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The Endless Talk Thread:; 4 Whateva . . .
Topic Started: Aug 23 2007, 04:03 AM (25,988 Views)
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So.. what's all this non-sense about /b/ having a tumor and how it's not about getting epic GETs anymore?
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The "/b/ has changed" thing is quoting the intro to MGS4, "war has changed", Old/b/ = Oldsnake and "this is our final mission", all aluding to Metal Gear Solid.

It's all, probably, bullshit. m00t's fucking around, I guess. And everyone is posting the "Final Roll Calls", "Final Gets" and "Final blah" threads, which isn't very chemotherapuetic towards the state of /b/.
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I was figuring the concept was based around MGS4, especially since it had the same music in the background. But yeah, I'm think it's probably just the mods trolling everyone, but still, it'll be interesting to see what this whole "boston common. park street. 7 pm" thing is.
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Jun 19 2008, 07:02 AM
I was figuring the concept was based around MGS4, especially since it had the same music in the background. But yeah, I'm think it's probably just the mods trolling everyone, but still, it'll be interesting to see what this whole "boston common. park street. 7 pm" thing is.

They haven't revealed that yet?

I heard it was something to do with the Celtics winning the Playoffs, but I'll wait till something actually happens.
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Okay, so as I had little better to do while waiting for my cousins to get finished with their rides at the carnival I was roped into taking them to, at a church naturally, I conversed with a couple other women. They apparently were not interested in my genius plan to end our occupancy in Iraq, that may or may not have involved a Tarantula hold and green mist. So, for reasons I fear questioning, the subject took a natural turn towards men. It's always nice knowing that my sex has little better to discuss than the opposite. Anyway, one of them mentioned how they like a guy that cries. I'm forced to imagine a an saying that same thing, substituting the guy portion of it. I then realized how incredibly creep it is to say something like that. It really didn't change views on the subject, because I of course am not attracted to people with genuine human emotions (androids are hot.) Let alone someone that doesn't realize crying is best left to a dark quiet room filled with shame.

I don't know why I'm sharing this outside of being tired and having little else better to do. There's also not being able to say this aloud, because it apparently means I'm stuck in a different time and dislike sensitive men. Well, and there is a pretty good chance I usually respond to that claim with a very distasteful spousal abuse joke and have been informed they are not only unfunny, but insensitive too.

Oh, also I'm curious if anyone has had a female say that to you. If so is it as creepy as I'm picturing and did she end up locking you in a basement or maybe tying you to a bed and attempting to make you write a novel in her presence? Nextlevel, feel free to answer from the female perspective.

I feel I should add that the women were definitely middle-aged and the elastic on their pants had seen less stressful days. That has little to do with anything, but I just didn't want you guys picturing MILFs.
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Jun 21 2008, 09:00 AM
Oh, also I'm curious if anyone has had a female say that to you. If so is it as creepy as I'm picturing and did she end up locking you in a basement or maybe tying you to a bed and attempting to make you write a novel in her presence? Nextlevel, feel free to answer from the female perspective.

Well, I would but I don't have a basement.
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If most women are like the women I know, you're much better off being a jerk than sensitive. Take comfort in your normalcy in this area.
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When women say that they like men who are sensitive enough to cry, they either haven't thought it through or they're picturing Kiefer Sutherland in that famous 24 scene where he sobs in his car. What they get is some scrawny loser who writes poetry on his arms.

Women love a man like me, who can fake sensitivity, could beat up everyone in the room if I felt inclined, and is superintelligent without making them feel stupid. If they could get me to cry like they say they want me to they'd feel like their world was coming to an end and quickly change their minds, like women do. Fortunately, I have never cried.
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I never liked sensitive women. There was one girl who was perfect in every way except she had such problems with mood swings, and it's apparently "insensitive" to try and cheer them up when their feeling down.
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If most women are like the women I know, you're much better off being a jerk than sensitive. Take comfort in your normalcy in this area.

I think it's a matter of finding the line between the two. I'm kind of a jerk myself, so a really sensitive guy just wouldn't make sense for me. I'm sure that more than that for most women it's a matter of the "jerks" coming off as more charming and self-confident initially. Also, the "nice guys" are more willing to put themselves in a position to being walked on or a situation that a female friend would suffice, hence the friend zone.

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Jun 22 2008, 04:32 PM
When women say that they like men who are sensitive enough to cry, they either haven't thought it through or they're picturing Kiefer Sutherland in that famous 24 scene where he sobs in his car. What they get is some scrawny loser who writes poetry on his arms.

That's too true. They are also the same guys that are forcing people to listen to their terrible attempts at playing an acoustic guitar while raping a Tom Petty song. They can't quit after that, nope, they then have to sing some really depressing and shockingly bad self-written song. Giving you creepy glances in between them closing their eyes and swaying their head, as if they are allowing you in on something particularly poignant, is apparently very necessary. These same guys self-identify as nice guys, but really do little else but complain how women only like assholes without realizing, maybe women just don't like whiny, insecure stalkers. They are also really into hand holding for some reason and they might steal your underwear.

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Women love a man like me, who can fake sensitivity, could beat up everyone in the room if I felt inclined, and is superintelligent without making them feel stupid. If they could get me to cry like they say they want me to they'd feel like their world was coming to an end and quickly change their minds, like women do. Fortunately, I have never cried.


You forgot modest.
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No joke, there's a heavyset guy at work named Peter with brown hair, glasses, and a cleft chin. I was tempted to bring it up, but the poor guy's probably had to hear about it enough already.
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On the topic of physical appearance. I have now seen the pictures of Matt Damon in character for whatever movie. I'm quite displeased with the person that sent them. More than that though, the extra weight is nothing, I like chubby guys, but the mustache and hair-do are horrible. Who does he expect me to picture while in the process of procreating in the future?
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Jul 6 2008, 12:29 AM
On the topic of physical appearance. I have now seen the pictures of Matt Damon in character for whatever movie. I'm quite displeased with the person that sent them. More than that though, the extra weight is nothing, I like chubby guys, but the mustache and hair-do are horrible. Who does he expect me to picture while in the process of procreating in the future?

What are yer talking about?
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He's clearly a dick for not letting that role go to Philip Seymour Hoffman.
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If most women are like the women I know, you're much better off being a jerk than sensitive. Take comfort in your normalcy in this area.

I think it's a matter of finding the line between the two. I'm kind of a jerk myself, so a really sensitive guy just wouldn't make sense for me. I'm sure that more than that for most women it's a matter of the "jerks" coming off as more charming and self-confident initially. Also, the "nice guys" are more willing to put themselves in a position to being walked on or a situation that a female friend would suffice, hence the friend zone.

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Jun 22 2008, 04:32 PM
When women say that they like men who are sensitive enough to cry, they either haven't thought it through or they're picturing Kiefer Sutherland in that famous 24 scene where he sobs in his car. What they get is some scrawny loser who writes poetry on his arms.

That's too true. They are also the same guys that are forcing people to listen to their terrible attempts at playing an acoustic guitar while raping a Tom Petty song. They can't quit after that, nope, they then have to sing some really depressing and shockingly bad self-written song. Giving you creepy glances in between them closing their eyes and swaying their head, as if they are allowing you in on something particularly poignant, is apparently very necessary. These same guys self-identify as nice guys, but really do little else but complain how women only like assholes without realizing, maybe women just don't like whiny, insecure stalkers. They are also really into hand holding for some reason and they might steal your underwear.

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Women love a man like me, who can fake sensitivity, could beat up everyone in the room if I felt inclined, and is superintelligent without making them feel stupid. If they could get me to cry like they say they want me to they'd feel like their world was coming to an end and quickly change their minds, like women do. Fortunately, I have never cried.


You forgot modest.

Couldn't agree more. Women don't like jerks, they like confident guys with something to offer them. The problem is that most women like these guys and as a result, there is no shortage of women for them and as a result, they become jerks simply because they can get away with it. They know they can treat a woman however they like and if she doesn't like it, then another girl will be coming along.

That's the thing about the nice guy, any guy who is called 'nice' as the primary adjective to describe him probably doesn't really have any other qualities that a woman would be interested in. He's not the funny guy, or the artistic guy, or even the sensitive guy (which I do think some girls, not all though, are interested in). He's nice, which is often a replacement word for a guy who isn't a jerk but also doesn't possess any qualities that attract the opposite sex. On top of that, I would imagine that nice is just a cover word for boring, like saying the old joke of calling an ugly person's face 'having great personality'.
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If most women are like the women I know, you're much better off being a jerk than sensitive. Take comfort in your normalcy in this area.

I think it's a matter of finding the line between the two. I'm kind of a jerk myself, so a really sensitive guy just wouldn't make sense for me. I'm sure that more than that for most women it's a matter of the "jerks" coming off as more charming and self-confident initially. Also, the "nice guys" are more willing to put themselves in a position to being walked on or a situation that a female friend would suffice, hence the friend zone.

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Jun 22 2008, 04:32 PM
When women say that they like men who are sensitive enough to cry, they either haven't thought it through or they're picturing Kiefer Sutherland in that famous 24 scene where he sobs in his car. What they get is some scrawny loser who writes poetry on his arms.

That's too true. They are also the same guys that are forcing people to listen to their terrible attempts at playing an acoustic guitar while raping a Tom Petty song. They can't quit after that, nope, they then have to sing some really depressing and shockingly bad self-written song. Giving you creepy glances in between them closing their eyes and swaying their head, as if they are allowing you in on something particularly poignant, is apparently very necessary. These same guys self-identify as nice guys, but really do little else but complain how women only like assholes without realizing, maybe women just don't like whiny, insecure stalkers. They are also really into hand holding for some reason and they might steal your underwear.

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Women love a man like me, who can fake sensitivity, could beat up everyone in the room if I felt inclined, and is superintelligent without making them feel stupid. If they could get me to cry like they say they want me to they'd feel like their world was coming to an end and quickly change their minds, like women do. Fortunately, I have never cried.


You forgot modest.

Couldn't agree more. Women don't like jerks, they like confident guys with something to offer them. The problem is that most women like these guys and as a result, there is no shortage of women for them and as a result, they become jerks simply because they can get away with it. They know they can treat a woman however they like and if she doesn't like it, then another girl will be coming along.

That's the thing about the nice guy, any guy who is called 'nice' as the primary adjective to describe him probably doesn't really have any other qualities that a woman would be interested in. He's not the funny guy, or the artistic guy, or even the sensitive guy (which I do think some girls, not all though, are interested in). He's nice, which is often a replacement word for a guy who isn't a jerk but also doesn't possess any qualities that attract the opposite sex. On top of that, I would imagine that nice is just a cover word for boring, like saying the old joke of calling an ugly person's face 'having great personality'.

In truth, I don't think most women know exactly what they want. I think there's a large number looking for a 100% good guy (which doesn't exsist). This is why they get rid of guys that are like 95-98% good, and then end up with a 70% guy hoping he gets an upgrade.

I think that the important thing to remember is, as cliche as it is, you should always be yourself, because if you are anyone else, she will fall in love with what you presented, not what you actually are. You should want someone to love you for you, and that does exsist, even though it may be hard to find.

Patience, while being one of life's hardest virtues to learn, is one that pays off in the end. My mom and stepdad knew each other (and were good friends) since the 6th grade, and they just got married last week and the both of them are in their 40s.

Sometimes you just have to wait.
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