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Topic Started: Mar 6 2007, 06:24 AM (22,314 Views)
Don Carlos
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Leave it to Cowards to fuck everything up right and proper . . .

Way to be, sport.
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Joker
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Fagwards, LOL
Oct 15 2007, 07:47 PM
CrimsonPhantasm
Oct 15 2007, 07:37 PM
Pauly Veck
Oct 15 2007, 01:30 PM
Fagwards
LOL,Oct 15 2007, 11:31 AM
CrimsonPhantasm
Oct 15 2007, 05:20 PM
Boricua
Oct 15 2007, 11:19 AM
Pam Anderson's Vag
Oct 15 2007, 12:11 PM
CrimsonPhantasm
Oct 15 2007, 04:08 PM
Fagwards
LOL,Oct 15 2007, 10:12 AM
Emil
Oct 15 2007, 03:01 PM
Fagwards
LOL,Oct 15 2007, 01:10 PM
Pauly Veck
Oct 15 2007, 05:29 AM
Boricua
Oct 14 2007, 12:29 PM
Pauly Veck
Oct 14 2007, 01:14 PM
Boricua
Oct 14 2007, 11:50 AM
Admiring the wikipedia entry I created.  Will I link you to it?  No.

Why not?

Because it's a mystery.

Your mom is a whore . . .

Your mom is a boar . . .

Your mom is an oar!

Your mom is a snore . . .

Your mom is gonna get a Gore.

Your mom voted for Al Gore.

Your mom's the size of mount rushmore.

Your mom has a nasty tasting core. :P

Your mom is dress size Forty-Four . . .

And the bitch has a syphilis sore . . .

After a sex change, your mom is a female no more.

Your mom has lockjaw . . .

And my dick was the biggest your mom ever saw.
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Crimson
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Pam Anderson's Vag
Oct 15 2007, 03:06 PM
Fagwards
LOL,Oct 15 2007, 07:47 PM
CrimsonPhantasm
Oct 15 2007, 07:37 PM
Pauly Veck
Oct 15 2007, 01:30 PM
Fagwards
LOL,Oct 15 2007, 11:31 AM
CrimsonPhantasm
Oct 15 2007, 05:20 PM
Boricua
Oct 15 2007, 11:19 AM
Pam Anderson's Vag
Oct 15 2007, 12:11 PM
CrimsonPhantasm
Oct 15 2007, 04:08 PM
Fagwards
LOL,Oct 15 2007, 10:12 AM
Emil
Oct 15 2007, 03:01 PM
Fagwards
LOL,Oct 15 2007, 01:10 PM
Pauly Veck
Oct 15 2007, 05:29 AM
Boricua
Oct 14 2007, 12:29 PM
Pauly Veck
Oct 14 2007, 01:14 PM
Boricua
Oct 14 2007, 11:50 AM
Admiring the wikipedia entry I created.  Will I link you to it?  No.

Why not?

Because it's a mystery.

Your mom is a whore . . .

Your mom is a boar . . .

Your mom is an oar!

Your mom is a snore . . .

Your mom is gonna get a Gore.

Your mom voted for Al Gore.

Your mom's the size of mount rushmore.

Your mom has a nasty tasting core. :P

Your mom is dress size Forty-Four . . .

And the bitch has a syphilis sore . . .

After a sex change, your mom is a female no more.

Your mom has lockjaw . . .

And my dick was the biggest your mom ever saw.

I was laughing like hell when I tore your mom's vagina wall.
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Don Carlos
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Give it up, people. This thing lost steam when Cowards changed the rhyming scheme, and nothing is going to save it . . .
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Cowards
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Pauly Veck
Oct 15 2007, 09:24 PM
Give it up, people. This thing lost steam when Cowards changed the rhyming scheme, and nothing is going to save it . . .

I did what now...
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CrimsonPhantasm
Oct 15 2007, 08:10 PM
Pam Anderson's Vag
Oct 15 2007, 03:06 PM
Fagwards
LOL,Oct 15 2007, 07:47 PM
CrimsonPhantasm
Oct 15 2007, 07:37 PM
Pauly Veck
Oct 15 2007, 01:30 PM
Fagwards
LOL,Oct 15 2007, 11:31 AM
CrimsonPhantasm
Oct 15 2007, 05:20 PM
Boricua
Oct 15 2007, 11:19 AM
Pam Anderson's Vag
Oct 15 2007, 12:11 PM
CrimsonPhantasm
Oct 15 2007, 04:08 PM
Fagwards
LOL,Oct 15 2007, 10:12 AM
Emil
Oct 15 2007, 03:01 PM
Fagwards
LOL,Oct 15 2007, 01:10 PM
Pauly Veck
Oct 15 2007, 05:29 AM
Boricua
Oct 14 2007, 12:29 PM
Pauly Veck
Oct 14 2007, 01:14 PM
Boricua
Oct 14 2007, 11:50 AM
Admiring the wikipedia entry I created.  Will I link you to it?  No.

Why not?

Because it's a mystery.

Your mom is a whore . . .

Your mom is a boar . . .

Your mom is an oar!

Your mom is a snore . . .

Your mom is gonna get a Gore.

Your mom voted for Al Gore.

Your mom's the size of mount rushmore.

Your mom has a nasty tasting core. :P

Your mom is dress size Forty-Four . . .

And the bitch has a syphilis sore . . .

After a sex change, your mom is a female no more.

Your mom has lockjaw . . .

And my dick was the biggest your mom ever saw.

I was laughing like hell when I tore your mom's vagina wall.

That's quite sad considering my mother is three feet tall.
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Don Carlos
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Fagwards, LOL
Oct 15 2007, 03:30 PM
Pauly Veck
Oct 15 2007, 09:24 PM
Give it up, people.  This thing lost steam when Cowards changed the rhyming scheme, and nothing is going to save it . . .

I did what now...

This thing got going when everyone began posting various lines of text that ended with words rhyming with "whore". Then you came up with that whole lockjaw bit; and "jaw" doesn't rhyme with "whore" . . .

Basically, you fucked it up. It's OK, though, because I love you; and nothing will ever change that. Just, ya' know, stop. And that goes double for everyone else.
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Cowards
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Jaw does rhyme with whore.
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Don Carlos
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Oct 15 2007, 03:47 PM
Jaw does rhyme with whore.

Not quite, but thanks for playing anyway . . .

KoK, tell him what he's won!
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Cowards
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And how, phonetically, would you pronounce "Jaw". As well as "Whore", for reference.

Jaw - Jore.
Whore - Wore.

You lose!

EDIT: It seems I got into a mental dispute between an H and a W. It's "Hor", I know...
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Don Carlos
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Jaw = Jau
Whore = Hor

You lose . . .
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Cowards
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xHPDIjWgMzw

Whenever you've got James Bond in your corner, you know you're damn right.
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Don Carlos
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I figured it was an English thing . . .
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Cowards
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Find me a video of an American saying "Jaw". Sounds pretty nuts.
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Don Carlos
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tTXbMCOywVY

0:30 - 0:31
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Cowards
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More similar than you're making out, Donboy.
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Don Carlos
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Oct 15 2007, 04:31 PM
More similar than you're making out, Donboy.

Well, I don't know what else to tell you, but those two words don't rhyme. They may, depending on a certain inflection in your voice due to a particular accent, but that isn't the case otherwise. It's pronounced in the same manner as the word "saw", or "claw". Whore has a completely different sound to it, on par with words like "bore", "score", or "floor".

As I said, I figured it was an English thing.
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Cowards
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I'd consider them to sound very rhymishly.

But seeing as this is going nowhere... I mean, I speak in an appropriately non-specific English accent, and you speak in your hick ways, we'll have to agree to disagree.

And it would actually seem that you fucked up the run with the "Your mom . . ." thing. So well done, because it was starting to get shitty.
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Don Carlos
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Agreed (to disagree)!

And the "Your mom . . ." things is what started, and kept the whole thing going. If what you meant to say is that I fucked up the run with my "And the bitch has a syphilis sore" comment, that is plausible, but at least it rhymed "Your mom is dress size Forty Four".

In any event, however, you're right; it was starting to get shitty. Like some German scat porn . . . starring Boricua's whore of a mother . . .
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Chubbs
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Pauly Veck
Oct 15 2007, 06:04 PM
starring Boricua's whore of a mother . . .

...which also stars his brother.
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