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Disappointing people
Topic Started: Sep 30 2009, 11:10 PM (1,178 Views)
Lance
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frighty
Oct 12 2009, 07:16 PM
Lance
Oct 12 2009, 06:27 PM
Yeah, you are pretty disappointing.
Especially since I took this road and turned down a girl in Texas who once wrote my name in the dirt with her tongue because I told her she spelled it wrong in a text.
Holy fucking god, you're an idiot.

I'm willing to bet good money such a girl would have rimmed you whenever had you asked her.
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So, questionable oral hygiene = hot?
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frighty
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sure.
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Joker
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Wow....just wow..
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Oct 12 2009, 07:04 PM
I'm a cynic, misanthrope, and also a virgin. This is why I say, fuck relationships.
Fixed.
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Being a virgin doesn't make you hate relationships. Being in shitty relationships makes you hate relationships...
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I think it would. Relationships are way too much bother if you're not getting laid regularly.
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frighty
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Exactly. Another reason I hated the bitch.
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Crimson
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Back in 07, though, I had a bad testicular injury that fucked up my sex drive. I don't have a spermatic cord anymore. :-/
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That's awful.

Add Crimson's junk to the list.
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Joker
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Crimson's junk counts as a person?
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Definitely... or so I've heard. March talks, you know.
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Yeah. It has a name and everything.

Hand Banana to be exact.
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Does it call people and threaten them with rape as well?
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Crimson
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Tonight.
You.
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Jamie Lee Curtis
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Oct 13 2009, 02:58 AM
Yeah. It has a name and everything.

Hand Banana to be exact.
What are the names of your crushed testes?
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Bananas Foster, probably
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March Haire
Oct 13 2009, 03:14 AM
Crimson
Oct 13 2009, 02:58 AM
Yeah. It has a name and everything.

Hand Banana to be exact.
What are the names of your crushed testes?
Not crushed.

Pink and Floyd by the way.
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Jamie Lee Curtis
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Oct 13 2009, 03:18 AM
March Haire
Oct 13 2009, 03:14 AM
Crimson
Oct 13 2009, 02:58 AM
Yeah. It has a name and everything.

Hand Banana to be exact.
What are the names of your crushed testes?
Not crushed.

Pink and Floyd by the way.
Did you let Cowards pick the name?
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:D

Should change them to Bob and Dylan.
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