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The Endless Talk Thread:; 4 Whateva . . .
Topic Started: Aug 23 2007, 04:03 AM (25,994 Views)
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Skittles Adverts - Serious Business.
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After seeing that Skittles commercial with the guy who touches anything turn it into Skittles. I've been wondering If he turn another person into Skittles and he or another person ate them would that count as some version of cannibalism?

Lord only knows; but that would be one of the most bittersweet afflictions one could ever suffer from . . .

Not if you met [Insert Random Babe Here]. Although it would bring a new meaning to the phrase "eating her out".

That's what I'm trying to get at, C. You would never be able to have a normal life, as almost everything one can do involves touching something, or someone else.

You wouldn't even be able to pull the trigger to the handgun that you somehow came across in order to end your own life, which would just be hell on Earth . . .

Methinks you're getting a little too involved in a candy advertisement.

Methinks that the drugs force my mind to wander on occasion . . .

But in all seriousness, that would suck really bad. Unless you were craving some skittles, in which case it would be the best thing that ever happened to you . . . until eventually coming to the realization that you would never be able to live normally for the rest of your days.

Imagine if he tried to masturbate.

That's exactly what I'm trying to get at. You wouldn't be able to do anything for yourself, which would pretty much defeat the purpose of living . . .

That's exactly why King Midas is still far better. Although, the Skittles guy might be more fun to see in prison or a POW camp or something.
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After seeing that Skittles commercial with the guy who touches anything turn it into Skittles. I've been wondering If he turn another person into Skittles and he or another person ate them would that count as some version of cannibalism?

Lord only knows; but that would be one of the most bittersweet afflictions one could ever suffer from . . .

Not if you met [Insert Random Babe Here]. Although it would bring a new meaning to the phrase "eating her out".

That's what I'm trying to get at, C. You would never be able to have a normal life, as almost everything one can do involves touching something, or someone else.

You wouldn't even be able to pull the trigger to the handgun that you somehow came across in order to end your own life, which would just be hell on Earth . . .

Methinks you're getting a little too involved in a candy advertisement.

Methinks that the drugs force my mind to wander on occasion . . .

But in all seriousness, that would suck really bad. Unless you were craving some skittles, in which case it would be the best thing that ever happened to you . . . until eventually coming to the realization that you would never be able to live normally for the rest of your days.

Imagine if he tried to masturbate.

That's exactly what I'm trying to get at. You wouldn't be able to do anything for yourself, which would pretty much defeat the purpose of living . . .

That's exactly why King Midas is still far better. Although, the Skittles guy might be more fun to see in prison or a POW camp or something.

At least with a touch of gold, you'd still be able to somewhat maintain your independence . . . as long as you had someone around that was still willing to feed you, of course. And if that wouldn't fly, you could always invest in a feeding tube, and merely ask that same person to oversee the function of the device for the sake of your well being. It'd be less humiliating in a pathetic, dependant sort of way. Being able to things that are already solid into solid gold would all come down to a matter of convenience, and make for some pretty sweet bar bets to boot.

Of course, the whole scenario raises an interesting question: If you were to attempt to slip a pair of gloves over your hands, and you had the Midas affliction, would the very touch of your hands against the material defeat the purpose of trying to shield the appendages in the first place by bonding them to your skin? And if you were to then touch something, would that object remain the same, or would it also change?

Would there be anything that one could do to overcome the golden touch?

Oh, and they should allow the Skittles guy to remove irreparable and cancerous limbs, as well a perform public executions. You could make a show of it, and people would definitely watch.
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Jan 28 2008, 05:21 AM
After seeing that Skittles commercial with the guy who touches anything turn it into Skittles. I've been wondering If he turn another person into Skittles and he or another person ate them would that count as some version of cannibalism?

Lord only knows; but that would be one of the most bittersweet afflictions one could ever suffer from . . .

Not if you met [Insert Random Babe Here]. Although it would bring a new meaning to the phrase "eating her out".

That's what I'm trying to get at, C. You would never be able to have a normal life, as almost everything one can do involves touching something, or someone else.

You wouldn't even be able to pull the trigger to the handgun that you somehow came across in order to end your own life, which would just be hell on Earth . . .

Methinks you're getting a little too involved in a candy advertisement.

Methinks that the drugs force my mind to wander on occasion . . .

But in all seriousness, that would suck really bad. Unless you were craving some skittles, in which case it would be the best thing that ever happened to you . . . until eventually coming to the realization that you would never be able to live normally for the rest of your days.

Imagine if he tried to masturbate.

That's exactly what I'm trying to get at. You wouldn't be able to do anything for yourself, which would pretty much defeat the purpose of living . . .

That's exactly why King Midas is still far better. Although, the Skittles guy might be more fun to see in prison or a POW camp or something.

At least with a touch of gold, you'd still be able to somewhat maintain your independence . . . as long as you had someone around that was still willing to feed you, of course. And if that wouldn't fly, you could always invest in a feeding tube, and merely ask that same person to oversee the function of the device for the sake of your well being. It'd be less humiliating in a pathetic, dependant sort of way. Being able to things that are already solid into solid gold would all come down to a matter of convenience, and make for some pretty sweet bar bets to boot.

Of course, the whole scenario raises an interesting question: If you were to attempt to slip a pair of gloves over your hands, and you had the Midas affliction, would the very touch of your hands against the material defeat the purpose of trying to shield the appendages in the first place by bonding them to your skin? And if you were to then touch something, would that object remain the same, or would it also change?

Would there be anything that one could do to overcome the golden touch?

Oh, and they should allow the Skittles guy to remove irreparable and cancerous limbs, as well a perform public executions. You could make a show of it, and people would definitely watch.

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So: do any of the legal adults here actually plan on voting in the upcoming elections? Which districts do you all live in? http://www.govtrack.us/congress/findyourreps.xpd
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maryland%27s_...sional_district

It baffles me how many people hate George Bush yet didn't show up to vote against him. Same goes to residents of other countries, any voters?
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And if you're not personally going to vote, put one for Obama in for a concerned Brit.
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Feb 3 2008, 02:26 PM
So: do any of the legal adults here actually plan on voting in the upcoming elections? Which districts do you all live in? http://www.govtrack.us/congress/findyourreps.xpd
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maryland%27s_...sional_district

It baffles me how many people hate George Bush yet didn't show up to vote against him. Same goes to residents of other countries, any voters?

Ohio's 15th, there's nothing of interest about it on wikipedia. I do enjoy complaining far too much not to vote. Then you factor how incredibly awful and corrupt the politicians have been here in recent years, Taft left the governor's office with something like a 6% approval rating, ridiculous. So, yeah I'm pretty big on actually going and bothering to press a couple buttons and retrieving my stickers.
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Feb 4 2008, 03:04 AM
Boricua
Feb 3 2008, 02:26 PM
So: do any of the legal adults here actually plan on voting in the upcoming elections?  Which districts do you all live in? http://www.govtrack.us/congress/findyourreps.xpd
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maryland%27s_...sional_district

It baffles me how many people hate George Bush yet didn't show up to vote against him.  Same goes to residents of other countries, any voters?

Ohio's 15th, there's nothing of interest about it on wikipedia. I do enjoy complaining far too much not to vote. Then you factor how incredibly awful and corrupt the politicians have been here in recent years, Taft left the governor's office with something like a 6% approval rating, ridiculous. So, yeah I'm pretty big on actually going and bothering to press a couple buttons and retrieving my stickers.

Yup, nothing worse than coming off as a hypocrite. Your districts got a +1 slant towards the GOP, according to the Cook Index: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cook_Partisan...sional_District
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This is one of the coolest things ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz9kZh8PNVM

Just imagine an army of these things.
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Guess who now apparently suffers from Alcoholism?

You pass out in some strangers once and you're suddenly given this damned label! It's... it's... Labelism!!!
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So my family's au pair suddenly bailed out on us in an attempt to start a new life as an illegal resident. Ukraine must be some kind of shit country if she's so unwilling to go back and wait to apply legally as a student here. I'm pretty pissed as this dumps a bigger load on my shoulders during my transition period.
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http://www.dehp.net/candidate/index.php

It's one of those things where it matches you up with a candidate, this was prior to the field being narrowed. I didn't want to post it in the other thread and have it fill up with all results and no commentary. So, if anyone's interested it, it's not fantastic, but it's fairly short and is a little more detailed in the results.

I matched up best with Kucinich, which I already knew, but was surprised to see that nobody else was very close. Also, a little surprised that McCain was at -15 or so and apparently the only Republican opposed to torture, nice.
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Feb 14 2008, 12:53 AM
McCain was at -15 or so and apparently the only Republican opposed to torture, nice.

I would too if I went through half the shit he did.

And I tried that test and got Obama and McCain tied for first place.

17 McCain Disagreements: (4) Death Penalty, Patriot Act, Net Neutrality, Minimum Wage Increase
Unknowns/Other: (1) Same-Sex Civil Union

17 Obama Disagreements: (5) Abortion Rights, Assault Weapons Ban, Patriot Act, Iraq Withdrawal, Universal Healthcare
Unknowns/Other: (1) Torture
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To all high school students:

College has to be the biggest oxymoron I've ever been invovled in. It is the best years of your life, yet at the same time the suckiest. Enter at your own risk.
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23227651/?GT1=10856

Why don't I live in Flordia?
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What an awful article.
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Feb 19 2008, 09:14 PM

Because you don't like Nacar and mayors that ban satan?
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Because you don't like Nacar and mayors that ban satan?

Hang on. If Satan, and presumably all images of Satan, are banned in Florida, how does Tomko get work down there?
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It was only one town, likely of the backwoods variety. There's too much debauchery in Orlando, Miami, and despite the city's best efforts, Daytona Beach for them to even attempt a statewide ban.
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Is google not working for anyone else?

Anyway, last night I dreamed of the conclusion to the Flair angle. He challenges for the world title, loses, Mutoh and Chono show up and call him a failure, he gets the match restarted, then Melina shows up, insinuates herself into the match, screws Flair out of it and wins it for herself.
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