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Let's Talk About How Miserable TNA Is (Without Watching It)
Topic Started: Sep 9 2010, 04:34 AM (2,007 Views)
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Dolph Lundgren
Nov 20 2010, 06:33 PM
For those of who are fans of seeing fat rednecks waddle across a stage whilst bludgeoning the art of music into submission, boy, are you in for a treat. Because in two weeks time Mickie James is singing live! Probably in part of her tour of every Dennys restaurant and second-rate whorehouse across the country. Enjoy!
We actually have a Country Western bar here that hosts wrestling events, likely the mud variety as well, she's a shoo-in.

Are they trying to make Hogan even more creepy than that commercial for Rapstar made him? Is there a reason they have Jersey Shore gimmicks?
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TNA must believe MTV is still relevant.
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The Jersey Shore gimmicks are not so silly in comparison to Jeff Jarrett the MMA fighter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBRZ0wLqMPM

OR

The Pope-Taker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlj_TYm9MTc


.............

On second thought, both of those are kind of awesome.
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JUS' CRANK ON IT
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DQ IN A CASKET MATCH
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A DQ in a casket match?????

A DQ IN A CASKET MATCH??????

The one time interference causes a DQ in TNA, and it's in a match with no rules. Fuck this ass-backwards company.


Actually, come to think of it...why was there a casket match in TNA? Did Undertaker defect or something?
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So I saw some of Impact today. Tommy Dreamer vs. Rhino was billed as THE LAST STREETFIGHT and ended in a roll-up. Ric Flair got iced, which was unsurprisingly stupid but surprisingly lame. Jeff Jarrett wore MMA gloves to Thanksgiving dinner. And my friends were repulsed by Samoa Joe's jiggliness and mutton chops.
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Nov 26 2010, 05:56 AM
So I saw some of Impact today. Tommy Dreamer vs. Rhino was billed as THE LAST STREETFIGHT and ended in a roll-up. Ric Flair got iced, which was unsurprisingly stupid but surprisingly lame. Jeff Jarrett wore MMA gloves to Thanksgiving dinner. And my friends were repulsed by Samoa Joe's jiggliness and mutton chops.
What about JJ using his MMA skillz on children?

Though to be fair, I would do the same if someone thought that Kurt Angle (and not Ken Shamrock) made the Ankle Lock famous.
Edited by #LJB, Nov 26 2010, 06:36 AM.
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Nov 20 2010, 06:33 PM
Probably in part of her tour of every Dennys restaurant and second-rate whorehouse across the country. Enjoy!
Hopefully Eric Young will be part of that tour.

Also, is everybody in TNA eventually going to get Undertaker's magic powers?!
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This weeks episode had a very solid Main Event (after all, the Guns finally got a ME match)

Jarrett the MMA Fighter is as awesome as usual.

Mick Foley returned and delivered a damn good segment with Flair and Bischoff.

Oh and when did Taylor & Hamada get stripped the Knockouts tag titles. At least Angelina and Katie Le....err, Winter make an excellent team.
Edited by #LJB, Dec 24 2010, 06:15 AM.
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I'm sorry, but Flair and Foley rambling about concussions and Foley making wrestling dangerous was kind of boring, and considering that Abyss was in the ring and on Flair's side, kind of laughable.
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The ending to ImPact! this week was great. Steiner called Flair a son of a bitch and I think he might've told Robert Roode / Rob Terry / AJ to suck his dick. And he was carrying a pipe, not a crowbar, which is what the spoilahz said

Other than that, Max Buck v. Sabin v. Red was the best match of the night and Matt Hardy v. Ken Anderson was enjoyable

Katie Le.........errr, Winter and Velvet feud should be fun.

I was expecting more from Pope's promo, but oh well.
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Steiner and his pipe...it's just like 2001, only Steiner is crippled and useless and legitimately dangerous.
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Next time you get bored of your lives, gimme a call and I'll come round and KILL YOU.
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This is legitimately some of the saddest shit I've ever seen, and I grew up in Birkenhead.
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Just got back from a reading and I'm watching TNA Impact. Apparently Bubba Ray and D-Von are feuding and aren't brothers.

And Karen Angle is still hot.
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I don't think it's possible to have worse theme music than the guys in TNA.
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They just reminded me that Mr. Kennedy is the champ. And that he's feuding with Jeff Hardy.

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Jeff Hardy apparently blued himself.
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They keep calling this a dream tag team match, even though it's been all kinds of mediocre.
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AJ Styles has an absolutely hilarious tattoo.
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