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Hornswoggle
Topic Started: Sep 11 2007, 12:28 PM (781 Views)
Lance
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Amazing. AMAZING.

This proves, now and forever, that WWE is better than TNA... nay, every company ever, in every way. Fucking... fucking genius. I love it.

The war is over. We can all go home.
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Johno
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lmao i was shocked when i first heard about this what a mad decision by the WWE took everyone by surprise
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I must admit, even though it was joked that it could be Hornswoggle, never in a million years did I think it would actually be him lol.
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It did take everyone by surprise, that I'll admit. It's just that they picked the most random person to do it. There was so many opportunities that WWE had, but by picking Hornswoggle just fucked it up.
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I thought the point of this storyline was to put someone over?
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Dick Jones...DICK JONES
Sep 13 2007, 04:31 AM
I thought the point of this storyline was to put someone over?

And apparently, that person dropped the ball big time.
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Wassuppmann786
Sep 13 2007, 12:40 AM
Dick Jones...DICK JONES
Sep 13 2007, 04:31 AM
I thought the point of this storyline was to put someone over?

And apparently, that person dropped the ball big time.

....again.

Although the first time wasnt really his fault.
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Sep 13 2007, 02:10 AM
Wassuppmann786
Sep 13 2007, 12:40 AM
Dick Jones...DICK JONES
Sep 13 2007, 04:31 AM
I thought the point of this storyline was to put someone over?

And apparently, that person dropped the ball big time.

....again.

Although the first time wasnt really his fault.

Sure it was. If he wasn't on the fucking juice, his ligaments wouldn't have torn so easily.
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Dick Jones...DICK JONES
Sep 13 2007, 12:31 AM
I thought the point of this storyline was to put someone over?

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BEST.PICTURE.EVER
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OfLegend
Sep 17 2007, 04:42 AM
Dick Jones...DICK JONES
Sep 13 2007, 12:31 AM
I thought the point of this storyline was to put someone over?

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There wasn't any emo bullshit, Of. I had a valid point to make. The purpose of this storyline, I thought, was to elevate Kennedy to main-event status and start a feud with Cena or Triple H. Instead, the only ones that got a rub from it were HHH and Carlito, neither of whom needed a minor rub. Unless Hornswoggle planning to main-event Mania, this is all for naught.
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Now there's the emo bullshit.
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Lance
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There wasn't any emo bullshit, Of. I had a valid point to make. The purpose of this storyline, I thought, was to elevate Kennedy to main-event status and start a feud with Cena or Triple H. Instead, the only ones that got a rub from it were HHH and Carlito, neither of whom needed a minor rub. Unless Hornswoggle planning to main-event Mania, this is all for naught.


Wah wah. Write it into a poem, cry on it and send it to Linkin Park, you fucking cum rag.
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OfLegend
Sep 17 2007, 12:03 PM
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There wasn't any emo bullshit, Of. I had a valid point to make. The purpose of this storyline, I thought, was to elevate Kennedy to main-event status and start a feud with Cena or Triple H. Instead, the only ones that got a rub from it were HHH and Carlito, neither of whom needed a minor rub. Unless Hornswoggle planning to main-event Mania, this is all for naught.


Wah wah. Write it into a poem, cry on it and send it to Linkin Park, you fucking cum rag.

Of~

And honestly, who the fuck cares? The storyline got annoying as fuck, and unless it wound up being Santino, Hornswoggle was the best possible option once Kennedy proved himself to be more worthless than a mere injury case. The benefits of this course of action are pretty fucking obvious...

1. Green Bay got OWNED.
2. Kennedy's mega push will likely never happen, and he'll be back to jobbing to Super Crazy in 25 days.
3. Jaime Knoble will be able to claim victory over a McMahon.
4. Triple H is spared a boring as fuck feud.
5. Kennedy doesn't main event WrestleMania.

Seriously, steroid scandal couldn't have come along at a better time.
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Lance
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Anyway, I doubt Hornswoggle is the real son. There will have been some chicanery somewhere along the line in an attempt to humilate Vince.

Unfortunately, we may still see Ken Kennedy-McMahon vs HHH, depending on how forgiving WWE feel as relates to Kennedy.
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On the contrary marchaire, Kennedy will probably still main event Wrestlemania.

Edit: What Of said.
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I thought HHH was supposed to face Orton when he wins the strap off of Cena.
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Hornswoggle is just a way for WWE management to buy some more time.

People lack patience and tend to lose interest very quickly. There was no way WWE could feasibly draw-out the paternity angle until Mr. Kennedy returned from his 30 day suspension - people were already growing inpatient - and there probably wasn’t anybody else on the roster who management felt confident enough about pushing towards a WrestleMania main event - like Snitsky.

Alas, rather than drop the angle that is designed to bring in teh ratingz~!, management merely opted to take it in another direction. The comedy skits involving Hornswoggle and Vince should sustain interest for a few weeks, before the serious business commences with Kennedy’s return.

Of course Kennedy could be replaced with somebody else. I did wonder if Orton might be the man, with the ‘revelation’ somehow being connected to his feud with Cena and his father.

It could be a long-shot, but it isn’t beyond the realms of possibility. Especially since it would then solve the obvious problem - if Orton is in line to dethrone Cena and Triple H is in line to face the ‘bastard son’ for the WWE Championship at WrestleMania, when is the belt going to change hands from Orton (heel) to Kennedy (heel)?
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