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The Endless Talk Thread:; 4 Whateva . . .
Topic Started: Aug 23 2007, 04:03 AM (26,000 Views)
Joker
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JimmyJackJericho
Dec 14 2007, 08:00 AM
I used to get really scared by that. Ironic, considering in the four hundred years she's been dead, no-one's ever reported her for harrassing boys in a bathroom. Gary Glitter must be jealous.

On another topic, I'm probably winning $9 million on the Super 7 tomorrow. I'll be getting an Audi R8, an Aston Martin DBS, and probably a Merc, but I need an SUV. Winters here will not be kind to my arsenal of awesomeness.

If you say an Escalade, I will drop the Hammer. Don Carlos II, I'm specifically looking in your direction.

H2?
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Hal P. Warren
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Dec 14 2007, 03:10 AM
JimmyJackJericho
Dec 14 2007, 08:00 AM
I used to get really scared by that. Ironic, considering in the four hundred years she's been dead, no-one's ever reported her for harrassing boys in a bathroom. Gary Glitter must be jealous.

On another topic, I'm probably winning $9 million on the Super 7 tomorrow. I'll be getting an Audi R8, an Aston Martin DBS, and probably a Merc, but I need an SUV. Winters here will not be kind to my arsenal of awesomeness.

If you say an Escalade, I will drop the Hammer. Don Carlos II, I'm specifically looking in your direction.

H2?

Don't be so provincial. The only fitting option I see is a Range Rover.
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JimmyJackJericho
Dec 14 2007, 07:00 PM
I used to get really scared by that. Ironic, considering in the four hundred years she's been dead, no-one's ever reported her for harrassing boys in a bathroom. Gary Glitter must be jealous.

On another topic, I'm probably winning $9 million on the Super 7 tomorrow. I'll be getting an Audi R8, an Aston Martin DBS, and probably a Merc, but I need an SUV. Winters here will not be kind to my arsenal of awesomeness.

If you say an Escalade, I will drop the Hammer. Don Carlos II, I'm specifically looking in your direction.

What do you mean, probably? Are you sure of this?
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A convertable is the only vehicle able to accomodate his oversized cranium.
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JimmyJackJericho
Dec 14 2007, 02:00 AM
I used to get really scared by that. Ironic, considering in the four hundred years she's been dead, no-one's ever reported her for harrassing boys in a bathroom. Gary Glitter must be jealous.

On another topic, I'm probably winning $9 million on the Super 7 tomorrow. I'll be getting an Audi R8, an Aston Martin DBS, and probably a Merc, but I need an SUV. Winters here will not be kind to my arsenal of awesomeness.

If you say an Escalade, I will drop the Hammer. Don Carlos II, I'm specifically looking in your direction.

So your dream took place in the Midwest, you say, Couch? That's right around my neck of the woods. Hmmm . . .

And as far as what fagmobile you should but, Derek, I couldn't possibly care any less. It's not like you're actually going to win, or anything, what with your life being made up of nothing but the biggest, most disappointing failures that one could ever even begin to imagine. I WILL suggest that you buy a pearl white colored Escalade, though, and throw some dubs on that bitch, despite the "threat" that the Hammer will be dropped. That way, Cowards will have something nice to look at when you're reaming him from behind.

What do you have against Escalade's, by the way? They're perfect for trolling, and hot-boxing teh hoes.
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JimmyJackJericho
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Hasta La Vista, Baby.
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BTW, JJJ, I found a gif you could use instead of the everypresent hammer (which you have yet to wield it has to be said).

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So your dream took place in the Midwest, you say, Couch? That's right around my neck of the woods. Hmmm . . .


Do you have a weird obsession with the fireman's carry? It's possible that you were Fire Ant, otherwise maybe one of Teq's partners.
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JimmyJackJericho
Dec 14 2007, 11:23 AM
Hasta La Vista, Baby.

I applaud you for finally showing some initiative, despite being a massive fucking tool; but seriously, what do you have against the Escalade that was worth banning me over?

@MC: Weirdly enough, I actually do . . .
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I specifically said no Escalades. I'm not black, and therefore don't wish to pretend to be. Plus I bet more Escalades get shot than any other vehicle.

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Perfect.
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Don Carlos
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So because I like a certain vehicle model, a certain type of music, and choose to use certain words or phrases, that means that I secretly want to be black, or something? As though there is a problem with it, or I'm the only one of, or outside my ethnicity to ever incorporate any of those practices, or take up any of those interests? Maybe you're just an asshole; in which case I could totally see where your sudden concern for being shot comes from . . .
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Why must everything be an insult with you?

Escalades are popular with rappers. Rappers are black. Rappers shoot at each other a lot.

I am a man with very little interest in the rap scene. Getting an Escalade sends out the message that I am. Thus the Spyder is a better bet.
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JimmyJackJericho
Dec 14 2007, 03:40 PM
Why must everything be an insult with you?

Escalades are popular with rappers. Rappers are black. Rappers shoot at each other a lot.

I am a man with very little interest in the rap scene. Getting an Escalade sends out the message that I am. Thus the Spyder is a better bet.

That's pretty sketchy logic, there, man. Perhaps if you had a background, or something, that would be an issue; but just because you drive an Escalade, that doesn't automatically make you more prone to shootings than someone who doesn't.

Besides; don't you live in Canada? And I have no issue with the Spyder, for it is quite bad ass.
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Spyder is more than the R8 and the DBS combined.

This may take more thought.
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JimmyJackJericho
Dec 14 2007, 03:52 PM
Spyder is more than the R8 and the DBS combined.

This may take more thought.

You can never go wrong with a Dodge Viper. At least, that's the adage that I always go by . . .
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Shootings, no, but I have heard statistics quoted that say it's one of the two ro three most likely vehicles to be stolen.

Anyway, Dobson, lots of rich white guys on this side of the pond drive Escalades, it barely registers on the wigger scale at all anymore.
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Hmmm, are you sure they're not trying to be Crunk, or to look like JT?
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You should just go for a VW van. It's guaranteed to get you laid. It's even acceptable to have a bumper sticker on the back asking for it or petrol or pot. Sure, you'd probably have to settle for more than a couple women that have ethical reasons to not shave and possibly shower. It's even more of a win if you manage to find one with a 60s paint job.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Shrovetide_Football

I must participate in this before I die.
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Dec 16 2007, 02:43 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Shrovetide_Football

I must participate in this before I die.

"There are very few rules in existence. The main ones are:
* Committing murder or manslaughter is prohibited."

Well it's a good job they pointed that out, or else I'd have never have known who not to kill!
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