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These Things I Have Done; Flex and grunt insecurely
Topic Started: Jan 29 2008, 12:01 AM (2,242 Views)
Lance
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Next time you get bored of your lives, gimme a call and I'll come round and KILL YOU.
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Brag about particularly manly things you've done and rate other people's feats of machismo out of ten, five, one hundred, whatever.

Try not to lie. As we all know, lying makes you a woman.

I'll get us started with an easy one to beat:

In order to diffuse a situation, I once took a punch to the jaw and laughed it off without flinching.
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One time I squated 700Pounds, tore a ligament in my knee (MCL) on the first rep, then had enough in me for one more rep.
I know, Of wins. By the way, Of, I give you a 7.
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Cowards
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BOW BEFORE HIM
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I drank Absinthe.
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Joker
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I got into a schoolyard brawl in 5th grade and gave someone a Stunner, which they sold better than Rock at WM 17.
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Crimson
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I got hit by a Ford, and bounced off the pavement, only to get right back up the second I was down. The stupid old fucks driving the vehicle really didn't do anything except to ask me if I was okay, then they drove off before I could give an answer.

Funny, yet stupid thing I did, was never told anyone. They found out about 5 months later. I could have had internal injuries or something. :o

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Lance
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Bill Covington
Jan 29 2008, 01:02 AM
One time I squated 700Pounds, tore a ligament in my knee (MCL) on the first rep, then had enough in me for one more rep.
I know, Of wins. By the way, Of, I give you a 7.

Bona fide 9 right there, losers.

As for the other two, what can I say? Intense, intense failure.

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I got hit by a Ford, and bounced off the pavement, only to get right back up the second I was down. The stupid old fucks driving the vehicle really didn't do anything except to ask me if I was okay, then they drove off before I could give an answer.

Funny, yet stupid thing I did, was never told anyone. They found out about 5 months later. I could have had internal injuries or something.


5. Would have been more if you'd actually gone over the top or underneath the car, or if the car had been damaged.
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When I was ten, I was at the local park with a couple of friends. Some girl was burying her dead gerbil in a hole at the top of a hill, giving a speech to herself about what a good gerbil it was. When she left, my friends and I dug out the gerbil and went around scaring people with its dead corpse. At the end, we left the gerbil on a bench next to an old lady, who turned around and saw it, resulting in her almost dying.
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I once had a crazed sex session that involved champagne pouring, cocaine licking and snorting from female and male genitalia, golden showers, urine drinking, ass rimming, role play rape which lead to tying up and to some cuttage with a knife and anal sex.
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I once stubbed my toe.

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Try not to lie. As we all know, lying makes you a woman.


You're such a modern man. I bet you're a big hit at all those feminist rallies you attend. The more butch ladies even prop you up on their shoulders and carry you around all while they bastardize Ayn Rand quotes, am I right?
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euanzooom
Jan 28 2008, 08:53 PM
I once had a crazed sex session that involved champagne pouring, cocaine licking and snorting from female and male genitalia, golden showers, urine drinking, ass rimming, role play rape which lead to tying up and to some cuttage with a knife and anal sex.

Just an everyday occurence for moi.
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OfLegend
Jan 29 2008, 12:01 AM
Try not to lie. As we all know, lying makes you a woman.


I thought having a vagina made you a woman.

I once gave a Clothesline from Hell into a swimming pool.
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Heath Ledger
Jan 28 2008, 10:02 PM
OfLegend
Jan 29 2008, 12:01 AM
Try not to lie. As we all know, lying makes you a woman.


I thought having a vagina made you a woman.

I once gave a Clothesline from Hell into a swimming pool.

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ANNOYING FAG WITH SHITTY OPINION
Jan 29 2008, 03:14 AM
Heath Ledger
Jan 28 2008, 10:02 PM
OfLegend
Jan 29 2008, 12:01 AM
Try not to lie. As we all know, lying makes you a woman.


I thought having a vagina made you a woman.

I once gave a Clothesline from Hell into a swimming pool.

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Pot meet kettle. He said you were black.
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coolcool
Jan 28 2008, 08:46 PM
When I was ten, I was at the local park with a couple of friends. Some girl was burying her dead gerbil in a hole at the top of a hill, giving a speech to herself about what a good gerbil it was. When she left, my friends and I dug out the gerbil and went around scaring people with its dead corpse. At the end, we left the gerbil on a bench next to an old lady, who turned around and saw it, resulting in her almost dying.

You're a fucking serial killer.
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hardcorecruiserweight
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I took a taser gun to the ass, back, stomach, leg, arm on several ocasions, out of fun though.

Jumped out aof a moving car once, rolled down the street a bit.
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Crimson
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I blew a guest house down before.

That stupid prick ran over my dog with his go cart and laughed about it. I found a tank of gasoline, and surprisingly a few matches and blowtorches in my barn. I didn't use the blowtorch, as I feared for my safety, but I did pour gasoline around his guesthouse and flicked several matches causing the whole damn place to set ablaze.

I feel guilty because my best friend (who was waiting in a car for me to make a quick get-away) got blamed for it and got arrested. I'm a fucking asshole
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Jan 28 2008, 09:18 PM
coolcool
Jan 28 2008, 08:46 PM
When I was ten, I was at the local park with a couple of friends. Some girl was burying her dead gerbil in a hole at the top of a hill, giving a speech to herself about what a good gerbil it was. When she left, my friends and I dug out the gerbil and went around scaring people with its dead corpse. At the end, we left the gerbil on a bench next to an old lady, who turned around and saw it, resulting in her almost dying.

You're a fucking serial killer.

I try.
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In order to diffuse a situation, I once took a punch to the jaw and laughed it off without flinching


I too laughed after being hit in the face today, but it was by a horse.

I once told a grown bull to back the fuck up, and he complied peacefully without incident.

My dad once parked his truck on my foot, and I nonchalantly told him to back off my foot.

And, just to show Joker up, I once legitimately chokelsammed someone.
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Those are manly
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HAHA! Great stuff Hardcore. RHPS is the shit!
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