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The Endless Talk Thread:; 4 Whateva . . .
Topic Started: Aug 23 2007, 04:03 AM (25,980 Views)
Mutant Couch
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Alright. I've totally figured out why I'm single and likely to remain that way for a long time. Well, judging from this forever seems likely. Anyway, I was going through the pictures on my camera and apparently instead of doing what everyone else does when drunk and lowering my standards significantly and fucking strangers, I do this. I'm pretty sure it's far worse than risking an STD.

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More than anything I don't understand why the Artful Dodger is there when I have a perfectly acceptable Ivanhoe one in the same place.
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Next time you get bored of your lives, gimme a call and I'll come round and KILL YOU.
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Just go out with me. I have better dildos than that.
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Fuck, my ex's uber-religious, "saving herself for marriage" friend has better dildos than that.

... so I've heard.
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To be fair, it's only the dildo above that gives you the sensation you're shagging Ben Grimm.
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I hope you call that dildo "Splendor in the Sky."
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Apr 15 2010, 04:31 PM
To be fair, it's only the dildo above that gives you the sensation you're shagging Ben Grimm.
Could you imagine if he were that small in relation to his body size. Poor guy. I would hope you have better dildos as that was a gag gift and there's something about a flower covered vibrator that doesn't exactly lend itself to masturbation. Also, I get the feeling that's what a severe case of genital herpes would look like.

March, only when the batteries are out and it cannot move on it's own.
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Just found out that I was accepted to grad school. Looks like I am stuck in Ohio.
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That's awesome for you and congratulations on grad school too.
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Robert Downey Jr. I hate him.
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Jun 5 2010, 07:33 AM
Yes, but are they anatomically correct?
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Emily isn't at any rate. At least it didn't appear like she had sex organs when they opened her up. They are a little slutty. I'm pretty sure I saw an ankle when they were slightly tilted.

The greatest movie ever has officially been made.

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I assume I'll have to wait until I can queue it up on Netflix?
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Probably. Although, they did give Beverly Hills Chihuahua a theater run and this one is way more deserving. I was looking forward to going to it dressed as Hoff.
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Jun 9 2010, 06:40 AM
Probably. Although, they did give Beverly Hills Chihuahua a theater run and this one is way more deserving. I was looking forward to going to it dressed as Hoff.
I'll go as your speedo.
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Sweet. Now I just need to find a chest-rug.
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Shave your grandma.
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She'd much rather you do it. I'm sure you can work out compensation as well.
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Is Shark Boy really worth $10? I should also mention that if I go this day instead of the one I had planned I'll be able to watch toddlers wrestle.
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Shark Boy is worth $10, as is the off chance of Scott Steiner swearing at kids.
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