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The Endless Talk Thread:; 4 Whateva . . .
Topic Started: Aug 23 2007, 04:03 AM (25,984 Views)
Mutant Couch
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Honestly, I kind of just pictured him dressed as the Hamburglar, running around the streets and assaulting random people with spankings.
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Oh, well now that you've put him in stripes...
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Actually, if I picture him shirtless in a carnival setting wearing a luchador mask and a grandmother over his knee while little kids with balloons stand in a circle and pelt him with funnel cake...

... that'd be one funny run-on sentence.
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Joker spanking people isn't disgusting?
Only if it's you.
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You would rather it be you?
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I'd rather not spank March or any male person.

However the Hamburglar outfit intrigues me....
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Just missing the hat.
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Damn. You're going to be stuck with Grimace now, Joker.
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Careful, it has an insatiable appetite.
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I hope I can get him to join me for Thanksgiving.
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Only if you put out. Suprisingly, women don't seem to usually warm up to Grimace sexually.
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If he's willing to consume a few family members then the least I can do is put out.
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I think there may be a convention for Grimaces....

And that bird was kinda hot....
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For the record the old guys in Cincinnati are total pervs.
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Today I just found out how much of a shallow bastard I am. I was walking to the store to get a few things, more importantly I wanted some goddamn Frosted Flakes because I craved it immensely for 2 whole weeks. I get my milk and Frosted Flakes quite happy but this fat skanky mcskank skank bitch wearing a skanky skirt with skanky Wonder Woman underwear with a box of condoms under her skanky fat buttery arms is in front of me. That was tolerable enough but the skank grabbed a skankload of Butterfingers and Take 5 bars. The skank was so stupid she did what the candy told her to do, take 5, so she did, with a big huge smile on her face. Ugly people shouldn't be allowed to smile that much.

Skank is rummaging through her skanky purse to get her money but all she found was 3 dollars. This was a long-ass line. I just wanted some Frosted Flakes, was that too much to ask?

When the cashier asked the skank if she wanted to take a few items off to just pay 1 candy bar and the condoms the skank had a fit. I got so fed up, I yelled aloud I would get that forklift from aisle 2 and take her away. I was a trooper though. Waited that 25 minutes, finally got my Frosted Flakes, and just realized what a hassle it was. She never did get all the 5 Take 5 bars like she wanted. Fat bitch couldn't even fit out the door.

Edited by Crimson, Aug 5 2009, 11:27 PM.
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For the record the old guys in Cincinnati are total pervs.
You were in Cincinnati? Where? When?

It wasn't me being a pervert.

Probably.
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Yesterday. Downtown and then over the Ohio to the Aquarium. King's Island was the goal, but then it was storming and that got screwed. I think we'll probably be heading back down on Friday to Sunday.

I hope not. I'd rather believe you didn't already have horseshoe hair and sensible shoes.
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How's the aquarium? I'm unwilling to spend money to watch fish swim in a tank.
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It was nice. The Alligator exhibit is cute and in the little bird area he got shit on and threw a fit. So, that was awesome. The penguins were amusing and behind glass so the smell was absent. I'm pretty sure one of the sharks was plotting my demise. I liked it, but I also have no issues spending all day at the zoo. It's pretty cheap so, if you have nothing else to do it's worth a walk through.

Have you done the State Fair?
Edited by Mutant Couch, Aug 7 2009, 04:00 AM.
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I'm pretty ticked.

My mom goes to see her best friend's daughter in the hospital. She has some kind of stomach illness that the doctors just can't figure out. She's been in the hospital for 3 weeks and her condition is getting worse. Anyway, I find it bullshit that in this hospital you can't park your own goddamn car. You gotta leave it to the parking attendant. My mom and her friend come out of the hospital to their car when they realized something burning. They figure it was another car so they get in and they realized the smell was coming from their car but it didn't seem like a big deal. After half hour, they got it to start miraculously, but they barely got a few feet. Smoke was starting to erupt more violently and the smell getting worse. My mom and her friend got out of the car and then just seconds later the car erupted in flames due to it being overheated to the max.

That fucking son of a bitch, cocksucking cuntback parking attendant left the goddamn car running for 2 hours. It was bad enough that the car my grandmother gave my mom is now completely gone, but the piece of shit could've killed my mother. So now my mother is a wreck, and having a nervous breakdown and I'm having to ponder how I should kill him.

Lawsuit with a can of the ass whip coming right up.
Edited by Crimson, Aug 7 2009, 04:00 AM.
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