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Wrestling Stories
Topic Started: Aug 3 2007, 03:55 AM (140 Views)
pathollywood
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I am Uber bored and have an idea.

Since I have written in the past my thought of wrestler's points of view, I am now talikng requests and going to make parody stories now.

ex.
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Police Report

According to Andrew J. "Test" Martin here is his report of the incident that had occured.

"I just left an ECW show, you know how tired we are after wards all exausted and fatigued. So I came to a stop-light and stopped at the change to a red light. I waited and stopped to listen to some music to help me not fall asleep, The light changed to green. Now I was driving downtown at the time. So I then turned a corner and accidently rear-ended a Grand Cherokee."

We then studied his real story and concluded in his own real words.

"I was driving along in my Corvette after a boring ECW show. I feel like shit from the end of my 'roid rage. I had just started to get a rise in the business, and suddenly Paul Levesque and Steph decided to degrade me into a Low Card worker. What dicks! I was so pissed off I turned on my radio to listen to some Celine Dion. It was "My Heart Will Go On" my favorite song. I sang along to it until the radio station dropped.

Then it got boring. I then Jucied some Roids. Fuck Yeah! The feeling of being fucked up strong was on! I swerved all over the place speeding in excess of 90 Miles Per Hour! Fuck Yeah! I was flying by cars until the rage wore of a little and I then fender fucked a damn pussy Jeep!

I got outta the car and was like fuck me upside down! Who the fuck parks in front of Fucking TTEESSTT! The owner came out and said he was going to call the police I decided to call up Vincent K. McMahon. The po-pos came and I told them VKM is going to arrive! He came by in a helicopter and yelled "Do you know who the HELL I Am?" The cops went yes and then told me and Vince that all charges are dropped the cops then left. Then I ran my fucking boot into the owners face and then yelled "PWNED BY TEST BITCH! And drove on to the next town."

This transcript was made possible by officer Pat Hollywood.
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