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IMPACT spoilers.; Go on, just try and make sense of it.
Topic Started: Jul 17 2007, 03:40 AM (1,089 Views)
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TNA IMPACT SPOILERS
by Richard Trionfo @ 9:51:28 PM on 7/16/2007



TNA taped the next several episodes of Impact tonight at Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida:

Thursday 7/19

*Jeremy Borash tried to get word from TNA champion Kurt Angle, who is tanning, but is sent away. Borash tries to tell Angle that Jim Cornette wants to see him. Angle accused Borash is trying to see his package. Borash asked Angle about Samoa Joe having an announcement tonight. Angle said that Joe robbed him of the TNA Tag Team titles.

*XXX defeated Serotonin when XXX triple-teamed Havoc for the pin. XXX received a huge reaction and were over big-time. As XXX were leaving, Kaz attacked Martyr and Havoc with a kendo stick. He began brawling with Raven. He started to be triple-teamed but escaped and made his way to the back.

*Backstage, Borash is with Angle, who is now tanning in the opposite direction. Angle accuses Borash of trying to look at his rear end. Angle's clothes and title belts are missing and he wants to know who took them. He begins to search for his stuff, wearing only underwear.

*Team 3D came out to the announcers' table. Brother Ray took the mic and talked about the Steiners costing them the Tag titles at Victory Road and demand that the Steiners appear on Impact next week in the ring. Team 3D shove down Tenay and West. Security comes out.

*Kurt Angle was in the wrestlers' locker room, holding a meeting in his underwear, demanding to know who took his property and wanting it back. He demands to know what Shark Boy is smiling at, and attacks him.

*Kip James pinned Lance Hoyt with the Famouser. After the bout, Christy Hemme tried to low blow him, but Kip grabbed her. Roxy gives Hemme the Dominator.

*Kurt Angle goes to a room with the TNA production staff, still in his underwear and says that he doesn't care who is responsible, so he'll hurt anyone until he gets his property back. He says that he knows Samoa Joe must have taken it, but he wants everything back by the count of ten. One of the staffers tries to leave, so Angle attacks him.

*James and Christian Cage defeated Rhino and Chris Harris. Dustin Rhodes hits Harris with a chair to give Storm the win. After the match, Rhino grabs Jackie Moore for a press slam but Tomko nails him with a big boot. Storm and Cage toast their victory. Abyss comes out. Rhino chases Storm to the back, leaving Cage in the ring alone. Cage and Tomko retreat up the ramp, but Sting comes out with a bat and attacks them from behind. He sends Cage back into the ring. Cage is able to escape into the crowd, with Abyss in pursuit.

*Kurt Angle comes to the ring wearing a bathrobe and says that he has a sense of humor and he thinks it's funny that they stole his clothes and his titles. He says that he wants to know who would steal his underwear to sell it on Ebay. Samoa Joe comes out with the belts and the clothes. Joe says that he came to the ring to put the last several months behind them and start a new chapter. He gives Angle his property back and says that he wants to find out who the better of the two best wrestlers in the world really is. He challenges Angle to a title vs. title match at Hard Justice with all the belts on the line. Angle thinks about it, then shakes Joe's hand. Joe headbutts Angle (playing off their initial angle when Angle debuted at the Impact Zone last September). Joe went to get a table and set it up in the table. He tries to send Angle through the table but Angle tackles him through the table and puts on the Anklelock.

*They filmed a TNA Today segment that will air after Impact on www.TNAWrestling.com.

Xplosion:

*Jerry Lynn defeated Basham after the referee stopped the match when Basham took a bad bump and was knocked out on his feet. It didn't look to be an angle.

Impact 7/26

*Sting defeated Robert Roode in a No-DQ match. While outside the ring, Roode grabbed a chair after shoving Traci Brooks. Eric Young came to the ring wearing Sting facepaint to support Sting. Roode brought the chair into the ring but Young stole it. Sting hit the Scorpion Death Drop for the win. Sting and Young celebrated together.

*LAX defeated Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin. Sabin and Homicide were fighting on the turnbuckles. Hernandez got Sabin on his shoulders and Homicide hit an Ace Crusher off the top rope. After the match, Team 3D comes out as LAX are still in the ring. Devon takes the mic and tells LAX that this has nothing to do with them and that they already proved they can beat LAX and that they are a bunch of has beens. They demand the Steiners come out. The Steiners finally come out and Scott says that they are the ones that do the calling out. LAX leave. Scott Steiner tells Brother Ray not to say anything disrespectful about Puerto Ricans because they were the ones that saved his life when he suffered his injury in Puerto Rico. Steiner said that at one point, he was told he had five hours to live. Ray said that he doesn't know whether to cry or throw up. He tells Steiner that he was taken out "by a second rate Puerto Rican wrestler" and didn't show up at Slammiversary because he knew they would lose to 3D. He says he doesn't see a scar on Steiner's throat and says that Steiner is a liar and never was hurt and never had surgery. Steiner shows the scar. They go back and forth on the mic about championships they've held. Steiner says they were a tag team for a real company when they were in WCW. This brings out the Voodoo Kin Mafia. BG James wanted to know when they would be invited to this discussion of the greatest tag teams. Steiner tells James that when they were in the WWF, they were on top, but on top of a heap of crap. VKM and the Steiners start to brawl. Team 3D helps VKM and nail Rick Steiner with the Dudley Death Drop. LAX make the save for the Steiners.

*AJ Styles defeated Abyss in a No DQ match. They brawl through the crowd and into the bleachers. Styles did a cross body off the bleachers to the floor. Abyss chokeslammed Styles, which brought out Tomko. Abyss hit the Black Hole Slam on Styles. Tomko broke up the cover. The lights go out and Sting hits the ring to make the save. Abyss goes for a sack under the ring, but is attacked and pulled under the ring by "something." Robert Roode and Traci Brooks come to the ring and Roode attacks Sting. Abyss emerges from under the ring, cut up and bloodied. Security comes out all wearing "Cage Security" shirts as Christian Cage comes to the ring. He gets the sack and spreads broken glass out in the ring. Tomko chokeslams Sting onto the glass. AJ Styles goes under the ring and gets a sack of thumbtacks and he pours it over the glass. Tomko chokeslammed Abyss onto the pile and Styles scored the pin. After the match, the heels all celebrate in the ring.

*Jeremy Borash filmed a TNA Today segment that will air after Impact, interviewing Christian Cage.

Xplosion:

*Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin defeated Sonjay Dutt & Petey Williams.

*Jay Lethal & Eric Young defeated Martyr & Havoc.


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Kurt Angle's shit looks hilarious for all the wrong reasons. He's pretty much a massive psycho...and I can dig that.

Also, Christian's group now including Dustin Rhoades might warrant me checking TNA out for the first time in forever. Two no-DQ matches on one night might deter me though.

And their tag division looks...interesting...to say the least. I might give it a watch.
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Jul 17 2007, 03:40 AM
...wearing only underwear.

...Kurt Angle was in the wrestlers' locker room, holding a meeting in his underwear

...still in his underwear


I'll be giving it a watch too
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I must admit I enjoyed Impact, it was filled with sophomoric humor, but a lack of maturity on my part helped. Even the "are you looking at my package" jokes were amusing enough. Besides there's something oddly draws one in with Angle on a mission to find his underwear... oh and his titles too.
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Why watch TNA when I could be watching the same thing on the Cartoon Network? I gave TNA a half hour and then I flipped the channel.
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Jul 20 2007, 05:06 PM
Why watch TNA when I could be watching the same thing on the Cartoon Network? I gave TNA a half hour and then I flipped the channel.

But THEY ARE WRESTLING, remember?
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Jul 20 2007, 10:06 PM
Why watch TNA when I could be watching the same thing on the Cartoon Network? I gave TNA a half hour and then I flipped the channel.

The important thing is that you're trying.
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I forgot what time they were on.
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Jul 20 2007, 10:19 PM
jerseyboybastard
Jul 20 2007, 05:06 PM
Why watch TNA when I could be watching the same thing on the Cartoon Network? I gave TNA a half hour and then I flipped the channel.

But THEY ARE WRESTLING, remember?

Oh, yeah. I almost forgot while watching.
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What was the point of stealing Angle's clothes? It would be fine if TNA lied about being wrestling and put on GOOD sports entertainment, but don't say you are wrestling and then substitute it for crap.
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Jul 24 2007, 07:37 AM
What was the point of stealing Angle's clothes?

What's the point in not stealing Angle's clothes? B)
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Jul 24 2007, 01:43 PM
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Jul 24 2007, 07:37 AM
What was the point of stealing Angle's clothes?

What's the point in not stealing Angle's clothes? B)

Maybe if you have some sick naked Angle fetish, it's okay. I'd rather do without, though.

Personally, I have a naked Traci Brooks fetish.
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Jul 24 2007, 05:17 PM
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Jul 24 2007, 01:43 PM
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Jul 24 2007, 07:37 AM
What was the point of stealing Angle's clothes?

What's the point in not stealing Angle's clothes? B)

Maybe if you have some sick naked Angle fetish, it's okay. I'd rather do without, though.

Personally, I have a naked Traci Brooks fetish.

Me too JBB, yummy that one is.
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Y'know, this weeks wasn't that bad, but there's so many little things that are just outright stupid.

Chris Abyss playing to the crowd. Some fucking monster.

The tag division feuding over who was best in 1997, not 2007. Furthermore, the HEELS telling the FACES to get out of the ring, and the faces actually walking out.

Joe is going to lose all the titles to Angle, and look even worse because Angle is going to have to job them out back to realistic title holders. So Joe can't beat Angle, but guys beneath him on the card can.

There was a mild LOL at Nash being the doctor, but it would have been tons funnier if he'd actually said something instead of just wanting the tanning bed.
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I actually didn't like this weeks at all. It was noticeably worse than the past 5 weeks or so.
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Angle in his underwear for an hour probably scared off that precious .1 everybody has been felating TNA over.
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Jul 27 2007, 03:18 AM
I actually didn't like this weeks at all. It was noticeably worse than the past 5 weeks or so.

How do you notice?
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Jul 28 2007, 06:08 AM
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Jul 27 2007, 03:18 AM
I actually didn't like this weeks at all. It was noticeably worse than the past 5 weeks or so.

How do you notice?

You watch the fucking show.
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Jul 28 2007, 02:29 PM
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Jul 28 2007, 06:08 AM
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Jul 27 2007, 03:18 AM
I actually didn't like this weeks at all. It was noticeably worse than the past 5 weeks or so.

How do you notice?

You watch the fucking show.

No, I mean how do you notice it was worse? It's all such crap, how do you notice if its better or worse?

To me, crap is crap. Every week, Impact is like choosing between 2 bowls of shit. The only difference is the smell.
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Your posts get worse with every key you pound.
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