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Impact's improvement; It's getting better?!?
Topic Started: Jul 13 2007, 06:31 PM (767 Views)
nascarsucks
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I know many of you don't watch Impact but the last four Impacts have all been excellent shows, and good examples of what TNA should be doing with Impact. Every main event has been longer than ten minutes, they're not trying to cram everyone in the show, basically it feels like more of a wrestling program than a clusterfuck. And don't forget the comedy:

Storm (drunk): If Rhino is really gonna worry about alcohol, he can just go to AAA.
Don West: What does an auto company have to do with this?!?
Storm: They can drive him to the AA meetings.

Lynn: Sabin, I took you under my wing...
(camera goes to Sabin and Shelley, both showing their nipples)
Sabin: What's that Jerry? You took me under your wang?

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nascarsucks
Jul 13 2007, 06:31 PM
the last four Impacts have all been excellent shows

COMEDY~!
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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I suppose I'll check them out.

Err...I mean...HAHAHAHAHAYOU'RESOSTUPIDHAHAHAHAHA~!
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Improved!?! What are you smoking.

Yeah, TNA has increased the main event bout time, which is good, but have they been main events that people actually care about?

June 22th - Jay Lethal vs. Chris Sabin vs. Samoa Joe - Joe wins the X Title a mere week after Lethal wins his first title, thus killing any momentum the guy had.

June 28th - Kurt Angle vs. Christian Cage vs. Rhino - Why is Rhino even in the match and does anyone really think he has a chance? And it dominates the whole show. Do they really need an hour for this match? I don't think so.

July 5th - Quasi-main event : Team 3D vs. LAX vs. Daniels/Styles - Why the hell are they teaming up Christopher and AJ again? Are they really needed in this match? Just give me Team 3D vs. LAX.

Main? event - Jackie vs. Tracy vs. Gail - Yeah, quite the main event.

I don't even know what this week's main event was because I was busy watching Burn Notice. It's less disappointing and definitely more entertaining.

4 triple threats! That's overkill, regardless of how well they're put on.

The whole idea of titles vs. titles at Victory Road is a bad, bad idea and I'd definitely not shelling out my money for this tripe.
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nascarsucks
Jul 13 2007, 07:31 PM
Lynn: Sabin, I took you under my wing...
(camera goes to Sabin and Shelley, both showing their nipples)
Sabin: What's that Jerry? You took me under your wang?

Christ that's some shitty, immature, ridiculous, forgetable, straight-forward, obvious and generally unfunny material right there.

Showing nipples? This sketch is just far too silly.
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See, as much as this thread makes me want to watch iMPACT now, I wont because I'm afraid my sides would burst due to the sheer amount of hilarity. Nice try though.
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Jul 13 2007, 07:05 PM
nascarsucks
Jul 13 2007, 07:31 PM
Lynn: Sabin, I took you under my wing...
(camera goes to Sabin and Shelley, both showing their nipples)
Sabin: What's that Jerry? You took me under your wang?

Christ that's some shitty, immature, ridiculous, forgetable, straight-forward, obvious and generally unfunny material right there.

Showing nipples? This sketch is just far too silly.

I never thought I'd say this, but that's spot on analysis by Cowards. I wrote better material in middle school.
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nascarsucks
Jul 13 2007, 02:31 PM
Storm (drunk): If Rhino is really gonna worry about alcohol, he can just go to AAA.
Don West: What does an auto company have to do with this?!?
Storm: They can drive him to the AA meetings.

I'm watching the past week's Impact now, thought Storm's interview was pretty funny.
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Jul 14 2007, 03:59 AM
I never thought I'd say this, but that's spot on analysis by Cowards.

You're always saying "I never thought I'd say this" when you agree with me. What's your fucking problem with me Foochs.
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Jul 14 2007, 09:56 AM
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Jul 14 2007, 03:59 AM
I never thought I'd say this, but that's spot on analysis by Cowards.

You're always saying "I never thought I'd say this" when you agree with me. What's your fucking problem with me Foochs.

He loves you really :lol:
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Jul 14 2007, 09:56 AM
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Jul 14 2007, 03:59 AM
I never thought I'd say this, but that's spot on analysis by Cowards.

You're always saying "I never thought I'd say this" when you agree with me. What's your fucking problem with me Foochs.

The fact that you're actually posting in the wrestling part of the forum for one. And making good observations actually.

Anyway, saying that Impact is improving is like saying you lost the most weight at fat camp. Did you really accomplish anything?
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I really tried to catch it tonight because the Storm thing did seem amusing, but that didn't work out. I don't hold out too much hope for an extended time of improvement, if there has been one, due to it seeming that way in the past only to go further downhill than it was before. It would be nice to see them succeed, if only to further justify my marking for Christian.

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I don't even know what this week's main event was because I was busy watching Burn Notice.


You've got to be fair if Impact managed to land Bruce Campbell it would lack the disappointment factor, most likely at least.
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Sabin: What's that, Bruce? Your cockstick?
Shelly: BWAHAHAHAHAHA~!

I'll pass.
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Meh @ Joker. You're not Foochs, there's no where else to post and it's fact.

Also, I see where all of this is going - TNAttitude. The immature cock jokes, the stupidity of showing nipples and all the lolz that the idiots will get out of this: "OMG!!! HE SED WANG!!!!!!". It's clearly TNA trying to be spicy and do the most outrageous things on Television, much like, I don't know, WWF Attitude.

The problem is that it's no longer the 90s, TV is a lot more outrageous and TNA isn't big enough to make an impact (no pun, radio) on the mainstream. Nonetheless, it would be interesting to see Kurt Angle father a foot courtesy of Christy Hemme.
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I'm suprised that there was no run in at the end of the main event.
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Storm (drunk): If Rhino is really gonna worry about alcohol, he can just go to AAA.
Don West: What does an auto company have to do with this?!?
Storm: They can drive him to the AA meetings.
TNA have it on their Youtube channel, it was amusing but with TNA putting everything on Youtube there is no point in me watching it.

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Lynn: Sabin, I took you under my wing...
(camera goes to Sabin and Shelley, both showing their nipples)
Sabin: What's that Jerry? You took me under your wang?
<_< Lame.
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Having now seen the segment, I would just like to take a moment to marvel at the fact that Nash did indeed do the impossible and save that Sabin/Lynn segment. My god, the man is an unstoppable comedy machine.
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Jul 15 2007, 08:54 PM
Having now seen the segment, I would just like to take a moment to marvel at the fact that Nash did indeed do the impossible and save that Sabin/Lynn segment. My god, the man is an unstoppable comedy machine.

Nash should have his own hour long show. I'd watch that mess every single day.
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