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Post Of The Day; Any post that made you cream yourself
Topic Started: Mar 6 2007, 07:03 AM (14,043 Views)
Don Carlos
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I don't really have a post of the day, but I nominate the quote in Of's sig regardless:

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"Hulk Hogan - Another reason I pray FOR NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST WITHIN ONE MINUTE! BECAUSE THIS FUCKING PITUITARY RETARD WALKS THE FUCKING PLANET. "I'm the Hulk!" You're a fucking retard, okay? Case closed. "He's a retard who makes more money than you!" Uh-hoo hoo hoo hoo hooo! IS THAT ALL IT IS, FUCKIN' MONEY TO YOU PEOPLE?"
- Bill Hicks


:D

Fucking awesome. In which set did that come from, if you don't mind me asking . . .[/center]
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Joker
Apr 26 2007, 11:32 PM
Ryan "The Rhyno" Edwards
Apr 26 2007, 06:21 AM
Joker
Apr 24 2007, 11:04 PM
BTW shouldn't you have run away by now?

Should you have had a heartattack by now?

More like 4



Bit late, fuck it.
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President Skroob
Apr 30 2007, 11:16 PM
Nihilus
Apr 30 2007, 10:10 PM
So Khali was jealous of Edges tights & hair.

Makes sense. Have you seen Khali's tights and hair lately? He looks like he's from some third world country, Michigan or something.


Skroobkins using logic
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MutantCouch
Apr 30 2007, 11:30 PM
President Skroob
Apr 30 2007, 11:16 PM
Nihilus
Apr 30 2007, 10:10 PM
So Khali was jealous of Edges tights & hair.

Makes sense. Have you seen Khali's tights and hair lately? He looks like he's from some third world country, Michigan or something.


Skroobkins using logic

Figured you would like that MC.
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Lance
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+Donald $. Carlos
+Apr 28 2007, 08:04 PM
I don't really have a post of the day, but I nominate the quote in Of's sig regardless:

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"Hulk Hogan - Another reason I pray FOR NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST WITHIN ONE MINUTE! BECAUSE THIS FUCKING PITUITARY RETARD WALKS THE FUCKING PLANET. "I'm the Hulk!" You're a fucking retard, okay? Case closed. "He's a retard who makes more money than you!" Uh-hoo hoo hoo hoo hooo! IS THAT ALL IT IS, FUCKIN' MONEY TO YOU PEOPLE?"
- Bill Hicks


:D

Fucking awesome. In which set did that come from, if you don't mind me asking . . .[/center]

It was a one-off, I believe. He was facing a tough crowd in Pittsburg, one of whom identified himself as a "wrestling manager" when his phone wouldn't stop going off. It being right in the middle of the steroid controversy, Hicks then entered into a tirade of abuse regarding Hulk Hogan.

I actually preferred it when he started talking about "Hulk's special love hold," but this seemed more fitting in the context of AWT at the moment.
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I am the Walrus. Now shut up.


LOL, OF~!
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QUOTE (Boruica @ May 5 2007, WWE Changing Direction thread)

2 hours is just fine.

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Their goal is make the needed changes to upgrade their image in hopes to attract more upscale advertising.


Oh Dear, hopefully Vince doesn't take this one too far:

Returning from commercial break, Ric Flair, Triple H and Shawn Michaels are seated in ornate chairs, dressed in three piece suits. Triple H is sporting a top hat, whilst a monacle rests on the face of Shawn Michaels.

Triple H: Oh, Ric, how are your holdings in that Indian manufacturing firm performing? (Takes a puff of a cigar)

Flair: Mmm, not quite as spectacularly as my broker assured me, but acceptable nonetheless. And not nearly as poorly as Jarrett's venture with that energy company. How disasterous that was! (Takes Sip of Brandy)

Michaels: Quite so. (Adjusts his monacle)

Next, Randy Orton enters the room, dressed in white shorts and a Lacoste polo, with a sweater tied over his shoulders and a racket in hand.


Orton: Hey, Mr. Flair, I thought we were supposed to meet for a game of squash?

Flair looks away, trying to think of an excuse

Flair: Well, I had intended on such, however, err . . .my rheumatism! Yes, it's been a dreadful nuisance recently. (He clutches his back) Oh, the pain- the pain of it all!

Orton: Sorry to hear about that. Perhaps we can resume play next weekend? Well, I'm off to Newport. Ta-ta! Give my regards to Megan.

Flair: (Insincerely) Yes, will do . . .

As Orton leaves, Flair, turns to Triple H

Flair: My rheumatism's bloody fine, I just cannot stomach the thought of recreating with such a ruffian. He's every bit as boorish as his father, whom I've been forced to vehemently throw to the mat on numerous occasions!

Triple H: (Chuckles) Ha Ha, indeed.

Just as he goes to puff on his cigar, Shawn Michaels' wife strolls in, in an evening gown with opera glasses.

Mrs. Michaels: Shawn, dahhhling, you promised to take me to the opera!

Michaels: But Rebecca, tonight I'm already engaged for a catch-wrestling contest.

Rebecca: Nonsense, the General Manager assured me you were not scheduled for tonight's activities. Come!

Rebecca grabs Shawn by the arm, as he regretfully follows, looking back at Flair and Triple H.

Michaels: Well, I bid you chaps adieu!

Cut to Masterlock Challenge.
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May 6 2007, 12:21 AM
NextLevel
May 5 2007, 08:36 AM
Thats not hot!

I just had visions of a Paris Hilton/Hulk Hogan hybrid.

Then I realized it was basically Brooke.
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coolcool
May 7 2007, 08:45 PM
Jade Hart's beautiful. I want her. Maybe in about two years, Shawn Michaels and I would be similiar in the fact that we both screw Harts.
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Nihilus, in Live Thread

Sammckee814
May 7 2007, 08:23 PM
President Skroob
May 8 2007, 01:22 AM
MutantCouch
May 7 2007, 08:16 PM
rattlesnake
May 7 2007, 09:11 PM
Sammckee814
May 8 2007, 01:09 AM
Judgement Day will suck

It might be

Batista vs Mark Henry
John Cena vs Great Khali
Lashley vs Vinnie Mac aka Ninja Vince

all sound terrible

Yeah but seeing Cena get squashed wouldn't be to bad. :D

I don't know, I think it might be a lot better if Cena won via Brain Chop.

Could Cena reach Khali's head?

YES! Since he is SuperCena Spider-Cena

John Cena, John Cena,
Does whatever a mediocre wrestler can do .
F-U anyonne, any size,
Make Edge job just like Funaki,
Look out! Here comes the John Cena-Man.
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Chubbs
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Skroob in the Raw Live Thread:

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Hey that could be a good Cryme Tyme/Viscera storyline there. Viscera seeks revenge on Cryme Tyme for stealing his steak.
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Finally! some black people
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#LJB
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Teq
May 11 2007, 11:09 AM
Yes and I'll be sticking tapes of late 80's NWA and Bret Hart matches in their little grubby faces as soon as they come home from the hospital.

As they get older they will sit with me in wrestling t-shirts, watching the shows and old tapes and LEARN TO RESPECT DA BIZZNISS.

Fuck Sooty or Bob the Builder, Pipers Pit and The Heartbreak Hotel are just fine.
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Nathan's Poll-Who wins De La Hoya/Mayweather:

Choices:

1. De La Hoya
2. Mayweather
3. Who gives a fuck?
4. Cena, via STFU.

That made me LAWLZ OMG NOOB or whatever the devil it is the children are saying these days.

On a side note, I'm very sad I haven't been mentioned thus far.
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nascarsucks
May 11 2007, 11:38 PM
On a side note, I'm very sad I haven't been mentioned thus far.

Who the fuck are you?
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Mr-Brightside
May 13 2007, 09:55 PM
nascarsucks
May 11 2007, 11:38 PM
On a side note, I'm very sad I haven't been mentioned thus far.

Who the fuck are you?
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OfLegend
May 14 2007, 12:30 PM
MR-CARNAGE
May 8 2007, 04:02 PM
Film:
Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2, Crank.

Director:
Quentin Tarantino.

Book:
Don't read many books.

Author:
Don't have one.

TV Show:
My Name Is Earl, Family Guy, Thank God You're Here.

Band:
Alice in Chains, Slipknot, Tool.

Song:
ROCK: Enter Sandman (Metallica), Everyday's Exactly the Same (NIN), Rooster (Alice in Chains).
RAP: Throw Some D's (Rich Boy), Next Episode (Dr. Dre), What's Your Fantasy (Ludacris).

Album:
Black Album (Metallica), E. 1999 Eternal (Bone Thugs 'n Harmony), Follow the Leader (KoRn).

Painting
Don't have one.

Architecture
The Colosseum.

Musical
Musicals are gay.

Shakespeare Play:
That's gay too.

Wrestler:
Stone Cold, The Rock, CM Punk.

Quote:
Don't have one.


You really are an abomination in every conceivable way.

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OfLegend in the "Most Annoying Smark Movement" Thread; in response to the criticism against Shawn Michaels via the legion of Bret Hart supporters:

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The HART HAREM~!

They are without a doubt the most moronic, souless, stuck-up, irritating, over-sensitive, pseudo-intellectual, humourless, dribbling, bitch-happy, delusional and neurotic collection of individuals ever assembled in a semi-social group since Westboro met Baptist.
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May 15 2007, 04:39 AM
Easily the Anti-HBK movement. The fuckers are just annoying, refuse to listen to reason, and rarely have legitimate reasons for their bitching. Plus, they appear to be going home to home recruiting anyone just out of "markdom" to join their "HBK does things backstage that we have fuck-all proof of and despite evidence otherwise he's a shitty worker too." I have to admit, I thoroughly enjoy the TNA>WWE arguments, they're cute.

Joker
May 14 2007, 07:06 PM
White_Roach
May 14 2007, 11:04 PM
For me it is Impact > Raw.  It just amazes me that people can watch that shit TNA has put on lately and possibly think it's worthy of being called wrestling.  In my eyes, it's only been a couple notches above WSX the past few months.

I wouldn't go that far....I mean TNA was shit, but at least they never hired Sean Waltman (a man whose public execution I've been waiting on for about a year, DON).

You mean, Syxx-Pac?

Posted Image

Yeah, kudos to TNA for never employing him.

LOLZ~! Quality.
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Even more LULZworthy, is the short-lived TNA Heel Section behind Walt-Man.
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