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Post Of The Day; Any post that made you cream yourself
Topic Started: Mar 6 2007, 07:03 AM (14,034 Views)
DarthHomer
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Dolph's description of his 'Currently Doing'

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Listening to Pulp, attempting to watch porn on a broken computer screen, playing "Pro Evolution Soccer 5" on halfway-broken down Playstation 2 which I cant be bothered replacing, laughing at my own jokes and general incompetence, putting off setting the appointment which will grant me the one thing that I want just now in a job so I can just move to France or somewhere, thinking about what to yell at my father tommorrow in anger aso many things I'm angry at, wondering how horribly I've butchered the English language in this post since the written word was never a strong point of mine nor something that I care to learn the proper decoreum of despite it being one of mans greatest creations..


.. Just the usual.


At least I'm not contemplating threatening people with a sledgehammer. I mean fucking hell Boricua.


Made me laugh.
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Thanks man.
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Aug 17 2008, 07:44 PM
THAT'S FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO DANCE IN UNISON!

After Jericho hit HBK's wife
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King of Kings in the 19th August RAW Live Thread:

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The Joker is making his debut tonight. Explains the clowns in the crowd.
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And I thought my jokes were bad.


Hilarious because KoK had a Dark Knight Joker montage as his avatar.

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KoK in the 15th September live thread.

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That can't be true. I don't trust WWE maths.
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Hyoga, talking to himself in the Raw Live Thread:
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Anyone like House M.D.?

I do. A bit formulaic, but fun.

So do I. But as you said, most of the shows seem to follow the same damn pattern.

When I go to the doc, I get diagnosed right away.

Is your doc a prick as well?

Not at all, and he seems pretty knowledgeable.

I'd rather have a prick but a great doctor, than a nice guy but so so doctor.

I never seem to get one of those, mine doesn't know what he's talking about but he is nice. And I've been misdiagnosed a couple of times.

I'm sorry about that.

By the way, don't you think you should edit that "I guarantee this thread will go to 5 pages" post and lower it down to 3? I feel kinda sleepy and don't know if I'll make it through.

I'm a bit sleepy as well. Oh god, Undertaker entrance, is the Jericho match going to be 10 minutes or what!

I guess I will edit that post.

Good man. I'll go get a coke.

JBL counted out.


That's the best exchange I've read from here in months. Make this man Hero Of The Month, stat...
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Oh, but when I do a live thread on my own, which documented my descent into an alcohol fueled stupor, I get squat? I see how it is. It's all politics, man!
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President Skroob
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Hyoga has been awesome since day one KOK. You need to step things up and suck up to management.
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President Skroob
Nov 6 2008, 08:13 PM
Hyoga has been awesome since day one KOK. You need to step things up and suck up to management.

Post of the Day.
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Mutant Sex Machine on DOLPH ZIGGLER~

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President Skroob
Dec 9 2008, 03:38 AM
I wonder why he doesn't have his name on his tights. Just doesn't make sense.
He doesn't want to get sued for sexual harassment when he points to his name as he's introducing himself?


No one here has made me laugh so hard in a long time.
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This whole exchange was gold.

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Kelly likes the Miz? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

This angle rocks!
Nah, she's clearly smarting in this angle then they want to give off. It's about time someone used Kane to rid themselves of unwanted people.
You lost me.

And Lita already beat her to it.
That made complete sense. You just need to take a couple courses in distorted English.

True, but I can't see any logic in liking Miz.
Once again, it's KELLY KELLY. The woman needs to have the same name to remember it.
What's wrong with that? It's more important to remember one's own address than a useless surname.
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that Kelly never has any problem finding a place to stay.
You mean she's really good at finding a hotel room solo?
More like she secretly works for a hotel if you know what I mean.
She's a bellhop?
Strange. I thought all women knew what that meant.
I'm getting really sick of you trying to suggest that I'm not a woman.
Well maybe the problem is not me and it's you who's not conforming to the stereotypes of your gender.
Fine. Then I suppose I'll just go cry and film it so I can show you later. Ass.
Make sure to cut yourself while eating a pound of chocolate.
Cut myself? I think someone's getting their stereotypes mixed up and you eat a pound of chocolate, disgusting.

I'll tell your mother on you. Gets more things accomplished.
Everyone knows all women are emo.
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Mutant Couch
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Don't encourage him to be a dick.
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I ain't encouraging anything that doesn't happen naturally. Birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim, Skroobins has gotta be a dick.
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You're just pissed that I revoked your hero of the month nomination.
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That's just further proof of your dickery.
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I could be worse. I could be Superman.
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I don't know. I think you might actually be a bigger dick than Superman. His misogyny is at least excusable.
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And if Superman is being an ass you just pull out the kryptonite. I don't think Skroob has a weakness.
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Of course he does, paper cuts. It's kind of sweet, you imagining him invincible and all.
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Bad Chinese food has also been known to leave me crippled.
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