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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 1 2009, 02:18 PM (314 Views) | |
| King of Kings | Mar 1 2009, 02:18 PM Post #1 |
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They're back! Tonight on Friday Night Smack Them, brother will be bursting in brother as Matt and Jeff Hardy square off. The Underbitter will face The Moscow Moeller. Job Cena makes his entrance. He says that he will be arresting Monday Night Raw until he gets a rematch. He says he is a deer at home. This is Friday Night Snack Time, where Cole is bouncing great hands and still talking. This show is on a semi-network, according to Cena. He didn't realize he had his own now. He says that the World Championship has been held by Ron Howard. He says, "I told you, Nidoran, I will catch you." He says he is in the middle of the ring of the Big Show. He continues, "I won a rematch from the World Agway Championship." Edge enters, and Jim Ross says that he looks good enough to eat. Edge says to Cena, "I can't believe you actually shovelled. You want three men tonight, let's do it." Vickie enters and says, "The UK to see my husband is the Warrior. It is my duty to inform me that the World of You Which Have Been will not be competing to." Cena responds, "I fingered myself, the ship captain. I promised to put my hands on it and I won't let these people down." Vickie responds, "If you want in my husband, try this man. The World's Largest Athlete, John Cena." She says that John Seanz will face Big Josh later tonight. "I'm still a face who wants to be cool" signifies the entrance of Prime Carlito. This contest is set for one file and is for the WWE Championship! They are currently Premium Carlito. Mays and Morrison hold all the technical Carlito is in Primo's WWE Tag Titles. They could be the Undisputed Tag Team Champions of Four. A clip from last week shows Morrison saying, "Just a little bit, we are in a restaurant, trekked up!" One of the Bellas says (the CCs didn't bother identifying which one), "Before I drink anymore, I need something in my snatch." Miz complains, "Are you stupid, this chicken burps." Now, back in the arena, H2 Singh that the champions to time Slamming Award winner John Morrison and AMaze! This puts them in an opportunity to be the beta beauty tag team champions. That means if Mays and Morrison would be the undisputed tag team champions in all of WWE and Dunkin' Donuts. When Mays and Morrison were having, it was about Prime and Machismo and about who's on top. Wrestling writenow Mays and Morrison could be undisputed world tag team champions. Sensitive Carlito might be in. He lands a beautiful dropkick on the belly button, where the Far Lake is hoped. Morrison is sensitive to watching Jaws. Morrison is very proud of his bottom region. He has been under The Rock. Young Primo Cobo gets the tag. He is vibrant and athletic, and here comes 3 Bellas. Mizzen Morrison tossed to the outside for teamwork. Maize and Morrison could win the WWE Tag Team titles, which are steak for this match. Primo's WWE Tag Team titles are online. Prima goes for the cover on John Morrison. They're not thinking about their dates, they're thinking about their rears. The Maze is on the outside. He was on his knees outside the ring. The Slimy Award-winning tag team combination has even pressed the lovely Valid Points. The Maze is posting this fine of three moat with that modified cama clutch. He is cutting the rate in half. Jim Ross feels like bricking here. He had a bet against a Slimy-award winning team. That's a prestigious award e-mail that Mason Morrison got their game from, but the contest is not over. We've seen some great real offense, but you can't discount the Cologne Brothers. Primo is the South Flaw from San Juan. That was a little rocker dropper. It seems as though Moore Says got knocked. He is going to the corner to malfunction his junk. They exchange nice clothes with shore up palm and John Morrison. Carlito delivers a nice running fuck to Morrison. Moore Says Mequon Carlito. But the referee China restrains Prima, ready for the laugh, but the ddamage might have been done to Carlito. Carlito drills the Backstabbed. Still WWE Drag Queen Champions, Primo and Carlito! Carlito is getting some pie. One of the greatest sense of the year 80s to Debbie Debbie Hall of Fame ceremony. Rekey the Dragon Steamboat was a true highfyler between the ropes, and would include an attitude for the marital arts. The Ricky Steamboat captured the Cutout Championship from Randy Marsh Land Savitch at the Silverdome in front of 93,000 fans. On October 2nd, 1090, he defeated that man he had her Rich and stored history with, capturing the prestigious NWA Championship. Steambowl was Flair's favorite guy to ever get into the game. He is admired by his fans, esteemed by his fears, that the PWE is proud to welcome Ricky the Dragon Steamboat to the 2000 Hall of Fame inductee. He will be conducted by one of his great rivals, the Nature Boys Ric Flair Flair. Vladimir is causing this main event next. Schier and the time is now, this is WrestleMania! The WrestleMania theme song, by AC/DC, contains the lyrics "Shoot you, shoot your load". In a recap from this past Monday, Triple H states that Randy Orton is a 63-year-old man. He says, "He put his hand in my wife. Stephanie is my mother." Orton encourages Triple H to get hammered so they can deal with this like men. Running from Triple H, Orton is heard yelling "Oh oh oh yes, do this." Still running, he now yells, "Go go gadget." The lyrics "Please, wash my sweating ball sack" are the opening lyrics to Kozlov's theme. Vladimir Kozlov will lead the Undertaker tonight. A recap from Raw this past Monday tells us that the winner of HBK/JBL will have lunch with the Undertaker at WrestleMania. Vickie Guerrero throws a wrench into their pleans. Kozlov confronts Shawn, and Lawler says, "I don't think that ID was good Shawn." Shawn will face the undefeated Moscow Moller to earn the right to meat the Undertaker. During Undertaker's entrance, Tazz notes that Kozlov does not appear to be intimate, to which Jim Ross replies, "Not yet anyway." The Undertaker is known for streaking. That was an amazing operation, and rightfully so, for the Undertaker. When you talk about streaking, we are talking about one man, who is 69 at WrestleMania. His purse has beena terrifying trademark for two decades. The fire stone follows him to the ring. It is well-established that the Undertaker has to fart. Everyone wants to see the Undertaker streak. Tazz thinks facing and defeating the Undertaker would be fun. Kozlov better beware of the Undertaker's hold, the Devil's Date. Kozlov is an animator, more than he has been in the past. Undertaker leaves his feet and pays for Vladimir Kozlov. The Undertaker is measuring Coleslaw. Vladimir Kozlov is in rubble. The Undertaker had some handsome trouble when Security Walt was moved. Kozlov undresses frightening men. Undertaker goes down with his right hands. She is on his feet. On Land comes out swinging. Kozlov's cunt is so devious. Undertaker hits Kozlov with Shang Hai. Hey There Kozlov is a rugged athlete. The Undertaker is perhaps going to school. End Keller on a 31 delio will be ring at the time and nothing. Kozlov beating the Undertaker was like eating a bouquet. There is Kozlov, he has just identified himself as a man. He's giving the tight frame with the powerslam, he is shocked. This is the Leica WrestleMania streak. Sean Michael is This Monday Night on Raw. The free spirit brother Matt Hardy birthed a party. He is scheduled in the one-on-one that. It's going to be a love when Matt Hardy takes on his brother Jeff. Jim Ross has been looking forward to this whole wheat. Matt attacked Jeff after he was able to live history. This is not the Jeff Hardy we were sexy. Maybe this will be a streak fight. Matt wants to be his brother Jeff. Jeff says to Matt, "I hope you get over this crazy face run. I will not fight yao tonight, not ever." Matt responds, "I am not your mother, brother. You used everything evolving around yao, but this isn't about yao, this is about me. For once it's about That. They make me sick, physically said when they cheer Freitag, and I often have to swallow you. My career was media yours, yours were skyrockets to the top because I've always known this. Between the two of us is 50, is that the more talented Hardy. Blame each and every one of these people that believe your height. Fuck me! Fuck me! Come on, Jeff! Are you a coward Kaman? Unifying me now, fight me, I said fight me down there." Jeff Hardy is not fondling Matt right now. We will see the return of John Cena as World Champion tonight. WrestleMania 45 took place in Traa Plaza. Right click this night was destined to become another. Macho Man squeezed the moment. He was one half of Jim Powers. He had to negotiate his way past a well-rested Ted DiBiase. Him and Hulk Hogan were life partners. Savage was upset about Hogan putting his shrimp in Miss Elizabeth. At WrestleMania 52, the Mega Powers were about to explode. This is what the main event was meant for. E-mail them, because no one's ever gotten up from Savage's elbow. Whole Code sealed the deal and became a two-time WWE Champion. We are here on Friday Night Down enjoying MVP. MVP says, "So is a pleasure to be in your anus, myself included." MVP talks about that pretty thing around Shelton Benjamin's waist. He says, "I want the United States back." He will prove himself again for bad. He's got a ticket with this title. Chavo delivers the Not Migos, but he fincey three of them. Nice big down by Chavo. When Shelton attacks MVP at ringside, Jim Ross yells, "Oh no watch the show come on!" He just threw Chavo right in the MVP. Shelton was sending a message to send MVP. Cello is in a bad way. Go look at this account, there it was the counter. This is a dramatic that put him in the high. Wait a minute, MVP has left a pandemic in him, and the position of no washing backs. What a Drive-Bi! That Drives Lie was deadly. During the customary WWE Canada Update that shows up during commercial breaks, we were told that one of the show's sponsors was Arbys. Immediately following the restaurant name, we are told they offer the "Mickie Deal". Take that for what it's worth. We are back everybody, with Ross Cintas at ringside. Don't think it goes 12 Rounds, as John Fina stars in 12 Gowns. In the trailer, Cena's character implores the villain, "Don't come anywhere near me or Moe Lee." Jim Ross says of the film, "Don't expect this to be excellent. Go to 12 Rounds." John Santa, now making his entrance, did change Edge's World Championship. Adage is real lucky his wife is the General Manager. He is a dog man, not the squirrel man. Someplace, sometime, we hope it will be John Cena, but not tonight. His opponent has 7 feet and weighs 441 pounds. Cena is going to be 40 when we come back. The WWE Canada Update advertises the Canadian sponsor for WrestleMania 25, "Ultimate Beth Hot Sex". We're back on Friday Night Smacking Down. See Nog faces Rick Shaw. How cool is this is a rare parents of John Cena. He has not come in 2 years on Smacked Down. Big Show needs to keep Jaws happy. They don't come on Hunter like Cena. There is no going down in John Cena. He ran into an enormous rick roll. He shows his small engine. We heard him when he showed. B2 called Edge a coward. And now look who has his hands in John Cena. Not making any mistakes, John Cena rents only tapes. Big Show is the General Manager. Talk may have gotten initiative about the homecoming. Jim Ross says, "The hands of the Big Show, I'm telling you TV." The Big Show is trying to rob Cena. Remember the lift of the Big Show. We overhear Big Show saying to Cena, "Dear Bob, go back to Iraq, there is nothing here for you." Big Show is defending Big East message. He is pure forests and velocity. Cena is trying to will his way and pull his bag back up. A Big Edge has been Fina before, but not in that environment, though Edge would even be Cena. There was a quick opening in the Big Show, and Cena took advantage. His strength and Wilt put Big Show down. It's back to anybody's balls game. A Raw preview during commercial break tells us, "Lists Monday, the Heart Break Kids roads just hit a Russian road dog." Big Show uses a giant duplex. He follows up with a humongous duplex. Cena is crapping on the announce table. He is bent in half getting wood on the announce table. Cena, the era, is dripping out of seeing a Big Show, taking advantage of his dirty work, and he slams off the backside. Big Show joins the ring post. Cena is a 1250 pounder. A human wheel just clotheslined John Cena. Cena's physical dominatrix is the Big Show. We see merciless fencing from the Big Show. This has huge implications for the 250th anniversary of WrestleMania. Who wins this match survives this match. Big Show is really, really breeding the left shoulder of John. Jim Ross wonders what kind of a fact not the trapezius muscles had a neck issues and surgery. Jim is slapping him. Assuming he was in Fairmount, Ross just doesn't get it. John Cena slid out of the Big Show in an ill-fated attempt. Jim Ross says, "Oh no, can you stay supplied?" Cena is going off-topic for everything. He is looking for the Attitude Of Justice. The Big Show drives Cena to the campus. That had to be a close up 10 feet. This has been a heavyweight slugfish. We didn't get to see where Adage touched John Cena. There is the biggest right-hander right in the temple of Cena. Big Show wins the match after a cum shot to the side of Cena's face. Edge stands over Cena in his jammies. He tells Cena, "It's my show thought now" and asks him to give head. |
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| President Skroob | Mar 2 2009, 01:53 AM Post #2 |
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| DarthHomer | Mar 2 2009, 06:08 AM Post #3 |
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