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The Song Review Thread; Now Listening, but with added words
Topic Started: Mar 6 2007, 08:18 AM (14,846 Views)
Don Carlos
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Soulja Boy Tell'em - "Crank That (Soulja Boy)"

This is seriously the worst thing I've ever subjected myself to, ladies & gentlemen.

I need to go take a cold shower. And I wish I was dead . . .
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Chubbs
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I need to go take a cold shower. And I wish I was dead . . .


Mainstream rap these days does that to you. Stay away Donny.
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DarthHomer
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Why's it that bad Donnie?
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DarthHomer
Aug 16 2007, 06:56 PM
Why's it that bad Donnie?

Have you listened to it?
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Don Carlos
Aug 16 2007, 09:56 PM
Soulja Boy Tell'em - "Crack That (Soulja Boy)"

This is seriously the worst thing I've ever subjected myself to, ladies & gentlemen.

I need to go take a cold shower. And I wish I was dead . . .

You found something WORSE than 50 Cent? Good lord.
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I just listened to that Chicken Noodle Soup song. Please excuse while I I'm tear out what was left of my already-impaired ear drums.
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Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls

I've never even heard of this guy until this song. I do think it's kinda catchy. But it gets way too much air time.
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Don Carlos
Aug 17 2007, 10:00 AM
DarthHomer
Aug 16 2007, 06:56 PM
Why's it that bad Donnie?

Have you listened to it?

Fortunately for us, we don't get much rap unless it makes an impact over there. What makes it bad though?
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The End by The Doors.

It's not quite the same if you're not watching it in Apocalypse Now; still good though.
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Aug 17 2007, 02:24 AM
Don Carlos
Aug 17 2007, 10:00 AM
DarthHomer
Aug 16 2007, 06:56 PM
Why's it that bad Donnie?

Have you listened to it?

Fortunately for us, we don't get much rap unless it makes an impact over there. What makes it bad though?

Take a look/read for yourself . . .

WARNING:
The "lyrics" you are about to read/skim over may prove harmful to your ears, brain pattern, thought process &/or your ability to comprehend them. Side effects include suicidal tendencies, erectile dysfunction, nausia, loose stools, and an overwhelming sense of uncleanliness that can never be truly fulfilled. If there are people around, you WILL want to hit them, so I suggest asking them to leave the room . . .

Soulja Boy Tell'em - "Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)"

Yeeeaaauu!
Soulja Boy tell 'em
Aye I got the new dance for y'all called the Soulja Boy
Yeeeaaauu!
But you gotta punch then crank back three times
From left to right
Awww yeeeaaauu!

{Chorus} x2
Soulja Boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank and watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Den superman dat hoe
Now watch me yeeeaaauu!
{Crank dat Soulja Boy}
Now watch me yeeeaaauu!
{Crank dat Soulja Boy}
Now watch me yeeeaaauu!
{Crank dat Soulja Boy}
Now watch me yeeeaaauu!
{Crank dat Soulja Boy}
Now watch me

{Verse 1}
Soulja Boy off in this hoe
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Superman dat hoe
Den watch me crank dat robocop
Super fresh
Now watch me jock
Jockin on dem haters man
When I do dat Soulja Boy
I lean to the left then crank that thang
Now yeeeaaauu!
Im jockin on your bitch ass
And if we get to fighting
Im cockin on your bitch ass
You catch me at your local party
Yes I crank it everyday
Haters gettin mad 'cause
I got me some bathin apes

{Chorus} x2
Soulja Boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank and watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Den superman dat hoe
Now watch me yeeeaaauu!
{Crank dat Soulja Boy}
Now watch me yeeeaaauu!
{Crank dat Soulja Boy}
Now watch me yeeeaaauu!
{Crank dat Soulja Boy}
Now watch me yeeeaaauu!
{Crank dat Soulja Boy}
Now watch me

{Verse 2}
Im bouncin on my toe
Watch me super soak dat hoe
I'ma pass it to Arab
Den he gon' pass it to Don Loc
{Loc}
Haters wanna be me
Soulja Boy
I'm the man
They be lookin my neck
Sayin its the rubberband man
{Man}
Watch me do it
{Watch me do it}
Dance
{Dance}
Lets get to it
{Lets get to it}
Nope you can't do it like me hoe
So don't do it like me
Folk, I see you tryna do it like me
Man dat shit was ugly!

{Chorus} x2
Soulja Boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank and watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Den superman dat hoe
Now watch me yeeeaaauu!
{Crank dat Soulja Boy}
Now watch me yeeeaaauu!
{Crank dat Soulja Boy}
Now watch me yeeeaaauu!
{Crank dat Soulja Boy}
Now watch me yeeeaaauu!
{Crank dat Soulja Boy}
Now watch me

{Hook}
I'm too clean off in this hoe
Watch me crank and watch me roll
Watch me crank that roosavelt
Den super soak dat hoe
Yeeeaaau!
Super soak dat hoe x8
Im too fresh off in this bitch
Watch me shuffle
Watch me jig
Watch me crank my shoulder work
Den superman dat bitch
Yeeeaaauu!
Superman dat bitch x5
Awww yeeeaaauu!

{Chorus} x2
Soulja Boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank and watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Den superman dat hoe
Now watch me yeeeaaauu!
{Crank dat Soulja Boy}
Now watch me yeeeaaauu!
{Crank dat Soulja Boy}
Now watch me yeeeaaauu!
{Crank dat Soulja Boy}
Now watch me yeeeaaauu!
{Crank dat Soulja Boy}
Now watch me


Needless to say, this motherfucker is downright awful. Not to mention the fact that he ruined a perfectly good beat recording this tripe . . .
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Chubbs
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Fall Out Boy - Thnks Fr Th Mrms

One of the worst songs to ever invade my eardrums. Holy shit. Fall Out Boy is everything that's wrong with the music world today.
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Thanks for that Donnie. Jesus christ, that's fucking terrible! In fact, I could probably write better lyrics than that (not probably, definitely!)

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DarthHomer
Aug 17 2007, 07:03 PM
Thanks for that Donnie. Jesus christ, that's fucking terrible! In fact, I could probably write better lyrics than that (not probably, definitely!)

Right now he's fucking awful, but he is only 16 or 17, so there's always room for improvement.
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DarthHomer
Aug 17 2007, 06:03 PM
Thanks for that Donnie. Jesus christ, that's fucking terrible! In fact, I could probably write better lyrics than that (not probably, definitely!)

My scrotum could produce better music, so I don't think you'd have any problem whatsoever . . .
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Andy
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Sublime - "Date Rape"

Sublime fucking pwns. This is possibly my favorite song of theirs (other than the great Santeria). Nowell got the idea from this song from a party after discussing how date rape was bad.

Sublime hates this song, but I have no idea why because it's awesome.
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Aug 17 2007, 10:46 PM
Sublime - "Date Rape"

Sublime fucking pwns. This is possibly my favorite song of theirs (other than the great Santeria). Nowell got the idea from this song from a party after discussing how date rape was bad.

Sublime hates this song, but I have no idea why because it's awesome.

Sublime does indeed PWN hard, young Andrew. And Santeria is quite awesome, but my favorite song of theirs is Doin' Time . . .

B)


Chubbs
Aug 17 2007, 06:10 PM
DarthHomer
Aug 17 2007, 07:03 PM
Thanks for that Donnie. Jesus christ, that's fucking terrible! In fact, I could probably write better lyrics than that (not probably, definitely!)

Right now he's fucking awful, but he is only 16 or 17, so there's always room for improvement.

Don't you dare instill that young man with a false sense of self-confidence, Chubbs. He doesn't deserve it . . .
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"More Than A Feeling" - Boston

Really catchy song, with a great riff to boot. Really getting into it for some reason...
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Aug 19 2007, 10:06 AM
"More Than A Feeling" - Boston

Really catchy song, with a great riff to boot. Really getting into it for some reason...

...is also awesome to play on Guitar Hero with it cranked loud!
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50 Cent - "I Get Money"

As much as I may despise this man, I can admit that his new single is pretty decent. Sure, the lyrics aren't anything to write home about (pun?), but the beat is incredible. Too bad it had to be wasted on someone as inferior as Mr. Jackson; and here's hoping some better artists will record different, more quality rhymes over it in the very near future . . .
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Chubbs
Aug 17 2007, 06:10 PM
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Aug 17 2007, 07:03 PM
Thanks for that Donnie. Jesus christ, that's fucking terrible! In fact, I could probably write better lyrics than that (not probably, definitely!)

Right now he's fucking awful, but he is only 16 or 17, so there's always room for improvement.

And he claimed he went to jail 10 years ago.....

When he was Seven!

Bullshit.
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