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Post Of The Day; Any post that made you cream yourself
Topic Started: Mar 6 2007, 07:03 AM (14,040 Views)
March Haire
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QUOTE (mattwwf15 @ Aug 30 2007, 09:50 PM)
QUOTE (DarthHomer @ Aug 31 2007, 01:48 AM)
QUOTE (mattwwf15 @ Aug 31 2007, 11:45 AM)
QUOTE (Pat Hollywood @ Aug 31 2007, 01:40 AM)
How old is Mr. Spot Monkey Jeff Hardy gonna be tommorow?

Its today - august 31st. Hes 30 biggrin.gif

No Matt, that's not what he meant.

You see, because of time zone differences, we're actually ahead of Americans in terms of day. So in this case, today (Friday, August 31st in Australia) would register as Thursday, August 30th in the States.

That is correct, no?

I dont think so - look at the AWT time when you post.


Posted on Aug 31 2007, 01:48 AM

So in america its 1:50am.

Here its 11:20 am - for you 11:50. That is correct, no?

You're a fucking idiot.


ANDY~
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(marchhaire @ Aug 31 2007, 02:03 AM)
Like I care about the time zone in some sheep fucking prison colony.



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Aug 30 2007, 05:59 PM
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Aug 29 2007, 10:06 PM
UPDATE:

TNA officials informed a number of wrestlers this past Monday in Orlando that the company would be moving to a weekly, two-hour, edition of iMPACT! Starting this October. There is no word on whether they will remain on SpikeTV or move to FOX. TNA has had several meetings with FOX over the last couple months. However, SpikeTV has shown its interest in continuing with Impact as they moved UFC’s The Ultimate Fighter series to Wednesday nights to make room for a two-hour Impact.

Good for them! Are they serious about it?

One Word for them:

FAIL!


PAT~! PWNS~! TNA~!
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marchhaire - August 30th
2007 @ 08:56 PM
It just now strikes me as to how sad this thread really is. By calling me out on a post I made like...two years ago, Matt has led us into the depths of unspeakable fagottry, with the conversing of timezones and "you said I was going to be pathetic two years from now...and it turns out I am!" thread openers.

Bravo, Matt. You make me wish my heart were enlarged.


It's amazing what one can miss when he steps away from the computer for 3 hours . . .

Anyway, marchhaire is my hero. Keep it up, man, and I may very well erect a bronze statue in your honor.
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Wow, Matt's thread about Faggy McFagfag's (and subsequently, Skroobs) birthday is really turning into quite the source for Lulz. Here's a stroke of genius from nascar, whose reply takes place after Matt suggested that Jeff may go into the WWE Hall of Fame:

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Top 5 signs of the apocalypse:

5. Ann Coulter is allowed to remain alive
4. Michael Moore gains a political position
3. Paris Hilton becomes an MIT Scholar
2. Faggy McFagfag  goes to the WWE HOF
1. Joker takes control of AWT


The last point (or number one) is what really sells the post. No offense to Joker.

EDIT: Just realized JJJ changed the wordfilter for J.e.f.f. H.a.r.d.y. Fantastic.
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Boricua
Aug 30 2007, 10:58 PM
marchhaire
Aug 30 2007, 11:42 PM
I didn't see V on the list.

And you won't until they start testing for Krispy Kreme and KFC.

Anyway, as the latino guy on the board, I guess that means I assume the Chavo role.

begins shopping for bandanas
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The lulz generated from the Faggy McFagfag Birthday Thread is nothing short of excellence. Here's another example of such from Boricua, who responded to Matt's comment about "I bet your gonna make a jeff birthday thread," so I did. Whats wrong with that? HHH got one"

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DO NOT COMPARE COMMON JUNKIES AND BOTCH MACHINES TO THE KING OF KINGS.


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The quote from my thread about Mickie throwing punchees & Jeff becoming 4x Intercontinental Champ. Nascarsuc - uhhhhh, Dick Jones - DICK JONES said this helarious quote:

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And how come when you decided to fuck with everyone's names, I got the gayest one?


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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After Cowards posted some Baby Porn in STAM's thread about the anime fan who got arrested for possession of baby and child porn, I mentioned how that image made me sick, and throw up. Cowards, being the total /b/tard that he is, replied with the following:

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Pics or it never happened


I'll admit that I laughed, but what he posted isn't funny at ALL.
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Boricua asked specially for a movie that's trippy, wacky, bizarre, gratuitously sexual, or some combination of all of the above. Matt suggested the Dirty Sanchez movie, his justification being that it involves all that, plus more. Mar...I mean Bob Morton's reply?

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You should be shot in the penis


BOB MORTON!~
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Sep 7 2007, 12:59 PM
I don't get it, they appear to be vampires, but they're out in the sun. Does urinating on each other allow vampires to be out during daylight hours?
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Am I the only one who finds it awesome that cinemas are currently showing previews for films named "Hitman" and "Heartbreak Kid" at the same time?
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Clarence Boddicker
Sep 10 2007, 07:27 PM
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Sep 8 2007, 08:16 PM
When Pesci stabbed that guy with a pen, I felt inspired.

Shit son, I've been stabbed with a pen.
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Carl
Sep 10 2007, 09:11 PM
Anyone feel like eating some roast beef when seeing Mickie?.




....... Just me.


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Of's reply to Lucifer's comment about the Ruby World Cup (which was: "Of, go back to watching grown men grunt , srcum and tackle over a oval shaped ball if thats really your thing"), was met with the following quote of awesome:

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Lucifer, you're on a wrestling board. Just saying.
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Jok...I mean Pamela Anderson's vag had the following to say. During today's Raw Live Thread, he made this statement about Melina which caused much lulz (especially out of Hardcore).

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And one day Melina is gonna break her panooch doing that entrance
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DarthHomer
Sep 18 2007, 01:10 AM
Jok...I mean Pamela Anderson's vag had the following to say. During today's Raw Live Thread, he made this statement about Melina which caused much lulz (especially out of Hardcore).

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And one day Melina is gonna break her panooch doing that entrance

...oh my
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JJJ made a true to life comment in the 'RAW is dropping in ratings' thread

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but that's because they only people watching iMPACT are stupid and poor.


:lol: Its funny coz its true!
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Sep 19 2007, 06:48 PM
JJJ made a true to life comment in the 'RAW is dropping in ratings' thread

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but that's because they only people watching iMPACT are stupid and poor.


:lol: Its funny coz its true!

...oh my
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Although I usually have nothing but disdain for discussions on ratings, this was something special by Derek, especially because Dick Jones curled into a ball immediately afterwards.

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Oh, your fagginess gives me mad strength.

RAW on 9/3 drew a 3.64 rating and 5.34 million viewers. USA is now available in 96 million homes, so total viewership should be way up even if ratings stay the same.

RAW on 8/27 (Sci-Fi) drew a 3.21 rating and 4.1 million viewers.

So you'll notice that although it only went up .45, they actually went up by 20%.

Furthermore, the week before that was a 3.8 rating with 5.3 million viewers. This one is possibly erroneous, as it did the same quarters and same demos as the week before.

Previous to those two - 3.81 with a 5.27 viewership. Higher share, lower viewership.

But LOOK. A 3.8 rating one week has more viewers than a 3.64 two weeks later. A ten percent decrease in viewership can mean anything depending on a weekly basis. Holding the share up and spouting off about the dip shows how fucking ill-informed you are.

Your continued jibba-jabba is frankly tiring. Looking up simplistic numbers and doing basic maths and then waving it around like you're a fucking genius would be fine, except you didn't bother to do the research behind it.

FACTS > BULLSHIT

YOU = BIG FAG

FACTS > BULLSHIT > BIG FAGS
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