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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 29 2008, 12:01 AM (2,246 Views) | |
| rattlesnake | Jan 29 2008, 04:22 AM Post #21 |
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Anywho as far as doing crazy shit goes I jumped off my porch holding an umbrella to see if it would slow my fall. It didn't and I bit it hard landing ass first on the ground. Hurt for only a few seconds and I went up and tried it again a few times but finally gave up since it was working for shit. I'm thinking about getting higher ground and doing it from the roof of my house.
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| March Haire | Jan 29 2008, 05:05 AM Post #22 |
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Frankly, I'm impressed that Joker had that kind of momentum. Plz stop stealing mai gimmik. |
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| March Haire | Jan 29 2008, 05:09 AM Post #23 |
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I think I've recently come into my manliness. I don't know if concerts count or whatever, but... -Kicked in face by crowd surfer at Bonnaroo, laughed it off, powerbombed the fucker. -Punched in dick at an Electric Six show, laughed it off, kept moshing. -Headbutted a 6'5" caveman at said Electric Six show, laughed as he went down. Outside of Concerts -Broke some fucker's nose fifteen minutes before, lol, middle school graduation when he tried to do some cute karate bullshit. -Ended a fight by putting some fag through a ping pong table. And then your usual "Got drunk and put body part through hard object/school yard fight" stuff that really doesn't make you a man, but makes you drunk and/or a child doing as children do. |
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| Deleted User | Jan 29 2008, 05:26 AM Post #24 |
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Lol. You guys are hardcore~! |
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| †SamuraiFoochs† | Jan 29 2008, 06:21 AM Post #25 |
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The only tribute that matters...er, has wheels.
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I once punched out a doctor on pure instinct after 12 hour spinal surgery that involved the shifting of my spinal column and some organs, and insertion of various metal hardware. I was in the recovery room, apparently out cold. Typically, doctors keep patients' hands tied to avoid them injuring themselves in hysteria, etc. But this poor sap of a doctor, who was apparently kind of a douche anyway, decided I was out so cold they could untie my arms. In addition, this man so wisely decided that an oxygen tube in my nose was no longer needed and went to remove it...BOOM. I awoke from dead stillness long enough to punch this fucker right in the face, apparently so hard his glasses flew off. I have little to no memory of this, but several witnesses corroborate the story. |
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| hardcorecruiserweight | Jan 29 2008, 06:47 AM Post #26 |
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AWT's MDB
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I kissed a nurse once after i got my wisdon teeth removed, i just now thought that i might have got blood on her. Hey it's about time the dudes bled on the chicks am i right? |
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| Crimson | Jan 29 2008, 11:43 AM Post #27 |
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I had to get my knee drained by doctors, so as a reflex, I kicked him in the jaw as he placed the first out of 7 needles in my knee. He lost half a tooth a think. Another time, I was beat up by 6 misfits. No, I didn't kick the shit out of all of them. No matter how many times I was hit, I never went down. Not only that, but I kept laughing at the fuckers. They never stopped their charade until they were actually bored, so they left. |
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| nascarsucks | Jan 29 2008, 12:22 PM Post #28 |
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NOT A FAN OF NASCAR
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You never used that picture. Or any from Roflbot, as far as I know. |
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| Deleted User | Jan 29 2008, 03:20 PM Post #29 |
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I stole your moms gimmick last night, twice! Now she's a women again... |
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| Hyoga | Jan 29 2008, 04:43 PM Post #30 |
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Just after I was born, I peed on the doctor. As for things I remember doing, when I was a kid, I used to roll down the stairs (whatever the place) on a constant basis, as well as catching popcorn with my mouth throwing myself to the ground like a goalkeeper, just for the lulz. Though I guess that being a spotmonkey doesn't make you manly. |
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| Joker | Jan 29 2008, 06:55 PM Post #31 |
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That sounds like Faggy's childhood. |
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| Deleted User | Jan 29 2008, 07:35 PM Post #32 |
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I have altered this post in the name of the truth and/or slight humour. |
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| White_Roach | Jan 30 2008, 02:45 AM Post #33 |
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Most of the things I've done are probably go under the "stupid" catagory moreso than the "manly" catagory, but here it goes. - Fell off the roof of the house in a drunken stupor and broke mai arm - Got speared in the chest during a mosh pit and got a bruised sternum - Got one of my teeth knocked out when a bunch of mexicans ganged up on me in front of my old house and got threatened afterwards with a machete [gotta love Alexandria]. |
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| Hal P. Warren | Jan 30 2008, 03:03 AM Post #34 |
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I'd heard parts of NoVA were startin to look like El Salvador, but I didn't think it was that bad. |
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| nascarsucks | Jan 30 2008, 03:27 AM Post #35 |
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NOT A FAN OF NASCAR
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You should see Prince William county. |
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| White_Roach | Jan 30 2008, 06:00 AM Post #36 |
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God, don't even get me started there. All I'll say is my girlfriend lives there and I seriously fear for her life a lot. |
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| Don Carlos | Jan 30 2008, 05:20 PM Post #37 |
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As a freshman, I fractured my right ankle, and tore ligaments in and around my foot whilst trying out for my high school football team. Immediately after doing so I hopped up, limped over to the coach, told him my predicament, and then limped over to the side of the field to watch everyone else. Then they all went inside without offering to help me in any way, whatsoever; so I limped all the way around the field, and into the building to sit down and wait for my mom to come pick me up a whole 90 minutes later. The excruciating pain didn't bother me as much as the fact that everyone around me, some of whom I would later go on to build relationships with, didn't believe that I was really hurt. And all the walking that I did on the injured extremity was responsible for the torn ligaments; some of which I could feel with every step . . . |
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| Lance | Jan 30 2008, 07:20 PM Post #38 |
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Next time you get bored of your lives, gimme a call and I'll come round and KILL YOU.
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I broke two of my fingers in a rugby match and carried on. I broke a rib during a rugby match and carried on. I fractured my sternum during rugby training and carried on, and then played on the Saturday. I once beat the shit out of three people. I broke my way onto my old school's roof and threw things at teachers I didn't like. I broke someone's wrist (accidentally, but still) for threatening me with a compass. I was once attacked by four muggers whilst drunk and broke one of their arms in a kimura lock. I then took about thirty punches to the face and didn't fall down. They also threw a brick at me but it missed and I laughed. This is to date the only fight I've ever lost, but they didn't get my wallet. |
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| Jay2damizzle2010 | Jan 30 2008, 07:40 PM Post #39 |
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Lets see here... 1.Gave a freshman the Rock Bottom through the table when I was a senior in H.S.....Hey he hit my lady at the time!!! 2.Finger fucked a stripper while gettin a lap dance and surprisingly didn't catch no STD's on my middle finger 3.Fucked some girls in Thailand and surpisingly...didnt catch no STD's thank God!! 4.Called my teacher a fat-assed racist bitch in front of the whole class. 5.Almost threw hands with my step-dad. 6.Recieved some head in the cafeteria bathroom in H.S. |
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| March Haire | Jan 30 2008, 07:59 PM Post #40 |
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You win. |
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