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The Endless Talk Thread:; 4 Whateva . . .
Topic Started: Aug 23 2007, 04:03 AM (25,983 Views)
Mutant Couch
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http://www.imdb.com/board/bd0000101/thread/147052318?d=147052318&p=1#147052318

The first half of the original post is the best thing I've read on IMDB in ages.
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IMDb posters as policy-makers has to happen in Obama's government.
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It would be for the best. Although, I would have to ask if you'd let me crash on your back porch until the downfall is complete.
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Next time you get bored of your lives, gimme a call and I'll come round and KILL YOU.
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We can stay up and watch the sun not rise together.
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Sounds lovely. Schubert would likely compliment the sounds of the dying. Then afterwards we can add to your collection of death masks.
Edited by Mutant Couch, Sep 9 2009, 04:45 AM.
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The line about rape being a time-waster is an absolute classic.
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It really is. Unless it's by this guy... Posted Image
Edited by Mutant Couch, Sep 10 2009, 02:11 AM.
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I have half a packet of Love Hearts in front of me, want to know some of the messages?


"Crazy"
"I Spy"
"Just Say No"
"I Surrender"



Who the fuck is writing these? Just say no? What the hell kind of sad, depressive, live-hating robots do they have working for them? Wait, wait...




"Happy Birthday"



Thats it, these are officially the most depressing things I've ever eaten.
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The worst part is that they're pretty disgusting, but you just can't help but eat them, like candy corn.

It's nice, though that they cater to both stalkers and rapists. Then as if they don't cover enough ground, you can get them personalized.

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Used to read this one too until the artist simply dropped off the face of the earth.

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Edited by frighty, Sep 30 2009, 07:50 PM.
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Fucking B^uckley. What the fuck was that?!
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So, I couldn't sleep and decided to look through the Huffington Post, this is a bit old, but amusing. I saw no female counterpart. Feel free to defend yourselves.


A poll of 15,000 women that rated the world's best and worst lovers found that German men topped the worst list because they were deemed "too smelly," the Telegraph reported.

The Germans were followed closely by the English, who were considered "too lazy," while the Swedes, who came in third, were accused of being "too quick to finish."

On the other end of the spectrum, Latin countries topped the "best lover" list, with Spain at number one, followed by Brazil, Italy and France, reported the Daily Mail.

The poll was carried out by OnePoll.com and asked women from 20 countries to rate men from different countries based on their ability in bed. The women also had to provide an explanation for their answers, the Telegraph reported.

The Dutch were considered too rough, while Americans made it into the Top 5 on the worst lovers list because they were too dominating in bed, Fox News reported.

The other countries that also did badly are: Greece (soppy), Scotland (too loud), Turkey (too sweaty), Wales (too selfish) and Russia (too hairy), the Hindustan Times reported.

A spokesperson for OnePoll.com added: ''These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.''

1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada


This does not explain Benny Hill's pulling ability and seriously, Denmark?
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How many goddamn newspapers and websites are cited as sources?

I think the whole article is merely Arianna Huffington's opinion.
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So these women all have comparisons to each country listed?

I would considerthis article null and bullshit.
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I think the complaint about Russians being too hairy was enough to prove it's bullshit.

March, you're now Tajiri status as far as I'm concerned.
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Oct 24 2009, 03:18 AM
I think the complaint about Russians being too hairy was enough to prove it's bullshit.

March, you're now Tajiri status as far as I'm concerned.
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Speaking of Tajiri I believe I've found my second husband. He'll probably be inferior to Skroob, but that's okay. He actually knew who Tajiri was and he was wearing a dress. It's love.
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Oct 23 2009, 10:04 AM
Scotland (too loud)
OI!
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If that makes me William Regal, I'm not sure if I like where this is going.

Then again...

Bring in the tea, March.
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Someone sent me this clip of Mickey Rourke rapping...which is basically the end credit music of a video game he recently starred in, with some of his lines put at such the perfect time...it's just amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVoyGUcXepc

You may need to turn down your volume if you've got people nearby who don't like to hear cussing, because there's a LOT of it.
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