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The Endless Talk Thread:; 4 Whateva . . .
Topic Started: Aug 23 2007, 04:03 AM (25,985 Views)
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Okay, Cowards, but if yours just involves you sitting in your room masturbating, you'll lose.

Tonight not withstanding as it was pleasant. Tomorrow I get the immense pleasure of escorting four kids to something called "Kidsapalooza." Sure, some people (pedophiles) might enjoy being in a large room with hundreds of kids yelling. I, however do love children in the healthy sort of way and can realize that the event is actually a very demented person's attempt to create an actual hell.

Then it will only get worse as all four will then come home with me for the night. Oh, and three are girls. Which means, not only do I have to listen to really horrible music to please them, but engage in what they refer to as a "Pretty Princess Dance Party." I always get the privilege of being the boy so I get to twirl them all. As if that's not enough fun there will be begging until I give in and let them play with my make up. It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't get more pleasure out of putting it on me then themselves. I always end up looking like a hooker with issues with motor control. It's lots of fun answering the door in such a state. Then there's movie time. Barbie movies are a particular favorite. On the plus side, it does give one an appreciation for female infanticide.
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In case this ever comes up for anyone, you cannot trust a man in a bedazzled sombrero.
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Unfortunely I recently found myself unemployed. But that itself isn't the worst part. The worst part is I have now been roped into looking after my neighbours tweeny kids when she goes out. Which led to me having to sit through all three High School fucking Musicals!
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I feel for you. I haven't had to deal with High School Musical, but I have sat through enough Hannah Montana to understand how horrid that would be. Plus, Camp Rock, multiple times. I also know far more about the Jonas Brothers than anyone my age should know. We could swap kids. They probably wouldn't survive the shipping and thus solve both our problems. After they hit five kids become real assholes.
Edited by Mutant Couch, May 12 2009, 02:48 AM.
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Apr 28 2009, 03:17 AM
Unfortunely I recently found myself unemployed. But that itself isn't the worst part. The worst part is I have now been roped into looking after my neighbours tweeny kids when she goes out. Which led to me having to sit through all three High School fucking Musicals!
Holy fuck, that's horrible to hear mate.

Here's hoping you can find another job soon dude.
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Driving on the left side of the road goes against every natural instinct in the body. The national speed limits are also at least 20mph too high, and I hate whoever it was that decided to let my nearby roads be laid out by a four-year old with a crayon.


Also, modern cars look like giant metallic lumps of shit.
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Driving is so much more fun than cycling. I think it's the sense of power. I can only really kill hedgehogs, and even then I'll come out of it with a flat tyre. But in a car I could take down a badger... maybe even a small fox.
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I think I'm gonna buy you a truck.
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May 25 2009, 11:42 PM
Maybe you two should discuss them. While you're at it you could explain to him that being polite isn't always wanted.
Hmmm... he doesn't manhandle you enough?
Or are you just trying to be more of a feminist?

Should we take this to another thread while we're at it?


I think he's more interested in watching than participating. He's keen on spanking, though. Which is great. I haven't been able to talk him into restraints again. I kind of forgot to warn him that I bruise easy and it looked a bit bad the next day. He didn't find it as amusing as I did.


Hardly. Nazi-feminists would be ashamed of me. I see nothing unappealing in a June Cleaver existence.
Edited by Mutant Couch, May 26 2009, 02:22 PM.
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Well the bruising part may be an easy fix depending on what you're using and the positions. I'd definitley recommend socks or some other padding if you're talking police issue handcuffs or the like as well as any kind of suspension style.
Funny thing about rope... the more you use, the less likely it'll leave a mark. More surface area means less pressure by just a few coils.
Leather straps and buckles are least likely to leave anything, but they're kinda boring for me. I enjoy the effort that goes into some fine rope work.

Or just use plastic wrap/ace bandages for certain activities.
Edited by frighty, May 26 2009, 04:11 PM.
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Hey frighty? Which is better, the police issue handcuffs or the fuzzy kind?
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Visually, the police style double-locking cuffs are great but unless the girl has a positive reaction to pinching wrist skin, padded cuffs are probably more comfortable. That's really what most girls in the situation want anyway... comforting restraint.

I've only really felt the real thing though and it only bothered me because the damn squad car backseats are so fucking small.
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Funny thing about rope... the more you use, the less likely it'll leave a mark. More surface area means less pressure by just a few coils.


Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. We went with nylon rope. It seemed practical and he did brag about being a Boy Scout. He'll come around.
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Funny thing about rope... the more you use, the less likely it'll leave a mark. More surface area means less pressure by just a few coils.


Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. We went with nylon rope. It seemed practical and he did brag about being a Boy Scout. He'll come around.
Nylon's just about the easiest choice because it's so readily available and no one really thinks anything of it when you buy 300 ft at Walmart.

Eventually, if it's something you two really enjoy, I hope you try shibari hemp rope. It's the go-to for most enthusiasts.
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I hate the fact that I don't really know that much about knots. Seems to me that the tying up process would take me too long...

Course I'm more of a spanker anyhow...
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Some images...won't erase.
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Just watch the hot tub scene from About Schmidt. It should erase all visuals of anyone on here having sex. Although, I'm quite insulted by your disgust.
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Joker spanking people isn't disgusting?
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