotta see Eric Muta. The only thing that can save that match is if Anderson is still dressed as late 80s - early 90s Sting. AND if he comes out to "The Man Called Sting". This has been one of the most entertaining things TNA has done lately, next to JJ the MMA fighter.

+ Looks like TNA can't afford Foley anymore.
Edited by #LJB, May 31 2011, 08:11 PM.
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Dressing up Eric Young as The Great Muta sounds like the worst thing since taking Eric Young condom shopping.
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Also, the only thing funnier than TNA's inability to keep Foley around is their inability to stick to the Impact Wrestling thing. All of their commercials for Slammiversary are branded TNA.
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For June 9th!

TNA Impact for June 9:

* The show opened with Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff cutting a promo about Mick Foley.

* TNA Knockouts Champion Mickie James and Tara def. Angelina Love and Winter.

* Mexican America def. TNA Tag Team Champions James Storm and Alex Shelley. Shelley accidentally kicked Storm to setup the finish.

* Jeff Jarrett and Kurt Angle cut a promo about their match at Slammiversary.

* Rob Van Dam def. Bully Ray. AJ Styles distracted Ray from the crowd.

* Velvet sky def. ODB.

* Mr. Anderson and Gunner def. TNA Champion Sting and TNA TV Champion Eric Young.

Matches taped for Xplosion:

* Devon def. Anarquia in a tournament match.

* Doug Williams def. Amazing Red in a tournament match.
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So they brought back Foley for about a month, and he's gone again....Does this mean that they're ending the "Network" gimmick?
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Dressing up Eric Young as The Great Muta sounds like the worst thing since taking Eric Young condom shopping.
I'm fairly sure the feud with James Storm over the Drinking Championship is worst than that.

Also: http://youtu.be/onp83axGi6I
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Bubba Ray Dudley is awesome. AJ Styles wanting to argue with him about the size of Bubba's dick was not.
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Eric attended the TNA Impact Wrestling tapings in Orlando, Florida earlier tonight, which is set to air this Thursday on Spike TV, and sent in the following report from the show. Below are the results from the show:

* New TNA World Champion Mr. Anderson opens the show with a celebration. Gunner comes out and wants a title shot for helping Anderson hurt Sting. Anderson brushes him off. Gunner sends Anderson through a table.

* Brother Devon beat Hernandez after The Pope and Mexican America got involved.

* Austin Aries beat Kid Kash and another indy star to win a contract and a match at Destination X.

* Kurt Angle comes out to announce he is trying to compete at the 2012 Olympics. Jeff Jarrett comes out and wants a rematch, he isnt done with Angle.

* Rosita and Sarita defeated Velvet Sky and Miss Tessmacher.

* Rob Van Dam beat Samoa Joe.

* Gunner defeated Mr. Anderson in a non-title match. Eric Bischoff made an appearance after the match and riled up Gunner.


Why push Gunner this early? Also, isn't Anderson supposed to be a heel? Isn't he supposed to be aligned with Bisch after Slammiversary or is....nevermind.

Also, wasn't Slammiversary to be the end of the Angle/Jarrett feud? WTF TNA?

Though on a positive note - AUSTIN ARIES~!
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I thought Austin Aries was retiring from wrestling. I read that somewhere. I also thought he hated TNA, but oh well.

I hope the indy star is Ophidian. Or someone along those lines. DASHER HATFIELD.
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THE CROWN JEWEL JIMMEH RAVE is not just "another indy star". How dare that asshole writing those spoilers.
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