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Post Of The Day; Any post that made you cream yourself
Topic Started: Mar 6 2007, 07:03 AM (14,035 Views)
DarthHomer
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OfLegends list of possible suspects for JEFF HARVEY~!'s house burning down:

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Suspects:

March Haire
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In the same thread as above, but this time Carls opinion on how it happened:

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My theory.....

Triple H saw Jeff becoming a bigger star than him and wanted revenge. So he set in motion a master plan to have Jeff hit rock bottom at the same time as he walked out of 'Mania once again THE MAN!!!.

At first he made himself look humble by giving Jeff a clean victory over him at Armageddon. However 2 months later Triple H pins Jeff at No Way Out and heads off to 'Mania. Despite having shitty new music and being placed in MITB, the fans still loved Jeff more than Hunter.

In a jealous act Hunter injected Jeff with something while he was asleep in a motel room. This led to a random drugs test ordered by Stephanie (probably) which found Jeff guilty. This was followed by Hunter burning down Jeff's house out of spite.

Case solved. Triple H screwed JEFF HARVEY~!. Just as he did to RVD, Booker T, Kurt Angle, Bret Hart, Zach Gowen, Max Moon & The Clit Dick.
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What really fucking happened at North Carloina.

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Mutant Couch to Derek in the I CAN HAZ SHITLIKKER MUSTASH? thread

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I don't blame you, I'm kind of jealous nobody dislikes me enough to make a website/page about it, lucky boy. On a serious note, I feel a little bad that he called you ugly and just wanted to let you know, that I know at least five people that would totally sleep with you with the lights on and two of them probably wouldn't even ask for a monetary exchange.
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Nathan Versus
Mar 16 2008, 12:17 PM
Mutant Couch to Derek in the I CAN HAZ SHITLIKKER MUSTASH? thread

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I don't blame you, I'm kind of jealous nobody dislikes me enough to make a website/page about it, lucky boy. On a serious note, I feel a little bad that he called you ugly and just wanted to let you know, that I know at least five people that would totally sleep with you with the lights on and two of them probably wouldn't even ask for a monetary exchange.

Oh man, that's awesome.
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Mar 18 2008, 03:10 AM
Of course, likely I'll just dip your dog in kerosene and tie a candle to his tail and hopefully it'll do the trick.
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Mar 20 2008, 04:08 AM
Blah blah blah, what the fuck ever March, that's your opinion. No wonder I don't come on here much.

Thank god I'm not a Yankee like those in the North, that are so full of shit, intending to be better at everything. I bet most blacks aren't happy because they don't cherish what they got, and they need to get over the shit that happened in the 1960s and get on with their lives.

I don't want to be on this forum since this forum's a joke, so do whatever to delete my account. Have a nice fucking day.
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March Haire
Mar 19 2008, 11:14 PM
Dantheartist
Mar 20 2008, 04:08 AM
Blah blah blah, what the fuck ever March, that's your opinion. No wonder I don't come on here much.

Thank god I'm not a Yankee like those in the North, that are so full of shit, intending to be better at everything. I bet most blacks aren't happy because they don't cherish what they got, and they need to get over the shit that happened in the 1960s and get on with their lives.

I don't want to be on this forum since this forum's a joke, so do whatever to delete my account. Have a nice fucking day.

He soon outdid himself with:

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I have no defense on this forum, because most members on this forum are too busy making sarcastic remarks, drinking their tea and eating crumpets, watching NHL hockey and getting an orgasm over the fights


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Boricua
Mar 20 2008, 07:50 PM
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I have no defense on this forum, because most members on this forum are too busy making sarcastic remarks, drinking their tea and eating crumpets, watching NHL hockey and getting an orgasm over the fights

Man I'll so second that notion!

Completely true!
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I hate tea and I don't have a damn toaster. Way to fuck up, Motes!
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Another important note: England, Canada, and the northern U.S. did not just collide.
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Hyoga in the live thread

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Sting! Well, just in a recap on Flair's career.

Great, advertisements again, just after a lame Kennedy promo and the Flair video.

Hardcore Holly vs. Khali. The crowd looks very enthusiastic about it. Wow, Khali did a slightly orthodox cover.

Haha, I think I'm going to edit this post and keep adding my thoughts to it unless someone else starts posting.

Ric Flair is pissed off. And he's got NWA bling bling with him. Shawn looks like he rubbed Cheetos on his face.

Regal + his not so awesome hair schedule a Santino + Beth + Melina vs. Lawler +  Maria + Ashley ( I think). Shite.

OMFG VAL!!! Backstage, with Faggy Rhodes and Ceener. Fucking HHH, he made Val get out of the shot. Cunt.

God, it's all adverts. And all of them about greasy food. Oh, here's one that isn't... bah, a DVD of the Cunt of Cunts. Clusterfuck tag match up next. Come on Hunter, hurry up. Randy giving one of his gay looks, or his usual one.

Run-in nš 1: Finlay appears, beats up JBL. Subway advert; whoa, a baguette filled with meatballs? Never seen that.

Run-in nš 2: Batista. Nš 2 indeed. UMAGA~!~!~!~!~!~! confronts him.

Flair flop.

Big Show chokeslams Orton. Lulz. No Floyd run-in.

Hunter kicks Cena as he applied the STFU on Orton. They leave.

HBK punches Flair as he applies the Figure 4, gets booed the fuck out of him, Flair low blows him, goes on with his signature move and wins. Hehe, I want to see HBK overselling on Sunday; yes, even if it's against Ric.

Nice Live thread guys, truly epic. I'm suprised the server didn't blow up, with so much traffic.
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Apr 7 2008, 08:21 PM
I just saw a large, crazy, retarded Samoan man beat a porn star senseless.



Wrestling is awesome.
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Tietam Brown in the Beijing Olympics thread-

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I'd have been well up for carrying the torch around London. I'd be trotting along, quite the thing, then suddenly stop, smash the torch as if I was in The Who, and remove my shirt to reveal a pro-Tibet slogan.

It'd be one of the greatest heel turns of all time.


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Flicking Through IMDb threads. A particular one entitled 'Women - do you find undertaker attractive?'

Our good friend Mutant Couch/Mutant Sex Machine had this to say about Matt Hardy:


As for the list, forget Batista, I don't understand listing Matt Hardy at all. The others I don't agree with, but can at least see how someone might find them attractive. Matt not only looks like a product of incest, but also kind of like he was raised by wolves and after one of the wolves died, he gutted it and placed it on his head. His hair is awful.


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OH YEAH~!
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Pres. Skroob makes a fact about CM Punk in the 'Danielson to WWE?' thread:

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Everything you accomplish is meaningless when you lose to the Miz.


I lol'd.
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March Haire
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Jul 7 2008, 05:58 PM
Bahaha, why should I even post my reasons? One of you brought up the Greatest Hits CD. Nascarsucks, that is the worst argument in the history of debating, going back to the beginning of time, and it took place in this very thread. There are certain cosmological theories, developed from the mathematics of quantum mechanics, Everett notwithstanding, that posit an infinite number of alternate universes, covering all possibilities. Every possible outcome of every event, everything we can imagine, and uncountable googleplexes of universes more strange and wonderful than we can imagine. Even if these theories are physically correct, nowhere in existence can that argument be taken seriously. It is the exception to the rule, and you accidentally discovered it. You should be proud of yourself. Fucking asshole.

You lose. Condolences.
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Tietam_Brown
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I know it's hardly a post, but I'd nominate you changing your sig, March. That last one made me sick.
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Tietam_Brown
Jul 7 2008, 09:00 PM
I know it's hardly a post, but I'd nominate you changing your sig, March. That last one made me sick.

You didn't find Yaddle sexually attractive?
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I'd rather look at someone currently having a incesteous affair with her son.
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