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Post Of The Day; Any post that made you cream yourself
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Topic Started: Mar 6 2007, 07:03 AM (14,032 Views)
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Jan 26 2009, 07:27 AM
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1} Marchaires' post in the 'Royal Rumble 2009 Live Thread' when Matt turned Heel hitting Jeff with a chair:
Hardy apparently has the force of Zeus behind his chair shots. Bisch had best watch himself.
2} Nathan in the 'Is Wrestling Dead' Thread:
The writers are producing by-the-numbers storylines; many of the current roster seem like they’ve come off a production line, most notably Rhodes-model and DiBiase-model (although it seems Orton-model has been upgraded with a new personality chip);
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Jan 26 2009, 08:48 PM
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1} Marchaires' post in the 'Royal Rumble 2009 Live Thread' when Matt turned Heel hitting Jeff with a chair: Hardy apparently has the force of Zeus behind his chair shots. Bisch had best watch himself.2} Nathan in the 'Is Wrestling Dead' Thread: The writers are producing by-the-numbers storylines; many of the current roster seem like they’ve come off a production line, most notably Rhodes-model and DiBiase-model (although it seems Orton-model has been upgraded with a new personality chip); There were quite a few good posts during that Rumble thread actually, specifically during the Rumble itself.
I gotta go back and re-read it.
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Feb 16 2009, 03:17 AM
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- Feb 16 2009, 03:16 AM
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- Feb 16 2009, 03:14 AM
Yes. Edge has full authority to put himself in the match.
When you're boffing someone in power you can do what you want. Ask Triple H.
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Feb 17 2009, 04:20 AM
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From the Raw Live thread, after Jericho attacked Piper:
- Hyoga
- Feb 17 2009, 02:46 AM
If he wasn't wearing a skirt Jericho wouldn't have done all that.
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Jul 27 2009, 02:20 AM
Post #285
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- Jul 27 2009, 02:17 AM
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- Jul 27 2009, 02:15 AM
According to The Todd, yes, they are doing the "Maria is dumb enough to date a heel" angle again.
Better gimmick: Maria is so dumb she dates Todd Grisham, who is to stupid to realize he's dating Maria, who is so stupid she calls Todd Grisham "Jim Ross," which makes Ross angry. That is full of win there.
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Jul 27 2009, 03:11 AM
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Man, has it been that long since we had something POTD worthy? Standards are declining.
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Jul 27 2009, 04:50 AM
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You're just so used to the consistantly higher standards that you can't discern anything PotD worthy.
So it is written...
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Aug 15 2009, 09:02 PM
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- Aug 15 2009, 02:49 PM
This is doing the rounds:
"This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.
I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility.
After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.
At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank.
On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the U.S. Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.
After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.
And then I log on to the internet -- which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration -- and post on Freerepublic.com and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right."
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Sep 12 2009, 10:36 AM
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Well I for one am pulling for her.
He wanted it enough.
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Sep 14 2009, 12:39 AM
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I imagine our chat would go like this...
March Haire: John, your abs are so perfect and your hair is so fine. John Morrison: Thank you. March Haire: *swoon* John Morrison: ... March Haire: So, you were supposed to fight Dolph Ziggler, but were bumped off of the card for that faggot, Miz. How does that make you feel? John Morrison: Miz and I are friends actually. March Haire: I know. The biggest fag. He's more like the Beef Wellington to your Chris Benoit. John Morrison: Was that a Clash of the Champions reference? March Haire: It was. John Morrison: *swoon*
I KNOW that's how the conversation would go.
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Sep 15 2009, 03:20 AM
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- Sep 15 2009, 12:00 AM
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- Sep 14 2009, 10:08 PM
Uncly Frighty's cumming over?!....YAY!
Constantine has evolved:  Damn sure wasn't intelligently designed.
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Sep 27 2009, 10:25 PM
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I wonder how many good films you have to make before they let you off for paedophilia.
It's pretty spectacular when a sentence including pedophilia is funny.
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Oct 1 2009, 01:53 PM
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Those are great, but no. It's under Chicago and if you actually do try to find it, it's best if you don't scroll down to the pictures. Just a warning. Ha! I just checked my e-mail, so nevermind that. Quote: Your posting has been flagged for removal. Approximately 98% of postings removed are in violation of craigslist posting guidelines. Please make sure you are abiding by all posted site rules, including our terms of use: http://www.craigslist.org/about/terms.of.use.html If you need help figuring out why your posting was flagged, try asking in our flag help forum: http://forums.craigslist.org/?forumID=3. Include posting title, body, category, city, how often posted, any images, HTML markup, etc. If your posting was wrongly flagged down (2% of flagged ads are) please accept our apologies and feel free to repost. Sorry for the hassle, and thanks for your understanding. I do believe I'm offended. They keep up pictures of cocks, but mine was inappropriate? Bullshit. Anyway, there were three replies before that. Quote: Love the Freddy Glove From: chitownfun30@aol.com You may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as junk Sent: Thu 10/01/09 1:26 AM To: pers-tkzm8-1400852790@craigslist.org ** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY ** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home ** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping ** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html And I have a great chest, with a perfect amount of chest hair for you. I am a 32 year old white male. Cute and fit, and very well endowed. Wanna chat? Quote: Fun From: Nick Rogers (paglaams@gmail.com) You may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as junk Sent: Thu 10/01/09 1:27 AM To: pers-tkzm8-1400852790@craigslist.org ** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY ** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home ** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping ** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html the HJ sounds very interesting. I am up for it. 28, 5-11, 170lbs. Quote: freddy From: Mikey (mikelike69@gmail.com) You may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as junk Sent: Thu 10/01/09 1:27 AM To: pers-tkzm8-1400852790@craigslist.org ** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY ** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home ** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping ** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html Okay, if you're serious, I'm in... That's the funniest fucking thing I've ever read... See, I am not abnormal.
I don't know why, but I actually didn't expect you to post the ad.
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Apr 3 2010, 09:08 PM
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Who Deader Than Kanyon?
Maybe it's several days of nothing but knock-knock jokes from a little kid, but it was quite funny.
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Apr 4 2010, 01:21 PM
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I chuckled too. Loudly.
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Apr 4 2011, 01:33 AM
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- Apr 4 2011, 01:31 AM
I got laid, showered, went to McDonalds and took a nap and Taker is still not done with his entrance
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Apr 4 2011, 07:19 PM
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Shame it isn't quote of the day. Micael Cole could have won it last night with this beauty; "How's Del Rio going to get home?" - This after Edge smashed a couple of windows up.
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March Haire
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Apr 4 2011, 09:49 PM
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Shame it isn't quote of the day. Micael Cole could have won it last night with this beauty; "How's Del Rio going to get home?" - This after Edge smashed a couple of windows up. That was, indeed, the line of the night. Also the dumbest question asked by an announcer ever.
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Apr 5 2011, 06:28 AM
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Steve Austin: What is your favorite match? TE Contestant: Melina vs. Alicia Fox *Austin pulls a Cornette Face* Steve Austin: WHO?
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