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| Mutant Couch | Apr 15 2010, 09:28 AM Post #1061 |
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Man-Bat Groupie
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Alright. I've totally figured out why I'm single and likely to remain that way for a long time. Well, judging from this forever seems likely. Anyway, I was going through the pictures on my camera and apparently instead of doing what everyone else does when drunk and lowering my standards significantly and fucking strangers, I do this. I'm pretty sure it's far worse than risking an STD. ![]() More than anything I don't understand why the Artful Dodger is there when I have a perfectly acceptable Ivanhoe one in the same place. |
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| Lance | Apr 15 2010, 04:19 PM Post #1062 |
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Next time you get bored of your lives, gimme a call and I'll come round and KILL YOU.
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Just go out with me. I have better dildos than that. |
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| frighty | Apr 15 2010, 04:27 PM Post #1063 |
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Fuck, my ex's uber-religious, "saving herself for marriage" friend has better dildos than that. ... so I've heard. |
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| Lance | Apr 15 2010, 04:31 PM Post #1064 |
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Next time you get bored of your lives, gimme a call and I'll come round and KILL YOU.
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To be fair, it's only the dildo above that gives you the sensation you're shagging Ben Grimm. |
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| March Haire | Apr 15 2010, 06:33 PM Post #1065 |
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I hope you call that dildo "Splendor in the Sky." |
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| Mutant Couch | Apr 15 2010, 08:04 PM Post #1066 |
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Could you imagine if he were that small in relation to his body size. Poor guy. I would hope you have better dildos as that was a gag gift and there's something about a flower covered vibrator that doesn't exactly lend itself to masturbation. Also, I get the feeling that's what a severe case of genital herpes would look like. March, only when the batteries are out and it cannot move on it's own. |
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| March Haire | Apr 16 2010, 05:43 PM Post #1067 |
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Just found out that I was accepted to grad school. Looks like I am stuck in Ohio. |
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| Mutant Couch | Apr 16 2010, 09:32 PM Post #1068 |
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That's awesome for you and congratulations on grad school too. |
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| Deleted User | Apr 30 2010, 09:09 PM Post #1069 |
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Robert Downey Jr. I hate him. |
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| Mutant Couch | Jun 5 2010, 07:33 AM Post #1070 |
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Man-Bat Groupie
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| frighty | Jun 8 2010, 04:53 AM Post #1071 |
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Yes, but are they anatomically correct? |
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| Mutant Couch | Jun 8 2010, 07:35 AM Post #1072 |
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Emily isn't at any rate. At least it didn't appear like she had sex organs when they opened her up. They are a little slutty. I'm pretty sure I saw an ankle when they were slightly tilted. The greatest movie ever has officially been made. ![]() |
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| frighty | Jun 8 2010, 09:45 AM Post #1073 |
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I assume I'll have to wait until I can queue it up on Netflix? |
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| Mutant Couch | Jun 9 2010, 06:40 AM Post #1074 |
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Probably. Although, they did give Beverly Hills Chihuahua a theater run and this one is way more deserving. I was looking forward to going to it dressed as Hoff. |
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| frighty | Jun 9 2010, 09:17 PM Post #1075 |
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I'll go as your speedo. |
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| Mutant Couch | Jun 10 2010, 04:38 AM Post #1076 |
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Sweet. Now I just need to find a chest-rug. |
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| frighty | Jun 10 2010, 10:21 AM Post #1077 |
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Shave your grandma. |
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| Mutant Couch | Jun 10 2010, 06:02 PM Post #1078 |
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She'd much rather you do it. I'm sure you can work out compensation as well. |
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| Mutant Couch | Jul 28 2010, 07:47 AM Post #1079 |
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![]() Is Shark Boy really worth $10? I should also mention that if I go this day instead of the one I had planned I'll be able to watch toddlers wrestle. Edited by Mutant Couch, Jul 28 2010, 07:48 AM.
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| March Haire | Jul 28 2010, 02:46 PM Post #1080 |
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Shark Boy is worth $10, as is the off chance of Scott Steiner swearing at kids. |
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