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Post Of The Day; Any post that made you cream yourself
Topic Started: Mar 6 2007, 07:03 AM (14,046 Views)
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*Sarcasm* Thanks Cowards thanks................*Sarcasm*
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born2beskinny
Mar 15 2007, 10:23 PM
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Mar 15 2007, 11:30 AM
A fly under your foreskin > SamMckee814

I think this is the first time in AWT history, that a post of the day, has occured in the post of the day thread.

It is in AWT v2 history
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I think it's made all the more better by this:

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I picked Nazi's mostly because I'm Jewish


He's not a clue as to what he's worse than...


And McKee, your wit is just powerful, man. You should write a guide to wit called "Sam McKee's *Sarcasm* Non-Gay *Sarcasm* Guide to Wit"
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BC in Russo thread -

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Joker
Mar 16 2007, 06:32 PM
No JBB, just no.  Nothing personal, I just don't like white people.

Fuckin' racist.
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What's with all the Sam hate?
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Lay off sam he's cool.
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steven in the Currenty Doing:

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Just got home from work wondering where the hell my family have gone to, would phone them but thats to easy.
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i told u stevenuk1 was hardcore
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coolcool
Mar 19 2007, 08:44 PM
OfLegend
Mar 19 2007, 08:40 PM
Hey, "Venis" rhymes with "penis".

It's like poetry.

I remember a classic sign on Raw a few years back.

"Val Venis = Big Penis"

It's so true. You must have a big penis to have not been released after four years of jobbing. Pat Patterson, anyone?
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Sammckee814
Mar 20 2007, 12:33 AM
*Sees Brightside slap Oflegend & Oflegend starts to cry & runs away like a little girl*


I think I snorted coffee when I read that. Some primal humour there, akin to watching a baby swear accidentally. Plus, it goes beautifully in tandem with him getting worked up and cranky after my jovial responses.
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Bill Covington
Mar 21 2007, 10:22 PM
Joker
Mar 21 2007, 04:48 PM
For me, its acting, I just joined theatre in my senior year, and I don't know why I waited so long. I just love being in plays, and making people laugh and cry.

Seriously Joker? I thought it would be sucking Of's cock after he makes you look like a retarded child.


And Joker's brilliant, brilliant response:

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What did I do to deserve everyone picking on me?


Haha, we're such fucking bullies.
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In the "Bigger Twats" topic...

OfLegend
Mar 25 2007, 11:35 AM
The Holocaust was overrated.
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Just like Dark side of the Moon.
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Nathan Versus
Apr 3 2007, 01:45 PM
Fedor Emelianenko ‘no-selling’ Mirko Filipovic’s striking ability and Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira’s submission skills.

Cro-Cop is widely considered the best stand-up fighter in MMA, capable of decapitating a herd of small elephants with his devastating head-kicks. Fedor repeatedly twatted his feet away like they were nothing, showing about the same level of enthusiasm he would do in swatting away a fly.

Minotauro is widely considered the best ground-based fighter in MMA, capable of submitting an entire African tribe, at the same time, with one hand. Every time he applied a submission hold on Fedor, Fedor merely eased away. No struggling, no sense of urgency, no technical counters, Fedor just eased free.

In both cases, Fedor completely demoralised his opponent, made them look like pussies, then proceeded to rape them into oblivion.

These fights were supposed to be a close, with the potential to go either way. Nogueira and Filipovic are ranked #2 and #3 in the world. These fights merely proved that Fedor was not just better, but vastly superior.

I marked out like a Randy Orton fan who just found a stash of gay porn.
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marchhaire in the "Taker's Winning Mania" thread:

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born2beskinny
Apr 4 2007, 07:40 PM
hardcorecruiserweight
Apr 4 2007, 01:59 AM
#01) vs. HHH: WrestleMania XVII
#02) vs. Ric Flair: WrestleMania XVIII
#03) vs. Kane: WrestleMania XIV
#04) vs. Orton: WrestleMania XXI
#05) vs. Sycho Sid: WrestleMania XIII
#06) vs. Diesel: WrestleMania XII
#07) vs. Kane: WrestleMania XX
#08) vs. Jake Roberts: WrestleMania VIII
#09) vs. Big Boss Man: WrestleMania XV
#10) vs. A-Train & The Big Show: WrestleMania XIX
#11) vs. Mark Henry: WrestleMania XXII
#12) vs. Batista: wrestlMania XXIII
#13) vs. Jimmy Snuka: WrestleMania VII
#14) vs. King Kong Bundy: WrestleMania XI
#15) vs. Giant Gonzales: WrestleMania IX

How you could even suggest that Taker's match with Mark Henry, Big Show and A-Train, Big Bossman, and among others, is beyond me.

That made no sense.

"I say good fellow, how could you possibly list Mark Calloway vs. David Batista so low in comparison to tripe like that awful steel enclosure match against the Large Chief Constable, the dreadful coffin match against Marcus Henry, or those trollops Albert (I refuse to call him "Prince") and Bullish Buchanan? Have you gone daffy?"

At least, I think that was the intention.

B) :D B) [/center]
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Apr 13 2007, 06:31 PM
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Apr 9 2007, 09:21 AM
If the streak is ended by the STFU, I will mark the fuck out.

You mean have a guy whose been busting his ass for WWE for 17 years have his legacy be jobbed out to the weakest finisher ever, from a guy who doesn't even need the rub? FUCK NO! It would only make him look even more like SuperCena (which is pretty goddamn much at this point, hell, just about everyone on the entire WWE roster has jobbed to Cena at this stage), and all the credibility put into Taker, after all the years he's put into wrestling, a joke. Hell, Cena hasn't even paid his dues, he's just getting the WWE title handed to him on a silver platter just because he can sell merchandise. He's already held it 4 times in just as many years, and held it for (technically) 2 years now, way to devalue the belt. It's like this: "hey, let's just give you the belt because it means jack shit", that's exactly what his whole title reign is like.

Love him or hate him, Cena doesn't deserve to end the streak (or needs it), FACT.


Headhunter's lesson for the day:

You can claim anything is a fact just by simply stating "FACT" at the end of your post.
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Apr 13 2007, 07:35 PM
$5 says the SD ratings will go down when and/or after Mark Henry comes back just like they were in the toilet the last time he was there.

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Headhunter's had 2 posts of the day in a row to my 0. I feel depressed.
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Joker
Apr 13 2007, 11:28 PM
Headhunter's had 2 posts of the day in a row to my 0. I feel depressed.

There ya go!
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marchhaire
Apr 15 2007, 11:00 PM
A steel cable wrapped in rubber is obviously not enough to stop the fury of a Samoan fueled by Big Macs and Vault. One running ass press should have been enough to take out Cena.
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