Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome to All Wrestling Talk. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
Smackdown! Results *Spoiler*
Topic Started: Mar 7 2007, 07:25 PM (880 Views)
Deleted User
Deleted User


Credit: WrestlingObserver.com

SMACKDOWN

King Booker d. Matt Hardy
A good, longish back and forth match between these two Money in the Bank competitors. Booker wins with the scissor kick after some interference from that JEZEBEL Sharmell.

Kristal interviews Batista backstage. When did Kristal stop being evil? They show a pretty good video package of each of Undertaker's WM wins. \It's pretty insensitive to show Bossman hanging like that.

John Cena is really popular whenever he's on the tron. Too bad he won't be here!

Maryse is on screen. Elle est chaude! She welcomes us back. We didn't go anywhere, Maryse! Silly Maryse.

MVP interrupts Teddy Long looking at a magazine of those divalicious Divas. He asks for a match with Benoit at WM. Barf.

Kristal catches up with Kane backstage. He's going to wrestle Batista, and he says that. But in a CREEPY way.

Batista d. Kane
This was a clash not only of titans, but two bona fide hosses. I did not expect a catch-as-catch can mat classic from these two. What better way for Batista to prepare for the Undertaker than wrestling someone that has lost to the Undertaker dozens of times? The crowd was behind both guys; apparently they have not taken note of Batista's decreased in-ring performance since returning from injury! Fools. Another long match. Batista wins cleanly with a powerbomb out of the corner.

I notice someone with a Hurricane, Rosey and Super Stacy t-shirt. I didn't know that they were together as an entity long enough to have a t-shirt made.

The Miz is out for the inaugural edition of MizTV. Think Piper's Pit, except, well. You know. His guest is Ashley - but wait! He has another guest! Melina! This has calamity written all over it, my friends. Ashley challenges Melina to a match for the women's championship. Soon they're fighting as if they were cats, with the tough Ashleyness getting the best of Melina.

Mr. Kennedy d. C.M. Punk
Kennedy cleverly subverted his intro, saying he'll soon be known as "Mr. Money in the Bank." That guy. A real silver tongue on him. Punk doesn't get as good of a pop as I, and presumably he, hoped. Mr. Kennedy won cleanly with a hanging neckbreaker. IS PUNK BACK IN THE DOGHOUSE?

Kristal talks to Finlay, who talks about his "Pure hot Irish blood." That's some good blood.

What kind of wuss would go for the "rated" version of The Marine?

The Great Khali attacks Kane backstage while Kristal is trying to ask him who is going to win Batista/UT. Kristal is the star of this show.

Undertaker . Finlay
Dylan, I mean Little Bastard, I mean Hornswoggle (ugh) interfered, allowing Finlay to get the advantage, albeit surely an unfair one. A kid behind me says "C'mon 'Taker, you're a taker. So take it." I really never thought about it that way. The antics involving Hornswoggle (ugh) eventually backfire, leading to a chokeslam and tombstone. Finlay used to do the tombstone. It was his special move in WCW/nWo Revenge!

After the match, Batista comes out to give UT the double thumbs down. Oooh. UT gives him a throat slash AND a "I want the belt around my waist, yep, this waist right here." Batista responds with three snaps in Z formation. Haha just kidding.
Quote Post Goto Top
 
stevenUK1
Member Avatar
Upper Midcarder
[ *  *  *  * ]
Smackdown doesn't seem that good this week then, shame really, wanted to start watching Smackdown again since I haven't for a while.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Cowards
Member Avatar
BOW BEFORE HIM
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
I liked the guy who wrote that. He's my new hero.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
March Haire
Member Avatar
Jamie Lee Curtis
I'll probably miss it like I normally do, but that's a damn good write up.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Chubbs
Member Avatar
Upper Midcarder
[ *  *  *  * ]
Quote:
 
The Miz is out for the inaugural edition of MizTV.


Smackdown just got more awesome! :lol:
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Deleted User
Deleted User

Chubbs
Mar 7 2007, 08:16 PM
Quote:
 
The Miz is out for the inaugural edition of MizTV.


Smackdown just got more awesome! :lol:

Damn straight.
Quote Post Goto Top
 
Don Carlos
Member Avatar
Slick Dick Dingo
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
Cowards
Mar 7 2007, 01:32 PM
I liked the guy who wrote that. He's my new hero.

Agreed.

He was hilarious. And more entertaining than the sound of SmackDown, as an entire show, this week. I'll more than likely pass, although 'Taker/Finlay sounds quite appealing.

Oh; and I wish The Miz was dead.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Andy
Member Avatar
Main Event~!
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
+Donald $. Carlos+
Mar 7 2007, 03:19 PM
Oh; and I wish The Miz was dead.

Word up!
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Deleted User
Deleted User

+Donald $. Carlos+
Mar 7 2007, 08:19 PM
Oh; and I wish The Miz was dead.

Well then you siloing suck sir.





.... You too Andy.
Quote Post Goto Top
 
Don Carlos
Member Avatar
Slick Dick Dingo
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
NextLevel
Mar 7 2007, 02:29 PM
+Donald $. Carlos+
Mar 7 2007, 08:19 PM
Oh; and I wish The Miz was dead.

Well then you siloing suck sir.





.... You too Andy.

I'm sorry . . . "siloing"? What in God's name could that possibly mean?

Not that I actually care, or anything, as given the opportunity I would execute The Miz directly in front of you. But, nonetheless, it would be more than courteous.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
AmDrag
Member Avatar
Jobber
[ * ]
It seems ok, at least they aren't exploiting Eddie anymore. A bit off topic but does anyone know when Rey's coming back?
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
coolcool
A Member
[ *  *  * ]
The guy who wrote this is a character.

And as for Smackdown!, meh, I'll watch it.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Deleted User
Deleted User

+Donald $. Carlos+
Mar 7 2007, 08:41 PM
NextLevel
Mar 7 2007, 02:29 PM
+Donald $. Carlos+
Mar 7 2007, 08:19 PM
Oh; and I wish The Miz was dead.

Well then you siloing suck sir.





.... You too Andy.

I'm sorry . . . "siloing"? What in God's name could that possibly mean?

Not that I actually care, or anything, as given the opportunity I would execute The Miz directly in front of you. But, nonetheless, it would be more than courteous.


Siloing is going to take off like Gangbusters. Also, I like the way you emphasized "directly" in your post. Anyway, we shall agree to disagree. As I am sure the power of the Miz will eventually turn you to the light. :)
Quote Post Goto Top
 
Don Carlos
Member Avatar
Slick Dick Dingo
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
Yeah . . . don't count on that one happening any time soon, my friend.

As for Mysterio's comeback, I have no idea; but it couldn't happen any sooner, as far as I'm concerned. I miss that little guy like you wouldn't believe.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Chubbs
Member Avatar
Upper Midcarder
[ *  *  *  * ]
June or July, presumably.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Cowards
Member Avatar
BOW BEFORE HIM
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
Don, siloing is what NextLevel's father did to his mother as a means of comparison as the good feeling she got when I jubbed in the wurzel gummich last night
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
AmDrag
Member Avatar
Jobber
[ * ]
Fucking A Don, Fucking A.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Don Carlos
Member Avatar
Slick Dick Dingo
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
Rey-Rey PWNS; no ifs, ands, or buts about it. He's in my top 3 of all-time, and a guy who should be recognized for revolutionizing the business within the states (with a few others, of course) immediately upon his death . . .
B)
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
AmDrag
Member Avatar
Jobber
[ * ]
Thank fuck someone agrees with me. Usually when I go onto forums people are saying that he'd too small to hold the belt and he only got where he is by leaching off Eddie. Which of course is total bullshit.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
President Skroob
Member Avatar
Messiah of Cool
Quote:
 
Mr. Kennedy d. C.M. Punk
Kennedy cleverly subverted his intro, saying he'll soon be known as "Mr. Money in the Bank." That guy. A real silver tongue on him. Punk doesn't get as good of a pop as I, and presumably he, hoped. Mr. Kennedy won cleanly with a hanging neckbreaker. IS PUNK BACK IN THE DOGHOUSE?


Why is it that everyone always assumes Punk is "in the doghouse" when he doesn't tear down the house and annihilate his opponent each week?
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
Go to Next Page
« Previous Topic · WWE · Next Topic »
Add Reply