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Post Of The Day; Any post that made you cream yourself
Topic Started: Mar 6 2007, 07:03 AM (14,042 Views)
Don Carlos
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MutantCouch in the "Spike Comes Down On TNA" thread:

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This kangaroo thing could be interesting. It would be a good chance for Universal to get in there and poke fun at Disney, Stomper vs. a cheap Mickey Mouse knockoff costume. That and the whole thing is so ridiculous that there's no way for it to actually fail.

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Spike TV came down on TNA due to several incidents of men beating up women on their programming.


That's so unfair. What if the woman was asking for it, like she forgot to put away the dishes or something? They cannot possibly expect for that to be overlooked.


Yet another reason why I love you so, MC. Rock on.

:D

PS: I await your answer to my Kurt-Angle-Is-The-Ladder-Match challenge . . .[/center]
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Chubbs
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mattwwf15
May 18 2007, 08:05 AM
Don, clearly thre is a mistake in this list......you have Jeff Hardy AFTER Randy Orton..........I want whatever you're smoking......


And the response...

OfLegend
May 18 2007,
As if you could handle Bill's cock.
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janedoe95
May 20 2007, 01:24 AM
Yay!
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Chubbs
May 22 2007, 02:50 AM
Next Level owns this live thread.



Turns out I am that shallow.
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+Donald $. Carlos+
May 22 2007, 09:22 PM
The fact that there are people out there who truly believe that TNA is better than the WWE, of that Impact is better than RAW (for the sake of this poll), is such a complete & total mindfuck that not even the copious amount of drugs can help me comprehend it.  I mean, seriously; having to watch WCW 2.0 for 5 minutes is equivalent to having sex with a puddle of your own vomit for 6 straight hours.  I have no idea how people can stomach such unadulterated shit.

2nd would be anything involving Shawn Michaels, and 3rd is the brilliant addition made by our friend Cowards.  I actually heard people clapping for Khali last night after his confrontation with Cena, which is a gesture so obscenely hypocritical that it makes me want to go on a mass murdering spree with nothing but a pair of scissors.  It's fucking deplorable . . .



Theres at least five or six quotes from that passage that I will be using in conversations for the next two weeks at least.
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coolcool
May 29 2007, 10:48 PM
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Get your son a Jeffrey Dahmer. They're oh, so collectable and now come with FIVE different phrases!

:lol:
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janedoe95
May 31 2007, 12:46 AM
My doctor informed me that I'm incapable of having children.  Something to do with being 'a danger to them', or some shit.  <_<   
I mean Gawd, for what other reason would someone buy a rifle if not to scare children off your lawn??
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During the replay, Khali's hand was on Cena's crotch.

CAMEL CLUTCH~!
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Lance
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A few days late, but I nominate any of JJJ's posts concerning the Unbreakable three way, followed closely by marchhaire's essay on the subject.
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OfLegend
Jun 5 2007, 08:31 PM
One of them's a tool who is famous for mindlessly self harming on television for the pleasure of millions of depraved brain-dead individuals, and the other one is Steve-O.
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Jun 6 2007, 12:40 AM
OfLegend
Jun 5 2007, 08:31 PM
One of them's a tool who is famous for mindlessly self harming on television for the pleasure of millions of depraved brain-dead individuals, and the other one is Steve-O.

Ditto.
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marchhaire
Jun 5 2007, 08:42 PM
Andy_3:16
Jun 6 2007, 12:40 AM
OfLegend
Jun 5 2007, 08:31 PM
One of them's a tool who is famous for mindlessly self harming on television for the pleasure of millions of depraved brain-dead individuals, and the other one is Steve-O.

Ditto.

Ditto (x2)
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sryans
Jun 6 2007, 01:20 AM
marchhaire
Jun 5 2007, 08:42 PM
Andy_3:16
Jun 6 2007, 12:40 AM
OfLegend
Jun 5 2007, 08:31 PM
One of them's a tool who is famous for mindlessly self harming on television for the pleasure of millions of depraved brain-dead individuals, and the other one is Steve-O.

Ditto.

Ditto (x2)

Ditto (x3)

I didn't want to laugh, because I don't have anything against Jeff Hardy, but seeing that, my brain just reacted and I had to laugh.
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Lance
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mattwwf15
Jun 20 2007, 01:36 AM
nascarsucks
Jun 20 2007, 12:56 AM
  "Now you too, can eat breakfast like the Champ!"

"Try all our flavors!"

-Fruity FU!
-Strawberry STFU!
-Five moves of Peach!
-Five Knuckle Shuffle Grape!
-Spinner Belt Blueberry!
-And Self-Explanatory Vanilla!


"Cena: I only became the champ by eatin' my yogurt. Buy some today!"

*Luger comes in*

"Luger: BUY THE DAMN YOGURT!"


Lame.
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Teq
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Tyler Durden
Jul 1 2007, 04:15 PM
In terms of hasbro's they are all loose but I have the following :

1990 Jake ''The Snake'' Roberts (No snake)
1990 Ravishing Rick Rude
1990 Macho Man Randy Savage
1991 Ultimate Warrior (Purple Pants)
1991 Typhoon
1991 Brutus ''The Barber'' Beefcake (No scissors)
1991 Mr Perfect
1991 Greg ''The Hammer'' Valentine
1991 Marty Jannety
1991 Ultimate Warrior (White Pants)
1991 Macho King Randy Savage (No crown though)
1991 Hacksaw Jim Duggan
1991 Million Dollar Man Ted Dibese (Green Suit, no belt)
1992 Bret Hart
1992 Brian Knobbs
1993 Nailz
1993 Tatanka
1993 Sid Justice
1993 Repo Man#
1993 Hulk Hogan
1993 IRS
1993 Jim ''The Anvil'' Neidhart
1993 Virgil
1993 The Model Rick Martel
1994 Doink The Clown (Minus most of his hair as I cut it off in a barber match when I was a young lad)


Real small loose figures of Owen Hart, HBK, Sid, Bret Hart and Vader also.

Hope that clears up my hasbro collection Teq and anyone else interested.

Hilarious.
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Some idjut on YouTube:

"I would like to point out it could have been a double murder suiside without Benoit doing it."

So many lols, so little time.
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Wow, so i fell down the snowy hill and the avalanche hit, i don't know when it happened but it happened, i've just been floating, almost as if the snow had begun to melt, i was happy floating there, but i hit the rock, i began to climb it, i never fell, i just walked though, singing the song that needs to be sung, i saw lights, i got them, it made me stronger, now Foochs guided me to the top, i am once again enlightened. I wasn't listening, now i am. Everyone stand up, shout I'VE BEEN LOOKING BUT NOT LISTENING! Now you know, and listening gave me what i wanted, i song to sing, it broke the cloudy glass, now it's clear, i reached the top. I was one called a reincarnation, as was Foochs, he's been busy since he was three, now he's all grown up. he's a miniture yoda but could kick his ass. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BY OCTOBER ALL WILL BE WELL!!!!

Love & Peace


Post of the YEAR.
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DarthHomer
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Both taken from my GAB Live Thread:

mattwwf15
 

Not necessarily. A ladder match does not always ensure awesomeness...just most of the time.


and

DarthHomer
 

Oh sweet Jesus Christ, what the hell kind of decision was that!?
Next Level = A FANTASTIC one!
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Cowards
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Nice ego.
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Fuckin' WWE...
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Cowards
Jul 25 2007, 07:59 PM
Nice ego.

All coincidence mate.
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