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Post Of The Day; Any post that made you cream yourself
Topic Started: Mar 6 2007, 07:03 AM (14,038 Views)
DarthHomer
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Nascar's quote here just perfectly sums up the existence of AWT in a nutshell PERFECTLY:

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This place has a natural attraction to VAL~!, SANTINO~!, REGAL~!, STEVIE~!, Any word by Ron Simmons rhyming with damn...you know, the goofy, fun stuff. It's PWInsider's job to report RAW seriously. It's our job to see how many ~!'s we can fit into two hours.
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Oct 26 2007, 05:00 PM
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Oct 26 2007, 08:49 AM
Emil
Oct 25 2007, 12:40 PM
Miz > Kurt Angle.

A retarded, dyslexic midget in a wheelchair > Kurt Angle

The Miz > No One . . .

Prison Rape > The Miz; Third Degree Genital Burns > The Miz; Listening To Your Infant's Death Rattle > The Miz . . .

Get it right, fuckers.


Genius as ever from Don.
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I am not gonna even pay attention to him, because of the initial thought of his basing his character and his fan status off of his deceased father.


Pat's irrational hatred of Harry Smith makes my feelings towards Sean Penn look like admiration.
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This one from Joker gives me a lol in the ROOM 101 thread:

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Oct 28 2007
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A topic so subtley stolen from Explosm Forums:

So, I just read George Orwell's 1984... In the book the main character, Winston, gets thrown in a jail type place. He hears people talk about room 101 all the time, and eventually gets taken there himself. Inside Room 101 is the worst thing in the world according to the prisoner. Winston's was rats. They attached some weird rat cage thing to his face so that when they opened a hatch they would eat him alive.

But anyways, what's in your Room 101? What, according to you, is the worst thing in the world?

Being locked in a room with Fagwards.
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This is technically my post of yesterday, but nonetheless . . .

From the I Just Wanna Play VIDEA GAYMES Thread:

Andy
Oct 27 2007, 06:44 PM
I hope they fucking die in a fire.

Hilarious!
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Thor in the ECW live thread
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Holy shit, an Indian dressed as Bischoff~

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Oct 31 2007, 06:45 AM
He was a wizard who dresses in robes and waves a magical wand around.  My question is, how is anyone suprised that Dumbledore is a fruit?
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Can't believe no-one posted this on here. Anyway, whilist debating how the stip in the Michaels/Orton match has already made the PPV look shit, Borciua came up with this great quote:

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Also, this is just a semantic gripe, but: how can Umanga be a captain of the team? Doesn't the title imply he somehow leads or selected the others? I can't see how that would work:

Kennedy is sitting in the locker room, when the door bursts open:

Umanga: Lomu! Manu Samoa!

Kennedy: (scared as hell) Oh shit!

Umanga then thrusts a t-shirt in his direction, with "Team Umanga" written on the back.


Awesome. Just awesome.
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Until this, I never thought you could use the word fag so much in one sentence (taken from JJJ's poll of AWT's Biggest Fag:

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These 3 are the faggiest bunch of fags in a forum full of fags.

mattwwf likes Faggy McFagfag and Fag is in his last name, but he isn't as faggy as Joker or Don. They are Grade-A fags, and this is coming from a Faggy fan who fags around a faggy message board full of fags.


PS I deserve a reward for the the most uses of fag in one post. wink.gift


Here's your reward, you get post of the day. Maybe even a nomination for Member of the Hero of Month.
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Bill Covington
Nov 11 2007, 10:16 PM
I hope they kill him.
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This one from Anal Orgazm {dunno who he is - stupid name change!} from the 2008 SD vs RAW game thread:

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I lost my character virginity to Edge. I chose him first, beat up on Faggy, set a table on fire, sent Faggy through the firey table, Speared Faggy, choked Faggy with the announce table cords, and finished Faggy off with his own faggy move.
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DarthHomer
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Joke...I mean Village Idiot's anecdote about something that happened to him was, in fact, quite interesting. I'll let his words do the talking:

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So apparently my supposed fagginess has spread over to school. Because yesterday in my pyschology class, 2 girls came in with shirts that said "Shut up Josh" on them. They were decent looking, so I thought it was more funny than anything else, but since I might be about to quit my job, I'm thinking of suing for libel just to get some money.

But I will give them credit for originality, I've never seen a tee-shirt devoted to me.


It's unknown whether or not the T-Shirt was actually meant to be for him (he can't be the only Josh in his school/university), but this just proves something. Our Village Idiot = Epic Fail Guy....
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Don Carlos
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From the WWE Leaks Huge Return Spoiler Before It Happens thread, in regards to WWE Magazine:

KoK @ Nov 17 2007
01:11 PM
I'm more interesting in where it says HEAT UP YOUR SEX LIFE, DIVA TIPS REVEALED.

Though I doubt pausing during fellatio to ask "So I'm definately getting the job, Mr Laurentis?" is a turn on.
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Boricua
Nov 19 2007, 09:34 PM
Melina and Mickie in the same ring!  Get Elijah Burke in there and let's make a sextape!
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Every post on the live thread.

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Woah! She's actually damn hot when she doesn't look like she's about to be sad and 'smoke pot'.
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LOL FAGwards
Nov 19 2007, 10:28 PM
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Woah! She's actually damn hot when she doesn't frequently masturbate with lubricant that comes from her own tears and 'fail at life'.

Fixed it, you fucking fag.

I hope you die whilst fapping . . .
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You've got it all wrong. I didn't post that and looking up to my actual post will confirm that in place of what you wrote was actually "look like she's about to smoke pot and 'be sad'". I think there must have been a mess up because what you quoted wasn't correct. I'll ask Derek to look into the code, something must have fucked up.

Sorry for the inconvenience.
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LOL FAGwards
Nov 20 2007, 06:25 AM
You've got it all wrong. I didn't post that and looking up to my actual post will confirm that in place of what you wrote was actually "look like she's about to smoke pot and 'be sad'". I think there must have been a mess up because what you quoted wasn't correct. I'll ask Derek to look into the code, something must have fucked up.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yeah, you should probably ask Derek about that . . . in-between giving his cock mouth hugs, and taking a load down your throat, of course.

You may be a Fag, but even Fag's shouldn't talk with their mouths full.
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You're just jealous. His big head isn't just the one with the ugly.
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