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| These Things I Have Done; Flex and grunt insecurely | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 29 2008, 12:01 AM (2,245 Views) | |
| Nathan Versus | Jan 30 2008, 08:30 PM Post #41 |
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Versus > You
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Extinguished a cigarette on the palm of my hand in a bar to intimidate some pricks who were trying to be hard. Obviously it worked, especially since I didn’t even react to it. I had a blister the size of malteser that got infected and I couldn’t masturbate for two weeks, but it was worth it, if only for the scar and the look on their greasy chav faces. Shot myself with an airgun to prove it wouldn’t hurt. Did the knife scene from Aliens… With my eyes closed.* Got hit over the head with a bottle, turned around and knocked the guy clean out, then collapsed. Knocked out my fair share of people. Broke my toe before a night on the town. Not wanting to disappoint my friends and not wanting to sit in A+E for several hours, I taped the foot and wore an extra pair of socks. I managed to bust some sick moves on the dance floor, win a shoving contest with some random prick, and then cop off with an Eastern European slapper. When I eventually went to the hospital, the bone had splintered and was sticking out my toe. * it was using a blunt knife and on somebody else’s hand. The mug. |
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| Crimson | Jan 30 2008, 09:17 PM Post #42 |
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The Best
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Got shot 28 times with a paintball gun. Catch is... I got shot 28 times on my balls. I was STILL able to blow a huge load that very same night. |
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| Hal P. Warren | Jan 30 2008, 11:38 PM Post #43 |
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The Master
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. . .said confidently until he encountered Nathan Versus! See them throw down at the Watford Gap! North vs. South, Scouse Bastard vs. Cockney Villain! Taking all bets! |
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| Billy Goat Gruff | Feb 2 2008, 01:29 AM Post #44 |
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Midcarder
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They both involve sports: In soccer I caught an elbow to the head and was cut quite badly. One of my eyes swelled up but I played until my face was nearly covered in blood and the ref told me to get off the field. And playing basketball I broke 3 fingers on my shooting and continued playing, scoring 5 points until I was pulled out. |
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| Lance | Mar 13 2008, 03:13 PM Post #45 |
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Next time you get bored of your lives, gimme a call and I'll come round and KILL YOU.
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He's far better trained and fitter than I am and legitimately tough, but Nathan, as a Southerner, would definitely lose. Even Southerners know they're fags. I think I've exhausted my manly claims. Oh, if you ever make your way to the Krazy House off Concert Square in Liverpool, the record on the electronic punchbag is still mine. Looking back through the thread, I would say that Euan won, but it probably involved him being fucked with strap-ons. Only two types of people can get away with that and still remain manly: Vikings, and Bill. |
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| Teq | Mar 13 2008, 04:03 PM Post #46 |
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Upper Midcarder
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Surprisingly I've never had a fight. I've offered numerous people out for a fight but they've always refused, even four at once. I'm hardly the meanest looking, besides maybe to fans of the Kliq if they saw my AWT picture. I did once go through a 2nd floor window headfirst in school, slice my wrist clean open, went and got it stitched back up and proceeded to put on a nice shirt and went to a party. Your all so tough. |
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| Lance | May 30 2011, 03:28 AM Post #47 |
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Next time you get bored of your lives, gimme a call and I'll come round and KILL YOU.
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I bumped this thread, which is the manliest thing anyone's ever done. |
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| Don Carlos | May 30 2011, 05:13 PM Post #48 |
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Slick Dick Dingo
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At the beginning of my Freshman year of high school, about 2 weeks before classes actually started, I broke my right ankle and tore several ligaments off the bone while attempting a slide drill to recover a loose ball during football tryouts. I knew it had happened right away, but pushed myself up off the ground and attempted to continue; only to have the coach notice my limp, and send me off to the sidelines to "shake it off". About an hour later, he had everyone go inside the school to take a break and rehydrate... everyone except for me, of course. So, I had to walk around the width of the football field, down into a creek, and then all the way into the front lobby of the building with absolutely zero assistance. It wasn't even the pain that got to me; it was the fact that most of the other kids trying out thought that I was faking it. Spent the first 3-4 months of the school year walking around in an air cast, too... |
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| Mutant Couch | May 31 2011, 02:59 AM Post #49 |
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Man-Bat Groupie
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I feel like I've won this. I've had Republican balls in my mouth and they weren't even Fiscal-Republican balls. |
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| March Haire | May 31 2011, 03:15 AM Post #50 |
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I hope they were gay republican balls. |
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| Mutant Couch | May 31 2011, 03:20 AM Post #51 |
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Man-Bat Groupie
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I'm pretty sure that the left one was for sure. It was always overcompensating. |
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| March Haire | May 31 2011, 03:25 AM Post #52 |
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Honestly though, you live in Ohio. If the balls in your mouth aren't Republican, there are simply no balls in your mouth. |
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| Mutant Couch | May 31 2011, 03:28 AM Post #53 |
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Man-Bat Groupie
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I think you're forgetting that Columbus is the "San Francisco of the Midwest" according to like five people. I can assure you that I can round up some tranny balls too. |
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| March Haire | May 31 2011, 03:37 AM Post #54 |
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The presence of the Ohio government and OSU completely negate that shit. |
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| Mutant Couch | May 31 2011, 03:49 AM Post #55 |
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Man-Bat Groupie
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You've clearly never argued that with someone who is under the impression that Columbus is a gay mecca in a sea of farmers and corn fields. |
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| March Haire | May 31 2011, 03:52 AM Post #56 |
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I take it you have? |
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| Mutant Couch | May 31 2011, 03:55 AM Post #57 |
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Man-Bat Groupie
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No. Unlike Scott Hall's wife I don't believe in encouraging fuck ups to begin with. |
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| March Haire | May 31 2011, 04:27 AM Post #58 |
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Don't lie. You did it, and you did it with balls in your mouth. |
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| Andy | May 31 2011, 05:04 AM Post #59 |
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Main Event~!
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Last year I jumped off the second story railing into a pool at a hotel while drunk. Hit the bottom of the pool and broke my foot. Got hit by a car for $250. Luckily I didn't get injured too badly. |
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| Mutant Couch | Jun 1 2011, 12:11 AM Post #60 |
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Man-Bat Groupie
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If that ever did happen, I can promise you that I made more sense with balls in my mouth than the other person. |
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