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| Deleted User | May 4 2011, 12:59 AM Post #61 |
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Well, congratulations then. Also, BRADEN FUCKING WALKER |
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| March Haire | May 4 2011, 01:52 AM Post #62 |
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It's just gratifying to know that I, too, can book TNA. |
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| March Haire | May 4 2011, 02:16 AM Post #63 |
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Full(ish) spoilers! * Jeff and Karen Jarrett are out to start the show. They don't appear happy. Loud "You suck" chant erupts. Jeff says he's thought this out with Karen and once and for all want to call a truce with Kurt. This time they're very sincere. He says Karen is sweet and innocent. She wouldn't hurt a fly and to be put in danger at Sacrifice isn't right. She minds her own business and Jeff works hard to keep it that way. Loud "we want Angle" chant. Jeff says to do harm to the queen of the mountain is a crime. They hug. Karen says she knows Kurt has had a lot of matches and maybe got his bell rung one too many times. How he's convinced himself that she's a thorn in his side makes no sense. She says what's been going on has been a misunderstanding. Even the restraining order was for his well being. She asks him to come out. Kurt Angle makes his way to the ring. Kurt says she's gone too far. He doesn't understand how he stayed with her for ten years. She must be out of her mind and then she married a jerk. At Sacrifice they're going to have a mixed tag match. The Jarrett's vs. Kurt and his business partner. He would've introduced her now but the network wants her to have a proper introduction so he'll have to wait. And Jeff, you know who she is. It's real, it's damn real. * Madison Rayne & Tara vs. Mickie James & Miss Tessmacher. Winners via Victory Roll from Tessmacher to Madison, Mickie James & Miss Tessmacher. * Beer Money are out. Robert Roode said Matt Hardy, last week there was going to be a phone call for you to bring someone in special to face us at Sacrifice. We all know who that is, so come out here and we can accept your challenge face to face. Matt Hardy comes down but doesn't get in the ring. Matt says they impressed him last week when they called out the great Hulk Hogan. It showed they had guts. They became men right on TV. Matt says he's noticed them but they both make him sick. They want to be something important so bad but they're worthless nobodies. He can say that because he's one half of the greatest tag teams ever. If it wasn't for him and Jeff Hardy, they wouldn't even be here right now. They were raised to be champions. Storm was raised to be a drunk cowboy and Roode to be another annoying Canadian. Matt is going to put them in their place when he and his brother take their titles at Sacrifice. James Storm says he's wasting everybody's time. He gets in Hardy's face and says he is not someone to be messed with and he and his brother can try all they want. Hardy says his partner is not Jeff Hardy though and it's someone that knows Storm inside and out. "Wildcat" Chris Harris comes out and stands on the ramp, staring at Storm. * Sangriento vs. Suicide. Sangriento showed half of his face for some reason during the match. Winner via springboard ace crusher, Sangriento. * Eric Bischoff, Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair come out immediately after the match. Suicide is still recovering in the ring. Flair kicks him right in the groin. Hogan says the games are over. In case you didn't hear, he runs this place. He wants a network rep out here right now or there's going to be a problem. Mick Foley's music hits. Foley is out on the ramp. He says Hogan conned his way into running the company. He says they might be the smartest men in the business for pulling this off. Or are they. March 3rd, things started to unravel. Jeff Hardy was then the champ. The Network was paying attention and introduced the Icon, Sting. Since then, someone from the Network has been keeping an eye on him, keeping him in check. That guy is him. Now Hogan won't be able to run things in TNA. Because now, this show is called Impact Wrestling and it's about Wrestling. Tonight's main event is now a 25 man battle royal for the #1 contendership. * Also, he'd like to introduce Kurt Angle's partner at Sacrifice. A video appears with random symbols that eventually come together to form Chyna. Chyna comes out and stands on the ramp behind Foley as the crowd chants Chyna. |
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| March Haire | May 4 2011, 02:16 AM Post #64 |
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THE FOCUS OF THIS SHOW IS GOING TO BE WRESTLING, SO HERE'S CHYNA |
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| Lance | May 4 2011, 09:46 AM Post #65 |
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Next time you get bored of your lives, gimme a call and I'll come round and KILL YOU.
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I forsee the return of the Clitdick to these parts. |
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| Joker | May 4 2011, 03:43 PM Post #66 |
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I thought Chyna had too many injuries to wrestle again. |
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| March Haire | May 4 2011, 04:54 PM Post #67 |
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What injuries? |
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| Lance | May 4 2011, 05:53 PM Post #68 |
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Next time you get bored of your lives, gimme a call and I'll come round and KILL YOU.
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Brain injuries? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuLWWDoN85E |
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| Mutant Couch | May 4 2011, 06:19 PM Post #69 |
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"Chyna got owned. i hate Joey B. but she stepped in the ring and he did what he did what he had to. " I love youtube comments. That person is right, though. If only she would have made him a sandwich first. |
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| March Haire | May 4 2011, 06:28 PM Post #70 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKd__z92TlI I blame Chono. |
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| jerseyboybastard | May 8 2011, 05:22 PM Post #71 |
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I started to watch this past Thursday's episode of Impact and I really liked the opening with Robert Roode talking down on Hogan. As I listened to him, I got the distinct impression he was channeling the Franchise Shane Douglas, speaking from the heart and I began to wonder when the idiots at TNA are going to push this obviously main event talent. .....then they went into the whole Angle/Jarrett storyline, I lost interest and changed the channel. C'est la vie. |
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| Lance | May 9 2011, 01:57 PM Post #72 |
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Next time you get bored of your lives, gimme a call and I'll come round and KILL YOU.
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Is Robert Roode the guy who used to be Team Canada's "muscle," despite being 5'9" and 230lbs? He looks like the sort of guys I go drinking with just to pick on and make myself feel big. |
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| March Haire | May 9 2011, 02:42 PM Post #73 |
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Nope, that's Peety Williams, who was eventually given the gimmick of Little Scott Steiner. |
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| Lance | May 10 2011, 10:11 AM Post #74 |
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Next time you get bored of your lives, gimme a call and I'll come round and KILL YOU.
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No, I looked him up and I was right:![]() I want to pat him on the head and tell him to get a round in. |
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| jerseyboybastard | May 12 2011, 03:44 AM Post #75 |
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Regardless of what you think about him as a wrestler, he still cut a pretty impressive promo - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o1zUf48-_Y Too bad Hogan can't keep his mouth shut which would allow Robert to have his say and actually build some tension. Edited by jerseyboybastard, May 12 2011, 03:45 AM.
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| Lance | May 12 2011, 11:57 AM Post #76 |
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Next time you get bored of your lives, gimme a call and I'll come round and KILL YOU.
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Can't watch vids on my mate's shitty internet, but I have no opinion of him as a wrestler. I vaguely remember his finisher was a clothesline to the back. |
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| Joker | May 12 2011, 05:41 PM Post #77 |
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I seem to remember her legit fucking up her neck and back a while back. |
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| March Haire | May 17 2011, 06:11 AM Post #78 |
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THIS...IS...WRESTLING!!! Dark Match: -Robbie E. def. Jesse from “Big Brother” Impact Wrestling for May 19: -Immortal comes out to the ring. They say that Hulk Hogan and Mick Foley are in NYC to meet with the Network. Tonight Immortal is in charge. Brian Kendrick brings a bunch of X-Division wrestlers to interrupt so Bischoff books them in matches. Immortal then attacks the X-Division guys until Fortune makes the save. -Mickie James, Tara & Miss Tessmacher def. Sarita, Rosita & Madison Rayne -Abyss def. Kazarian to win the X-Division Championship -Samoa Joe def. Amazing Red in a quick match. Joe kept trash talking him so Crimson made the save. -Tommy Dreamer and AJ Styles, who is wearing a neck brace, talk in the ring. Dreamer lays him out and Christopher Daniels makes the save. Bully Ray attacks Styles. Dreamer keeps attacking Styles and he has to be helped out of the ring. -Kurt Angle and Jeff Jarrett meet in the ring and make a match for Slammiversary. The winner will be the number one contender for the TNA Title. Angle mentions that Karen is gone because of Sacrifice. Jarrett says if he win then he’ll get Angle’s medals. Karen comes out in a wheelchair and Velvet Sky shoves her down the ramp. -Matt Hardy & Eric Bischoff def. Generation Me. Bischoff picked up the pinfall. -Velvet Sky def. Angelina Love & Winter. ODB returned after and beat up Sky. -Gunner beat up Eric Young backstage. -They have a segment with Robert Roode and Ric Flair. Immortal attacks Roode and they injure his shoulder in revenge of Flair. -Sting comes to the ring and says his main focus is Hulk Hogan. Mr. Anderson comes out after dressed as Sting in the 1980′s. Anderson lays Sting out to end the show. Xplosion: -Desmond Wolfe returns as Xplosion commissioner. -D’Angelo Dinero def. Suicide Credits: PWInsider.com & WrestlingNewsWorld.com |
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| March Haire | May 17 2011, 06:21 AM Post #79 |
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I don't know what's better: Abyss winning the X Division Title, or Nigel returning to claim Stevie Richards' mid-2000s WWE gimmick. |
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| Joker | May 17 2011, 06:47 AM Post #80 |
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...What is this? I don't even... |
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