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iMPACT! SPOILAHS~!; Steroids and Porn do not mix...
Topic Started: Jul 31 2007, 12:15 AM (720 Views)
March Haire
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- Jim Cornette announces Cage & Styles vs. Abyss & Sting in a ladder match. If Cage's team wins they no longer have to deal with Abyss but if Abyss' team wins he gets Cage in any match he wants at Hard Justice.

- Kurt Angle is shown arriving to the building with his wife and daughter. He makes his wife carry all his titles and bags.

(1) Team 3D d. Chris Harris & Eric Young. Dustin Rhodes attacked Harris which led to 3D pinning Young after a spiked piledriver.

- Angle berates his family backstage.

(2) Chris Daniels & Senshi d. Black Machismo & Sonjay Dutt. Sabin & Shelley looked on from ringside.

- Kurt Angle visits with Dr. Nash. He accuses his wife of looking at Nash's package.

(3) Abyss & Sting d. Christian Cage & AJ Styles in a ladder match. Tomko attacked Abyss as he was climbing the ladder but Test debuted making the save.


TEST~! LADDER MATCH~! ANGLE'S FAMILY~!
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I cant believe they had Karen Angle and passed on the opportunity to show her pissing on someones face.
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marchhaire
Jul 30 2007, 08:15 PM
Test debuted making the save.

Is there anyone who has ever appeared on WWE TV that they won't hire?
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Chyna~!
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HHH!~


Not for a lack of trying though.
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If you read Hardcore Diaries they tried for Foley too.
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Ugh, Kurt's wife came out and said she'd been having an affair with Joe.
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Test? Ugh.
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Nash is so much more fun to watch than Angle. You get the feeling that Nash is just sorta goofing around, doing whatever he wants. With Angle, you think he's some dude trying to be an asshole, but it's just not his nature.
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Angle's a heel now? And Jesus fucking balls, why do people have to keep hiring Test? Has no one learned by now that this man is completely useless?!?

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They must of felt sorry after the car accident when he was fired by ECW....
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According to Andrew J. "Test" Martin here is his report of the incident that had occured.

"I just left an ECW show, you know how tired we are after wards all exausted and fatigued. So I came to a stop-light and stopped at the change to a red light. I waited and stopped to listen to some music to help me not fall asleep, The light changed to green. Now I was driving downtown at the time. So I then turned a corner and accidently rear-ended a Grand Cherokee."

We then studied his real story and concluded in his own real words.

"I was driving along in my Corvette after a boring ECW show. I feel like shit from the end of my 'roid rage. I had just started to get a rise in the business, and suddenly Paul Levesque and Steph decided to degrade me into a Low Card worker. What dicks! I was so pissed off I turned on my radio to listen to some Celine Dion. It was "My Heart Will Go On" my favorite song. I sang along to it until the radio station dropped.

Then it got boring. I then Jucied some Roids. Fuck Yeah! The feeling of being fucked up strong was on! I swerved all over the place speeding in excess of 90 Miles Per Hour! Fuck Yeah! I was flying by cars until the rage wore of a little and I then fender fucked a damn pussy Jeep!

I got outta the car and was like fuck me upside down! Who the fuck parks in front of Fucking TTEESSTT! The owner came out and said he was going to call the police I decided to call up Vincent K. McMahon. The po-pos came and I told them VKM is going to arrive! He came by in a helicopter and yelled "Do you know who the HELL I Am?" The cops went yes and then told me and Vince that all charges are dropped the cops then left. Then I ran my fucking boot into the owners face and then yelled "PWNED BY TEST BITCH! And drove on to the next town."

This transcript was made possible by officer Pat Hollywood.
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- Kurt Angle visits with Dr. Nash. He accuses his wife of looking at Nash's package.


How many times are they gonna use this joke?
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They should just give Nash all of Angle's television time, except for when it comes to yelling at kids and calling them fat, because that's just funny... young kids with eating disorders = ratings.


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Jul 30 2007, 08:48 PM
I cant believe they had Karen Angle and passed on the opportunity to show her pissing on someones face.

They're waiting for the next PPV to announce that she might be pregnant and Joe's probably the father, she will then use Angle as a human pregnancy test.
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Angle IS a walking, shriveled up Penis.
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Pat Hollywood
Aug 2 2007, 11:51 PM
Angle IS a walking, shriveled up Penis.

Is that your way of saying that it's impossible to not look at Angle's package?
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lol, even that's kinda been done.

Buff vs. D.Flair, DNA Match~!

Unshockingly, that was a Russo idea.
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Aug 2 2007, 10:53 PM
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Aug 2 2007, 11:51 PM
Angle IS a walking, shriveled up Penis.

Is that your way of saying that it's impossible to not look at Angle's package?

Hahaha just look at his bald skull...
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Was the little girl Angle's true daughter? I only question it because he kept calling her "little girl" as though he's pumped so full of painkillers, he can't remember her name.
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jerseyboybastard
Aug 3 2007, 11:45 PM
Was the little girl Angle's true daughter? I only question it because he kept calling her "little girl" as though he's pumped so full of painkillers, he can't remember her name.

Yeah it was his real daughter.
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jerseyboybastard
Aug 3 2007, 11:45 PM
Was the little girl Angle's true daughter? I only question it because he kept calling her "little girl" as though he's pumped so full of painkillers, he can't remember her name.

He is. It's really quite sad to think about.
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