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Post Of The Day; Any post that made you cream yourself
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Topic Started: Mar 6 2007, 07:03 AM (14,037 Views)
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Don Carlos
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Nov 20 2007, 06:36 PM
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- LOL FAGwards
- Nov 20 2007, 12:29 PM
You're just jealous. His big head isn't just the one with the ugly.
BA-ZING . . .
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JimmyJackJericho
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Nov 20 2007, 06:39 PM
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This exchange only proves to me the lack of wit on this board.
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Don Carlos
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Nov 20 2007, 06:43 PM
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- JimmyJackJericho
- Nov 20 2007, 12:39 PM
This exchange only proves to me the lack of wit on this board.
Go sit on a bottle of maple syrup, eh . . .
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Cowards
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Nov 20 2007, 06:43 PM
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But these are the posts of the day.
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Don Carlos
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Dec 6 2007, 06:06 PM
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This is technically my post of Monday, or 3 days ago, but regardless:
- March Haire @ Dec 3 2007
- 08:23 PM
Kennedy needs to stop acting like Dr. Cox. Instead, he comes off as though he loves the cock. Complete fail.
Teh Bob deserves a medal in the field of PWNAGE, for this one . . .
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White_Roach
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Dec 11 2007, 03:16 AM
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- ClitDick
- Dec 10 2007, 09:52 PM
You know why Michael Vick's got indicted for this shit, it's because of PETA. Why the fuck they cracked down on this investigation and put him in prison? Dog fighting is a sport, just like cock fighting. PETA got no business for getting in Vick's life and they should've stayed the hell out of it.
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Cowards
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Dec 11 2007, 03:31 AM
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- White_Roach
- Dec 11 2007, 04:16 AM
- ClitDick
- Dec 10 2007, 09:52 PM
You know why Michael Vick's got indicted for this shit, it's because of PETA. Why the fuck they cracked down on this investigation and put him in prison? Dog fighting is a sport, just like cock fighting. PETA got no business for getting in Vick's life and they should've stayed the hell out of it.
Hahaha.
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#LJB
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Dec 11 2007, 03:38 AM
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From the same thread:
- Boricua
- Dec 10 2007, 09:25 PM
Motes, that's disgusting. Anyway, get a load of the stenographer's sketch of Vick, they made him look like a monkey!  Damn racist courts!
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Lance
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Dec 11 2007, 11:56 PM
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Next time you get bored of your lives, gimme a call and I'll come round and KILL YOU.
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- Teq
- Dec 11 2007,09:33 PM
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It's just a bunch of cameos and cheap pops. That's all.
"That's all", Derek. This is 2007, not 1992, 1995, 1999 or 2004. If all you want to see on a 3 hour broadcast is directionless cameos and cheap pops from now the most boring and tired people from recent years (Austin & especially fucking Mick Foley) then bugger off. - Quote:
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People loved seeing RVD, Hogan and Austin, and I don't think anyone would trade that for Paul London vs MVP on that particular night.
Cut out Triple H's entrance and most of that non-sensical humourless wankfest of a beginning to the show and you could easily get Londons 2 second entrance sprint and MVP giving him the Chono boot in there. - Quote:
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Fuck off!
In an interview conducted before tonight's show, Mick Foley told a reporter that if there's a fan out there that doesn't like tonight's show, something's probably wrong. I can agree with Foley on that one. However, I'll go a step further by saying that if there was a fan out there who didn't like the show, there was most likely a problem with the fan. Sure there weren't any classic wrestling matches, there was a little bit too much Triple H for my liking and there was no Stevie, but this was a ridiculously fun show from top to bottom and, despite the crap that periodically shows up on our screens on Monday nights, it should have reminded us all why we enjoy this wacky pseudo-sport. Professional wrestling is inherently stupid. Celebrating all of its intrinsic goofiness is exactly what WWE did.
You fucking twerp. In an interview conducted by Mick Dundee in a ten foot canoe at noon today, Teq said that the show was a pitiful nostalgic shit-filled trashcan with no direction or payoff. What was I supposed to have been reminded of? How much I enjoyed Austin stunnering Vince in 1998, not 2007 when he has a fat gut and spills cans with his bonce. A bald 'burnt monster' psuedo-monk-devil having awkward post-divorce moments with a plastic titted embarrasment with worse acting skills than Richard the retard from down the lane. Or how about, oh yay I'm having an amazing time watching fat never has beens, or in Skinners case, Julie Andrews' skeleton throwing each other out of the ring and then a man who we know isn't a millionaire coming out and saying an old catcphrase that absolutely nobody in the arena gives a fuck about. Yes there was no good wrestling, yes there was too much Triple H and yes there was no Stevie, thank fuck because he has no business being on a TV screen ever again what a complete waste of time. Professional wrestling used to be funny stupid and only in moderation, now for a long time it's been a fucking piece of horrendously bad cumstain with nothing funny about it. I can't even begin to put into words how much this psuedo post-kayfabe era retard-child-entertainment sucks donkey cock. Lance's post was fucking perfect, and Dolph, posts about the 90% of crap that Raw pumps out is perfectly acceptable to do when the show used to be terrific and focused on going in a forward/new direction instead of a backwards/nothing one and being filled with a "look at this gimmick and LIKE IT attitude/one liners and 'oh luk ppl start talking just as the camera cuts to backstage where there should be cameras anyway' that they think smart fans will find humourly ironic and intellectually stimulating bcoz they GET IT/HHH entrances and every other brainwashing ingredient WWE decides to put out. We either have bullshit explanations for everything or no explanations when we need them. WWE really is the most unintelligent piece of shit out there. For gullible retards, by dumb druggies and a 60 year old skitzo. Your just sniffing their fragrance.
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March Haire
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Dec 12 2007, 02:59 AM
Post #210
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- OfLegend
- Dec 11 2007, 11:56 PM
- Teq
- Dec 11 2007,09:33 PM
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It's just a bunch of cameos and cheap pops. That's all.
"That's all", Derek. This is 2007, not 1992, 1995, 1999 or 2004. If all you want to see on a 3 hour broadcast is directionless cameos and cheap pops from now the most boring and tired people from recent years (Austin & especially fucking Mick Foley) then bugger off. - Quote:
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People loved seeing RVD, Hogan and Austin, and I don't think anyone would trade that for Paul London vs MVP on that particular night.
Cut out Triple H's entrance and most of that non-sensical humourless wankfest of a beginning to the show and you could easily get Londons 2 second entrance sprint and MVP giving him the Chono boot in there. - Quote:
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Fuck off!
In an interview conducted before tonight's show, Mick Foley told a reporter that if there's a fan out there that doesn't like tonight's show, something's probably wrong. I can agree with Foley on that one. However, I'll go a step further by saying that if there was a fan out there who didn't like the show, there was most likely a problem with the fan. Sure there weren't any classic wrestling matches, there was a little bit too much Triple H for my liking and there was no Stevie, but this was a ridiculously fun show from top to bottom and, despite the crap that periodically shows up on our screens on Monday nights, it should have reminded us all why we enjoy this wacky pseudo-sport. Professional wrestling is inherently stupid. Celebrating all of its intrinsic goofiness is exactly what WWE did.
You fucking twerp. In an interview conducted by Mick Dundee in a ten foot canoe at noon today, Teq said that the show was a pitiful nostalgic shit-filled trashcan with no direction or payoff. What was I supposed to have been reminded of? How much I enjoyed Austin stunnering Vince in 1998, not 2007 when he has a fat gut and spills cans with his bonce. A bald 'burnt monster' psuedo-monk-devil having awkward post-divorce moments with a plastic titted embarrasment with worse acting skills than Richard the retard from down the lane. Or how about, oh yay I'm having an amazing time watching fat never has beens, or in Skinners case, Julie Andrews' skeleton throwing each other out of the ring and then a man who we know isn't a millionaire coming out and saying an old catcphrase that absolutely nobody in the arena gives a fuck about. Yes there was no good wrestling, yes there was too much Triple H and yes there was no Stevie, thank fuck because he has no business being on a TV screen ever again what a complete waste of time. Professional wrestling used to be funny stupid and only in moderation, now for a long time it's been a fucking piece of horrendously bad cumstain with nothing funny about it. I can't even begin to put into words how much this psuedo post-kayfabe era retard-child-entertainment sucks donkey cock. Lance's post was fucking perfect, and Dolph, posts about the 90% of crap that Raw pumps out is perfectly acceptable to do when the show used to be terrific and focused on going in a forward/new direction instead of a backwards/nothing one and being filled with a "look at this gimmick and LIKE IT attitude/one liners and 'oh luk ppl start talking just as the camera cuts to backstage where there should be cameras anyway' that they think smart fans will find humourly ironic and intellectually stimulating bcoz they GET IT/HHH entrances and every other brainwashing ingredient WWE decides to put out. We either have bullshit explanations for everything or no explanations when we need them. WWE really is the most unintelligent piece of shit out there. For gullible retards, by dumb druggies and a 60 year old skitzo. Your just sniffing their fragrance.
Second.
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#LJB
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Dec 15 2007, 06:27 PM
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- Dolph Lundgren
- Dec 15 2007, 12:05 PM
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- Dec 15 2007, 05:04 PM
It's actually a musical about a hard hitting, soft-spoken amateur wrestler, and his dream of making it in the big leagues.
"Bastard! It's the word of the day! Bastard! It's really the thing to say! Bastard! When you're dealing with a jerk.. Bastard! ..and you're about to go berserk... Bastard! Just look em in the eyes and tell em.. Bastard! .. You think that they're quite the villian! Bastard! If they try make you feel low! Bastard! Better shout out "NO!" Bastard! Because when you beleive in yourself and you have no fear.. We'll be behind you even if they don't cheer! Don't worry about those drug tests you never sat! Or even those pictures of you at the gay bar! Deep down we know in our hearts that .. YOU'LL BE A STAR! BASTARD!" ... It's truly a fantastic film.
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Dec 18 2007, 01:15 AM
Post #212
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KoK made me LoL in the 'armageddon live thread' - he preferred the 2005 royal rumble promo for this reason:
I prefer this one.
You notice Benoit is the only one who doesn't get a wig. Forget steroids and concussions, I think we finally found the real reason.
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DarthHomer
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Dec 31 2007, 04:29 AM
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The return of Jay2DaMizzle brought a smile back to everyone's face, and already he's made quite an impression. Enjoy this story:
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Well I said I had some new stories for ya'll so peep this, This past summer I broke wit Sara who some of you might remember as the 43 year old I was dating...well i broke up wit her and started to date another latina by the name of Raquel....or more like "Rack-el" because of her ample rack lol!!! and man I thought Sara was a freak but Raquel was...damn!!!!!! She'd bust out the toys, the porn, and the Kama Sutra books...oh...with her toy, she named one of her dildo's by the name of Mr. Osaki...Who or why the fuck would she name it that?!....Well I remember one night...She wanted me to eat her, and fuck her with Mr Osaki at the same time...so as continued to stimulate her, she started to groan really heavily and she was shaking like the Frisco quake of 89' then the next thing you know..she squirts her lady cum up my nose!!!!!! so yeah she super soaked my ass..and so I decided to return the favor...I titty fucked her and I took these pills that makes you nut like a damn bull...but she didn't know that lol!!!! as she squeezed her tits together...SPLAT!!!!!! all over here grill and I shot some up her nose...and I said " Who got supersoaked?? YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!"
AWESOME.
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Joker
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Jan 11 2008, 02:40 AM
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- OfLegend
- Jan 11 2008, 02:35 AM
I'm sorry, ANNOYING FAG WITH SHITTY OPINION, I must have you on mental ignore. This could be due to the fact you are not interesting enough to be called the scum under society's fingernails; a sad, unintelligent little specimen who has never once made a notable enough contribution to the forum to even be whispered in the same analytical breath of noteriety or amiablitiy as Joker, and who will never post a photo because if he did he'd also have to post one of the no-doubt fat, morphine-addicted Orlando-tandooried wife he lost his virginity to. Calling you an assfucker, my uncultered, small-minded friend, would be the compliment of all compliments owing to the fact that, judging by your dreary, uninspired posts full of failed humour and Freudian slips of the sort that would have made Lacan roll in his lecture hall with laughter, missionary with all four eyes closed is about as kinky as it gets for you. Huh huh huh, yes dear, huh huh huh, mm, I seem to have knocked the lamp-shade over with my outstretched arm, please excuse me while I escape to the basement and spend an hour fixing it whilst your Prozac pills kick in and send you off to sleep. This unfortunate excuse for a lovelife, in case you were wondering, is why you feel the burning need to comment every time one of my light-hearted pictures sends a tinge through your below-average sized flaccid penis, the sort of which you haven't felt since Dusty Rhodes pulled AJ Styles pants down around his ankles. You're so immensely, unbelievably boring, so in-between, so bland and impotent and uninteresting, that you are almost a disgrace to wrestling boards. At the very least, Motes had some substance about him. Motes was entertaining. You're a stray pubic hair in a pot of wallpaper paste.
But I wouldn't know for sure: as I said, my subconscious is barely registering you at all. Weird.
If this isn't ownage, I do not know the definition of ownage......dear God, this is just nasty.
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Jay2damizzle2010
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Jan 11 2008, 05:09 PM
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- Village Idiot
- Jan 11 2008, 02:40 AM
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- Jan 11 2008, 02:35 AM
I'm sorry, ANNOYING FAG WITH SHITTY OPINION, I must have you on mental ignore. This could be due to the fact you are not interesting enough to be called the scum under society's fingernails; a sad, unintelligent little specimen who has never once made a notable enough contribution to the forum to even be whispered in the same analytical breath of noteriety or amiablitiy as Joker, and who will never post a photo because if he did he'd also have to post one of the no-doubt fat, morphine-addicted Orlando-tandooried wife he lost his virginity to. Calling you an assfucker, my uncultered, small-minded friend, would be the compliment of all compliments owing to the fact that, judging by your dreary, uninspired posts full of failed humour and Freudian slips of the sort that would have made Lacan roll in his lecture hall with laughter, missionary with all four eyes closed is about as kinky as it gets for you. Huh huh huh, yes dear, huh huh huh, mm, I seem to have knocked the lamp-shade over with my outstretched arm, please excuse me while I escape to the basement and spend an hour fixing it whilst your Prozac pills kick in and send you off to sleep. This unfortunate excuse for a lovelife, in case you were wondering, is why you feel the burning need to comment every time one of my light-hearted pictures sends a tinge through your below-average sized flaccid penis, the sort of which you haven't felt since Dusty Rhodes pulled AJ Styles pants down around his ankles. You're so immensely, unbelievably boring, so in-between, so bland and impotent and uninteresting, that you are almost a disgrace to wrestling boards. At the very least, Motes had some substance about him. Motes was entertaining. You're a stray pubic hair in a pot of wallpaper paste.
But I wouldn't know for sure: as I said, my subconscious is barely registering you at all. Weird.
If this isn't ownage, I do not know the definition of ownage......dear God, this is just nasty.
Thats what I call gettin fucked in the ass without the K-Y cause maaaan...that was just a straight ass rapin'!!!!!
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Jan 16 2008, 01:09 AM
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This one from Carlos to Cowards on the "Who should be vinne macs opponent at wrestlemania:
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That typical Cowards wit hard at work, I see. How very unfortunate for your parents, and anyone else unlucky enough to come into any form of contact with you . . .
oh, and just now:
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I'm sorry, ANNOYING FAG WITH SHITTY OPINION, I must have you on mental ignore. This could be due to the fact you are not interesting enough to be called the scum under society's fingernails; a sad, unintelligent little specimen who has never once made a notable enough contribution to the forum to even be whispered in the same analytical breath of noteriety or amiablitiy as Joker, and who will never post a photo because if he did he'd also have to post one of the no-doubt fat, morphine-addicted Orlando-tandooried wife he lost his virginity to. Calling you an assfucker, my uncultered, small-minded friend, would be the compliment of all compliments owing to the fact that, judging by your dreary, uninspired posts full of failed humour and Freudian slips of the sort that would have made Lacan roll in his lecture hall with laughter, missionary with all four eyes closed is about as kinky as it gets for you. Huh huh huh, yes dear, huh huh huh, mm, I seem to have knocked the lamp-shade over with my outstretched arm, please excuse me while I escape to the basement and spend an hour fixing it whilst your Prozac pills kick in and send you off to sleep. This unfortunate excuse for a lovelife, in case you were wondering, is why you feel the burning need to comment every time one of my light-hearted pictures sends a tinge through your below-average sized flaccid penis, the sort of which you haven't felt since Dusty Rhodes pulled AJ Styles pants down around his ankles. You're so immensely, unbelievably boring, so in-between, so bland and impotent and uninteresting, that you are almost a disgrace to wrestling boards. At the very least, Motes had some substance about him. Motes was entertaining. You're a stray pubic hair in a pot of wallpaper paste.
But I wouldn't know for sure: as I said, my subconscious is barely registering you at all. Weird.
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President Skroob
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Jan 17 2008, 05:07 AM
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- Mrs Skroob
- Jan 16 2008, 10:25 PM
He did do a good job making Benjamin's promos lokayish. - Don Carlos
- Jan 16 2008, 10:30 PM
- President Skroob
- Jan 16 2008, 07:09 PM
- March Haire
- Jan 15 2008, 05:21 PM
- Boricua
- Jan 15 2008, 10:51 PM
Nitro is way better without her.
Until he turned into Morrison. Personally, I enjoyed him more when he hadn't been born yet.
I ask this question with no malice and complete sincerity. Did you really just admit to liking his dad's semen?
Sorry Don, but...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Nathan Versus
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Jan 23 2008, 05:20 PM
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This is almost as bad as that time Heath Ledger died...
Bill Covington, on Bobby Lashley’s departure from WWE.
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Cowards
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Jan 23 2008, 05:38 PM
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Awww. Why was my one deleted?!
Bring it back, Darth! I demand recognition.
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#LJB
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Jan 28 2008, 02:23 AM
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- Andy
- Jan 27 2008, 08:22 PM
- ANNOYING FAG WITH SHITTY OPINION
- Jan 27 2008, 09:18 PM
- Andy
- Jan 27 2008, 10:15 PM
FUCK THE PATRIOTS!
FUCK TOM BRADY!
And I can't wait to see Maria naked.
Season 1, Episode 2 of Will Andy get laid?
I can't wait to see the episode where you fall off a cliff.
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