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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 22 2007, 05:44 PM (691 Views) | |
| born2beskinny | Sep 22 2007, 05:44 PM Post #1 |
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from wwe.com It was supposed to be a beautiful night for Theodore Long and his fiancé Kristal. After months of preparation, the loving couple were finally set to say “I do”. But the evening turned horrific when the groom unexpectedly clutched his chest and fell to the ground. With an understandably upset Kristal screaming by his side, the SmackDown General Manager was motionless and unresponsive as SmackDown went off the air. After being rushed to a local medical facility, Long’s doctors claim the groom was suffering from hypertension, which was worsened by the ingestion of the erectile dysfunction medicine Viagra. “Mr. Long then suffered a myocardial infraction with cardio myopathy,” claims WWE’s Dr. Ferdinand Rios. “As a result, he is currently semi-comatose.” According to Dr. Rios, Long has been slipping in and out of consciousness since early Saturday morning. At the moment, a long-term diagnosis is difficult to make. Long is currently under around-the-clock supervision, as the next few days are critical. WWE.com will continue to update you as more information becomes available. Damn Viagra. |
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| President Skroob | Sep 22 2007, 05:48 PM Post #2 |
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You know what's gonna happen now. WWE better start testing for Viagra before Congress and the media get on them about it. |
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| BoPearson | Sep 22 2007, 06:35 PM Post #3 |
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RIP LeRoi Moore.
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This can't be real. |
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| sweetchinmusic | Sep 22 2007, 06:42 PM Post #4 |
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Kill Romo
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"You know it's the Mack militant!" |
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| Deleted User | Sep 22 2007, 06:48 PM Post #5 |
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Teddy should have just tried to cut down on thuggin' n' buggin'. Ya feel me? |
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| Lance | Sep 22 2007, 07:27 PM Post #6 |
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Next time you get bored of your lives, gimme a call and I'll come round and KILL YOU.
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I feel you, player. am i doin it rite? |
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| Tietam_Brown | Sep 22 2007, 08:04 PM Post #7 |
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Heaven knows that holding a wedding in an arena audience in front of thousands is just going to lead to trouble. You'd have though that they'd have learned by know. In other thoughts, I hated how they made Punk jump on the ho train. He's far too straight edge for that. |
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| Don Carlos | Sep 22 2007, 08:10 PM Post #8 |
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Slick Dick Dingo
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Looks like the KoK called it . . . |
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| #LJB | Sep 22 2007, 08:12 PM Post #9 |
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HES A WITCH! Anyway, the Godfather return was the best part, especially with all the attendees skipping the wedding to get on the HHHOOOOO TRAIN~! |
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| Tietam_Brown | Sep 22 2007, 08:27 PM Post #10 |
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I should probably add at this point that the highlight of the show was Kristal's failed attempt at climbing the stairs, which lead to her decking it. Even Vinnie Mac couldn't muffle his laughter. |
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| President Skroob | Sep 22 2007, 11:24 PM Post #11 |
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There's nothing fake about Viagra-induced comas. |
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| King of Kings | Sep 23 2007, 12:35 PM Post #12 |
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As Don said, I called it. Yes I am that shallow. Oh, and is the the first wrestling wedding where the groom didn't come out to his entrance music and have a match about 20 minutes beforehand? And is The Godfather only employed to interupt weddings? |
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| Hyoga | Sep 23 2007, 09:26 PM Post #13 |
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Just saw the segment, was pretty good. I loved CM Punk no selling the song, Ballz carrying on with the Hornswoggle chant, Patterson not going on the Ho Train, and, above anything else... the Val - Stevie high five~! |
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| janedoe95 | Sep 24 2007, 09:16 PM Post #14 |
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beotch pleez
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What was even the point of this stupid, creepy, old authority man and worthless no-name diva romance that we're presumably not supposed to be disgusted over due to the old man not being Vince? Are we really expected to be giving a flipping, flying fuck about it? Like wow, how are the former manager of "Doom" and Sharmell's younger sister ever going to bounce back from this omg!? I'd rather watch Hunter Hearst Helmsley vs the Godwinns in that slop feud. |
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| Teq | Sep 24 2007, 09:17 PM Post #15 |
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Kristal is sweet potato pie at its finest. |
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| President Skroob | Sep 24 2007, 11:24 PM Post #16 |
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No. That's why the wedding was about as light-hearted and over-the-top as you can get. |
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| janedoe95 | Sep 25 2007, 01:49 PM Post #17 |
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beotch pleez
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I was being mostly rhetorical, you know. Any answer contrary to the one that makes the most sense, is one I won't bother entertaining. This entire angle is one of the most blatantly and embarrassingly pointless ever concocted. I think I've about had it with this McMahon shit. |
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